1,000 Ways to Get Kicked Outta Walmart

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1) poor katchup on a stuffed animal by the meat section and scream at the top of your longes "NOOO! THEY BUTCHERED TEDDY! THEY BCHERED TEDDDDYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!"

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Pretend Team Edward and Team Jacob are a football team and host a game in the middle of the twilight section.

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3) get wolf shaped confetty in one bag and bat shaped confetti in another then ask random people "team endward ar team jacob?" if they answer edward pelt them with bat confetti and yell "edward lover!" and run off laughing like a maniac then do the same with the wolf confetti when they answer jacob

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what are we on, #4? yeah. ok...

4) grab a bouncy ball and throw it down the aisle shouting "PIKACHU, I CHOOSE YOU!"

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5) take stuff out of people's carts when they aren't looking and put it in someone else's cart.

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6) pretend your insane and look at random people awkwardly saying in a low voice "lala la LA la laaaaaaaaaaaa..."

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7) glue a quarter to the floor and count how many people try to pick it up

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9)get candy and through it at little kids screaming "ITS NO TRICK HAVE A TREAT!!!!!"