The Twisted Genie Game

[Braden]

I wish to be a magical flying dolphin that talks and nothing bad will happen to me

[*悲剧的面具*~{thingAWESOME}~]

granted but the dolphin dies

i wish for a new puppy

[[deleted user]]

granted, but the wings are useless and your vocal cords dont work

[Braden]

granted but it is dead

[Braden]

i wish for a horse that is not dead

[Braden]

hey stilts who said it had wings it might fly on its own so you got pwnd!!!!!!!!

[βҽϲκαӏίη]

Granted, but the horse gets weak and falls down a hill while you're riding it and dies.

I wish for one million real, not counterfeit, dollars.

[Braden]

ok but you can only spend them in a foreign country where they don't work

[Neki]

What do you wish for,Braden?

[Braden]

pie

[Neki]

Granted,but it is stale and you can't eat it!

I wish a whole room full of my book wish-list!

[Olivia]

Granted but the last and first 3 chapters are ripped out

I wish for a smart person to do my homework

[Neki]

Granted,he/she rips them off ur book as soon as he/she finshes them

I wish my enemy would vanish 4ever!

[Olivia]

Granted, your enemy vanishes and you are taken to jail for making her disapear

i wish i knew what people thought about everyone else.

[Neki]

granted,but it is heard in a alien language which no one understands it

[Olivia]

haha whats your wish?

[Braden]

Neki wrote: "Granted,but it is stale and you can't eat it!

I wish a whole room full of my book wish-list!"

i will eat it

[Braden]

granted but the books haver nothing in them they are blank pages and the house will be destroyed by a tornado 2 minutes after you step in



I wish for a genie

[Neki]

Granted,but its a twisted genie so nothing will turn out the way you expected!

I wish for more free time!

[Braden]

granted but every second of free time you have slowly kills you

[Neki]

What do you wish for,Braden?