TWILIGHT HATERS discussion
Twilight: Characters of Shame
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Edward: Runner-up
i cant STAND most modern authors' veiws on vamps, especially sm's
bram stoker and who ever wrote interview with the vampire(i havent read the book, but the movie was awesome)
ahhh... i really only started reading vamp-related junk this year, and so far the best thing ive read has been dracula
Hey! That sounds like a good idea. We should debunk Meyer's vampires scientifically (or as scientifically as possible) as well, along with the normal "they suck" thing. Besides, I'm curious to see what people will come up with. I once put forward my Edward-has-super-semen theory but people kind of laughed...n.n
lol, my scientific theory on y twivamps/ sparklepires sparkle is cuz they r on drugs, and deadweirdo has horrible hair cuz he hasnt payed a visit to sweeney todd in the pas 2 centuries ^^
Ashley wrote: "hahahah thats HILARIOUS.i think he does look really stoned...not exactly sure if thats a side of edward we haven't seen but was always there?
another reason not to like him:)
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no... r patz doesn't look stoned exactly... just odd...
i think his hair in the movie is effed up tho and his forehead is very very upsetting to his nose, which gives him a sort of I-just-ran-into-a-wall kind of look. and in the theatres all the girls scream when his ugly face comes up but hey, fine by me at least we don't have to listen to his breathy voice. SOMEONE GET THIS CHILD A PUFFER!
can vampires be asthmatic?
lol... well, it CAN get annoying... everytime a character that is played by alan rickman comes up on the screen when im watching a movie with a friend of mind, she squeals really REALLY loud...
i know. people need to realize that it was just a role in a movie, not a lifestyle.
Lol I think RP's hair looks like a quail's poof. A quail who hasn't taken a bath in my birdbath for about six months. And his American accent was lame...he kept on sounding Irish.Bella goes onandonandonandonandonandonandonandonandon about how hot he is. Yeah, okay, I get the point...what else does she like about him? IT'S ALL LUST!! (do vampires count as animals?)
all she can think about is his stupid sparkly abbs so i guess nothing else. (yes i do believe so)
Deliabookworm wrote: "Lol I think RP's hair looks like a quail's poof. A quail who hasn't taken a bath in my birdbath for about six months. And his American accent was lame...he kept on sounding Irish.Bella goes onando..."
LAWL!
oh well. all is forgiven jk
i was just joking i put jk after it
Okay I personally think RoBert Pattison is a DOUCHE BAG
I think imaginary Edward even though he's a freak is ten times better
The CGI they did in that movie sucked unicorn balls he looked furry
I think imaginary Edward even though he's a freak is ten times better
The CGI they did in that movie sucked unicorn balls he looked furry
Lol plus they HAD to add that tinkly music that just made it worse...
ya that made it the worst
Oh my duck it's bookworm from the lovers group she went over to the haters
Not a bad choice if you ask me
Oh my duck it's bookworm from the lovers group she went over to the haters
Not a bad choice if you ask me
I laughed SO hard when he started sparkling. My friend was like "OMIGOD HE'S SPARKLING" and I just couldn't stop laughing. I really couldn't. For, like, five minutes straight. Oh, and then, of course, he has to yell "No, this is the skin of a killer!!" in a weird voice, which made me laugh even more.
THE SPARKLING IS MESSED UP! They kill people, and they sparkle, what is not wrong about that?
According to Edward, sparkling is a bad thing. If I could sparkle, I would go into someones yard and just dance around, sparkling all prettily. And why doesn't anyone notice that they just happen to leave when it gets sunny? That is messed up!
I know, right?! Seriously, 'cause NOOOOO, it's not suspicious AT ALL when they leave EVERY TIME it's sunny!
Why can't he just sit away from the window? Okay, that was a bad solution...
I assumed their campus was outdoor. Wait, in the movie, it was indoor... but still, their lunch area (or whatever) is outdoor. But idk, really.
wow. i have to admit meyer had like a really good plot. in the first book. then she failed. and again. and again. if she had more fighting and death between the vamps and the humans, and the vamps and the werewolves...that would have interested me a teeny bit. o, and BELLA the stupidest protagonist ive ever read of, would have to die. i would of loved her to do that because then she would have had to made edward die, because hes 'so in love with her', and then it would of ended like a true horror book, with everybody DEAD. and jake and deadward should of had a fight, like massive fight. and i hate this!!! now if anybody else gets meyers idea and turns it into a good book like she SHOULD have in the first place, theyre gonna get the whole 'but they COPIED the storyline![' and then theyre gonna owe meye millions, because of her stupid fail.she is the WORST horror writer ever because well, she even ADMITTTED she doesnt like horror movies. i think this shows in her boooks yes? she so scared of killing off any of her precious vamps, even in the last book where there could have been the best fight scene and death scene...but nooo BELLA has to protect everyone with her epic failness.
god it irritates me sooo much! how can you write a book about vampires and werewovles and not have any form of killing. and even when there was killing it was of stupid characters that were only in the book for like 5 seconds. and she doesnt even describe it well, no she likes describing edwards total perfection, but death? no shes too much of a girly girl. w4'089ut=yr';sldt... sorry i had to hit the keyboard.
ok now thats out of my system =:]
thankyou for reading hahaha!
