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[., Goddess of Bacon]

Me: LOL. Who's Hamster? They're amazing.

[Iviana (The Sign Painter), The Goddess of indecisiveness]

Me: It's Jamie. :3

[., Goddess of Bacon]

Me: I LOVE HIM. LOLOLOL.

I have to go to sleep now, bye!!

[Iviana (The Sign Painter), The Goddess of indecisiveness]

Me: Her*

Byes, Whim.

[[deleted user]]

Me: THERE ARE CUTSIE BABEE KITTIES NOMMING MY TOES, LOL. :3

[Iviana (The Sign Painter), The Goddess of indecisiveness]

Me: LOLWUT

[*~Silvypoo~* (Chaser of Artemis)]

Me: AAWWWW CUTE!!!

[[deleted user]]

Me: I GOT A NEW FOSTER LITTER. ^^

Georgie and Milo.

[Jo]

Me: Really?
Jon: You might want to go to the Stables.

[*~Silvypoo~* (Chaser of Artemis)]

Me: AWWWW!! SO CUTE!!!!!!!

[Jo]

Me: Someone say hi.

[[deleted user]]

Me: So cute. :3 *~lisp~* The motht adorable lil' kithies evar, laaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwl.
Charries: ... *headdesk*
Me: Kay-kay, Jo~

Hy guysttthhh~

[Jo]

Me: Hi!
Jon: *clears throat* Van...

[[deleted user]]

Me: Jon, I want to reply, but I already had. Awhile ago.


CRUD, I OWE POSTS. e-O

[Jo]

Me: Oh.

[[deleted user]]

Me: >:U

RAWR.


Thith klay. :D

[Jo]

Me: What?
I'm getting depressed. I just read the summary of 127 hours.

[*~Silvypoo~* (Chaser of Artemis)]

Me: :(

I'm at war!!! Lmao.

[*~Silvypoo~* (Chaser of Artemis)]

Me: I think I found Dylan's model!! Mark Cox

[Iviana (The Sign Painter), The Goddess of indecisiveness]

Silverfur- (I love Edward!!!!!!) wrote: "Me: I think I found Dylan's model!! Mark Cox

"

Me: . . . Uhm.

[*~Silvypoo~* (Chaser of Artemis)]

Me: No? Gotta go.

[Iviana (The Sign Painter), The Goddess of indecisiveness]

me: D: But I just got onnnnn. *whines*

I'm fine with him with hte new model.

[Jo]

Me: Random.

[Jo]

Me: I gtg, but before...

100 Reasons Twilight Sucks.

1-It is too copied off Jane Austen’s books. I hate that. Although JA also sucks...
2-The actors at the movies SUCK. Why can’t people get that when they’re nominated twice at the Razzies?
3-Bella is strange. She has no sense of sarcasm, which makes the book duller, and her sense of humor is that of an ape.
4-The cover of the 4th book is kind of “discriminating” to humans. When Bella stops being the red “pawn” and becomes a white “queen” it makes it clear humans suck.
5-Twilight fans are all for dying for true love.
6-It encourages getting obsessed with your boyfriend, early marriage for no good reason, and suicide for true love.
7-It is so cliché.
8-Stephanie Meyer sounds like a Buffy the Vampire Slayer teenage fan who writes her first fan fiction.
9-Jacob is so stupid, and all of his stupid little girly gang. Why does it have to be a pack? Just go on your own, freaks. Throw yourselves off the cliff and never come back.
10-Why would Bella try throwing herself off the cliff out of pure boredom? If you’re bored, Bella, smack your head against the wall.
11-Why the heck would you get depressed over a d*ck leaving town? Oh, that’s right...
12-Bella has no self-worth. She relies on someone for having it.
13-Jasper is emo. There’s no question about that.
14-Why would Emmet get mauled by a bear? He should’ve been responsible.
15-Carlisle should let them die. Death is better than killing others for your survival.
16-They are straight out of the madhouse.
17-Twilight should belong in an unknown fanfic page or SM’s personal blog where it cannot stain the good names of literature.
18-I hate how they compare the best literary examples such as Shakespeare and Emily Bronte to that piece of junk.
19-Rosalie should’ve known to run and call the police if her fiancée was drunk with a bunch of threatening looking strangers.
20-If Alice saw the future when she was human, she should’ve lived with it and let it go unknown rather than get sent to the nutcase house.
21-Esme shouldn’t have tried to kill herself. For heaven’s sake, he’s in Heaven, and she can have more children! Or at least visit a shrink. Jeez.
22-Bella literally kisses the ground Edward walks on. But he’s a person just like anyone else!
23-Bella should lock herself in a rubber room. Those hallucinations aren’t magic Bella...they’re your own emo brain.
24-Edward should’ve followed Carlisle instead of throwing himself at others, yes, even murderers.
25-SM has terrible taste in music.
26-Vampire life should at least have a price. Living life with nothing that can kill you seems terrible.
27-Edward is a stalker. How can he watch her sleep and enjoy it?
28-Bella’s plain. No boys like plain.
29-If Bella’s story had been in a big city; doubtless she would’ve ended up consuming drugs.
30-How can Mike fall in love with the new, plain, albino freak who only talks to people when she needs it?
31-There is no high-school drama at Bella’s school, but SM makes it sound like it.
32-Jacob is overly childish and creepy.
33-Victoria too.
34-James too.
35-Laurent too.
36-Everyone in the book.
37-I think the books were overpriced.
38-Why would vampires sparkle? If SM’s intention had been to match hunter with prey, then it was an enormous fail.
39-The Volturi are weirdos.
40-In New Moon Bella says “he sucked the poison out. Like with a rattlesnake.” And that’s NOT safe, good for either, or recommended.
41-I love Vampires Suck.
42-SM doesn’t deserve to be an author.
43-Thank to novels like that, people that don’t like to read think all novels are like that. CRETINS.
44-She gave bad publicity for the beautiful country of Italy.
45-She encourages grand theft auto.
46-Why does Edward have to be rich? Why not poor to twist it up?
47-Carlisle says he has respect for HUMAN life, although he contradicts himself by turning the freaky teens into vamps.
48-If Bella screams in her sleep, Charlie, force her into a sleep clinic.
49-Why would Bella hide in the mountains while a war raged downstairs? Run away to San Diego.
50-I’m sick of superfast and super strong heroes.
51-Bella’s a perv.
52-Leah is obsessed with Sam. Again, just like Bella.
53-How can Seth live with that sister?
54-Sam should throw himself off a cliff into sharp rocks, not the sea.
55-Bella’s jokes are lame.
56-Edward’s not only incredibly pessimistic (which most girls hate in boys) but utterly dramatic (which is only acceptable in girls.)
57-Reneésme is a horrible name. Girls are going to think she’s like Stargirl. No, Stargirl’s much better that her.
58-Anyone can be a vampire if they’re gross enough.
59-Victoria is too indiscrete with Riley.
60-Riley is stupid.
61-All of them dorks.
62-When Edward took his shirt off at the square; I can qualify him as stripper.
63-Bella thinks she’s smarter than the rest of her classmates when she’s the idiot that FELL IN LOVE WITH A VAMP.
64-If Bella wants money for college, why doesn’t she apply for a scholarship?
65-It’s sick that Bella stayed in the forest after Edward left. Little attention-seeking leech.
66-I want to strangle SM for adding the superpower thing. I hate it.
67-I hate Jasper has no sense of humor.
68-Emmet is a perv.
69-Angela shouldn’t be “perfect”.
70-Getting pregnant at 18 risks your life.
71-The Cullens hunt endangered animals such as grizzlies and want hunt jaguars.
72-I hate Reneésme grows quickly.
73-If she’s so smart, why doesn’t she run away from her manic family of idiots?
74-There’s no good reason werewolves should imprint.
75-Good web pages like Wattpad and Quizzilla (strike that—Quizzilla has never been a good webpage) have been stained by the black ink of Twilight.
76-Twilight is my favorite time of day. Now I’ve had to change it because people think I’m Twilight-obsessed.
77-Fanfiction has become a dark branch of literature now.
78-Bella’s so stupid. She makes raising a child sound like a piece of cake.
79-Charlie has no brains.
80-Neither does Bella, which is why Edward can’t read her mind.
81-Werewolves don’t have to mentally read their minds.
82-Why the @#!*% does SM make them heal fast?
83-Why does Jacob run away? Can’t he just say NO to the invitation?
84-Bella ditches math to walk through a meadow just to bring bad memories.
85-Charlie should recognize his daughter’s insanity.
86-I might have reported Renee to the police for passing on insanity to her daughter.
87-How original, two impossible lovers.
88-How original, a love triangle.
89-Nothing’s original!
90-My brother says Twilight should be better than the Hunger Games or Narnia because they’re bigger. Well, guess what, bro? They’re better to whack you r head with, as you have already learned.
91-There is no action in the book. In the first book the only highlight is the fight in Phoenix. In the second one...nothing. In the third one she actually skipped the fight. In the fourth one...again, nothing.
92-I am not giving in to the “but they’re in love!” explanation to “why are they so stupid?”
93-Jacob’s names for chapters are a disgrace to teen humor.
94-If SM writes Midnight Sun ...wait, she never will, because she said she would write it when everyone forgot about it, which is literally impossible because they’ve attacked teen romance, wounded cinematography, and hijacked the whole world with idiocies.
95-Laurent isn’t proactive.
96-Why does Bella have to have a hissy personality? Boys hate that.
97-That’s right...Edward counts as a girl.
98-SM should’ve twisted the thing up by making Charlie a drunkard who doesn’t care about Bella.
99-Everyone agrees with me, but even so...
100-I HATE TWILIGHT.

[Iviana (The Sign Painter), The Goddess of indecisiveness]

Me: Even though I strongly dislike Twilight, a few of your reasons aren't very good. I apologize, but they aren't. Saying that Twilight sucks because you hate it isn't a good reason. Neither is 61. Saying that someone (a fictional character in this case) is stupid or emo doesn't mean the whole series should be slammed. I mean, Cho Chang is stupid, but Harry Potter isn't sucky. Mostly. Ezio's (Assassin's Creed 2 and on) mother (whose name I can't remember) is emo and the game series is fantastic. Saying "Bella's a perv" also bugs me. Miles is a perv, and so is Alaska, but Looking for Alaska is absolutely amazing. One of the best books I've read.