Yeah, okay other Rose... your just weird, mmkay? EVERYTHING SHOULD BE A HORROR BOOK!! You should have your readers running to go barf while reading it!!! Then you know they'll finish it~ It's too gross/scary to be left be!! It might kill you in your sleep!!!Or a sex novel that makes your blood rush, that's always a keeper.
Edward is the weirdest character ever. He's a century-old guy that stalks 18-year-old girls...WTF? He's all dark and mysterious and stuff..I hadn't even read Twilight, so all I had known was that he had crazy hair and was a stalker and was old...not the best starter for a book. ^^
LMFAO Not even Robert Pattison likes Edward LOL he said it in an interview. He hates twilight, so I think we shall forgive him there.This is apart of the interview
"'When you read the book', says Patterson...'It's like,' "Edward was so beautiful, I creamed myself." I mean, every line is like that. He's the most ridiculous person who's so amazing at everything. I think a lot of actors tried to play that aspect. I just couldn't do that. And the more I read the script, the more I hated this guy, so that's how I played him, as a manic depressive who hates himself. Plus, he's a 108 year old virgin so he's obviously got some issues there."
Seriously! Robert was spot on! Edward is this depressing 108-year old virgin that stalks 18 year olds and watches them sleep.WTH?!
http://blog.explodingwumpus.com/wp-co... << thats the article he said it in. The magazine just rubs it off like its unimportant haha
Um, gross much? Eww, what kind of teenage love story is that? Sooo in appropriate. >.< And gross. Did I mention gross?
I wouldn't call it "gross" since he is technically physically 17 as well. Although this begs the question of why a hundred year old hot teenage vampire would even be interested in her in the first place.
Really. Physically, he looks seventeen, but when you imagine a 108-year-old man cuddling up to a seventeen year old, that's kinda..weird. Cuz that's what he'd really be. A 108 year old man. >.<
You have a point, though. ^^
Seriously, if there was some old guy, even forty, hitting on me, much less watching me sleep, no matter whether or not he's stuck in a seventeen year old boy or whatever. He and my firehydrant... well specifically my firehydrant and his groin and head, are going to get to know eachother very well.He'll be in the hospital with a major concussion just when I'm warming up.
Don't worry Kratos!!! Though you're four-thousand I still love you!!! Five more years Jade till forty, five more loving years!!
I know right!!!
Edward's a creepy pedo stalker. End of story, no questions asked.CHARACTER FAIL
Alicia wrote: "LMFAO Not even Robert Pattison likes Edward LOL he said it in an interview. He hates twilight, so I think we shall forgive him there.This is apart of the interview
"'When you read the book',..."
I am officially torn. I'm not sure whether to keep bashing the movie or become an official Robert Pattinson fan. Wow.
Nightshade wrote: "I am officially torn. I'm not sure whether to keep bashing the movie or become an official Robert Pattinson fan. Wow."Pretty hard decision. ^^
Rose wrote: "According to Edward, sparkling is a bad thing. If I could sparkle, I would go into someones yard and just dance around, sparkling all prettily. And why doesn't anyone notice that they just happen t..."
In the 1st book, it said they went to the airport. Airports have lots of windows. They didn't travel at night..How did people not notice?!! And what about when they got on the plane?!! AHH! **Brain explodes**
Also: If I could sparkle, I would like, go creep a bunch of people out. The movie graphics with the sparkles SUCKED. He looked like he got dunked in a box of glitter. Which he probably did, of course.
I'm sort of iffy on Robert Pattinson. I love it how he bashes twilight and admits he was drunk when he signed the contract, but i can't watch HP & GOF anymore without making twilight jokes. My favorite scenes are now when Voldemort kills Cedric. I also can't help but yelling at the screen when Harry is crying over Cedric's body to "stab him before he starts to sparkle harry"! On another hand, here is an amazing article about our favorite stalker: http://www.uwpexponent.org/2009/11/19... from someone at http://www.twilightsucks.com/index.html
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He says that?! Really?! HAHAHAHA that's amazing!! LOL!!
U know... I forgive Robert I mean he apparantly has a sense of humour, is disterbed greatly by the fan-girls (who stalk him and make weird advances on him, eg. running up to him with blood pouring down their necks saying they cut their necks for him) he can act, ugly or not he is one of the few actors in the movie that can.But, most of all I forgive him, and laugh greatly, about the fact that hes a star in the movie and he hates it with a passion.
Edwards character however sucks. R-Patts is cool, the character he plays not. I see a difference :)
For the person who's torn look at R-Patts as a person and him in twilight as a stalker vampire. =) could help
What about you bash the movie, but don't bash Pattinson.
Nightshade wrote: "He says that?! Really?! HAHAHAHA that's amazing!! LOL!!"Yep. ^^ When i heard that i started gaining respect for him. I feel so bad for him though. He's already said he might give up acting because of what the twilight fan girls have done to his private life. It would be sad if Edward character made the person who plays him give up his profession.
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