[[deleted user]]

Me: I MIGHT GET A LAPTOP TODAY SQUEE.

MY MOM GAVE ME SOMETHING FOR MY ILLNESS, BUT SHE SAYS NOT TO OVERDO IT BECAUSE IT'S SOMETHING PEOPLE PUT IN SHOTS TO GET SOME...KICK. e-O

[Iviana (The Sign Painter), The Goddess of indecisiveness]

Me: :DDDDD YAYNESS

... o,p

[[deleted user]]

Me: F/CK YOU, WINDOWS 98. *happily kicks computer* :D

Ikr? I was like, "...Okay..."

[Iviana (The Sign Painter), The Goddess of indecisiveness]

Me: XD DON'T KILL IT YET.

o>o

[[deleted user]]

Me: AW, OK.

;-;

HAHA, I BE PUNNY TODAY:
"I don't want to sell things, I want a...a cool job.
Sell refrigerators.
Not funny."

[Iviana (The Sign Painter), The Goddess of indecisiveness]

Me: XDD NICE.

Presentations in Spanish:
Presenter: "So uh, yeah. That's my presentation on Ecuador."
Teacher: "Un ap--"
Presenter: "OH WAIT. I have strawberries for everyone, 'cause they grow fruit in Ecuador." *starts passing out fruit*
Girl next to me: "*says something I don't remember*"
Me: "She's fruity."
Girl: "... Oh God."

[[deleted user]]

Me: XD ILY.

We went to the weight room, and I thought each block-thingy was ten pounds, so I go, "SHUT UP, THIS IS EIGHTY POUNDS I'M LIFTING."
Turns out they were only five. "IT'S FORTY, STUPID. -.-"

xD

[Iviana (The Sign Painter), The Goddess of indecisiveness]

Me: XD faiil,

So a few years ago, we were having this award ceremony thing:
Me: "*accidentally hits Jamie's arm*"
Jamie: "OW MY EYE."
Me: "OHMYGOD I'M SO-- wait, what?"
Jamie: ....

[[deleted user]]

Me: YES I NEED TO DO THAT. xD

We were watching 12 Angry Men in Civics,
"So we're going to watch the movie, 12 Angry Men--"
And I go, "WHY ARE THEY ANGRY? D:D:D:D:"

[Moon]

Me: Hai guys. I'm sorry that I've been gone for a while, but things have been... rough lately for me.

[Iviana (The Sign Painter), The Goddess of indecisiveness]

Me: ILY.
xDDDD

[[deleted user]]

Me: It continues,
"JUST WATCH THE MOVIE.
OK...
~later~
ONLY THREE OF THOSE MEN WERE ANGRY.
I bet they were all angry at one point.
NO, I KEPT SCORE.
...wtf..."

D: Awwww, Moon, *glomp*

[Iviana (The Sign Painter), The Goddess of indecisiveness]

Moonstonesandbooks wrote: "Me: Hai guys. I'm sorry that I've been gone for a while, but things have been... rough lately for me."

Me: Inbox is always open.


I LAHVE YOU VAN.

[Moon]

Me: Hey Van and Ivi.

I haven't been on because of many things, such as homework, parents, and other stuff.

[[deleted user]]

Me: THEY WERE ANGRY FOR NO REAS--

PIGLET WAS IN THE MOVIE. ^^

[Moon]

Me: Thanks, Ivi.

Angry men?

[Iviana (The Sign Painter), The Goddess of indecisiveness]

Me: :/ I see, Alex.

PIIIGLET.

[Lightfeather ☼☺♥]

Me: .....ROFL!!!! There's always something here to laugh at with! ^^

[[deleted user]]

Me: 12, TO BE EXACT. xD

HEY LIIIIGHT.

IVIVIVIVIVI, THE GIRL NAMED CASSIDY AT MY SCHOOL WAS WEARING A GIR SWEATER. O.O

[Moon]

Me: I think I might rant. :/

Sorry.

[Iviana (The Sign Painter), The Goddess of indecisiveness]

Me : O-O I WANT A GIR SHIRT.

Don't be sorry, Alex.

[[deleted user]]

Me: Yeah, don't be sorry. :/

I was looking at it sideways, "G-Gir...I love girls? e.O I love...I heart...I hea--GIR. I HEART GIR." I probably sounded ~insanity~

[Iviana (The Sign Painter), The Goddess of indecisiveness]

Me: GIRRRRR. "What does the G stand for?
I DON'T know."

[Moon]

Me: I just feel like I'm dumping a whole bucketful o' sh*t on you guys when I finish with my rant post.

Gir. Gir t-shirts. I've seen them around.

[Iviana (The Sign Painter), The Goddess of indecisiveness]

Me: Don't worry, Alex. It's better you tell us--me, at least-- 'cause it'll make me worry less.