Edward: Runner-up

[Chandani , The TAC Prez one]

Thanks god! Okay how are we going to inject this into all the Twihards---The ice cream!

[Jamine Isabel E. Uy, The creative makes-awesome-stuff-for-us one]

(wow... dean is actually useful with computers)

Everyone else: OF COURSE!!

Sam: Great idea!!

Dean: but... how are we gonna do that?

*Ruby walks in* I'll take care of that.

o.O Ruby?!?!

Ruby: what? Just because I'm from down under doesn't mean I like shit like Twilight. Now gimme the venom!

Dean: wait... *slaps Ruby's hands away* how do we know we can trust you?

[Chandani , The TAC Prez one]

Chan-chan: Yeah How?

[Jamine Isabel E. Uy, The creative makes-awesome-stuff-for-us one]

Ruby: *boredly takes out a picture of Emmett being decapitated by Ruby* *raises eyebrow*

er... I think that's enough proof. What do you think Agent Chan? (hahaha!! makes you sound Chinese!)

[Chandani , The TAC Prez one]

Chan-chan: *smiles wryly* Youre in.

[Chandani , The TAC Prez one]

Lol.

Chan chan: Probations only for 3 days. Until you prove that you REALLY hate twilight.

[Jamine Isabel E. Uy, The creative makes-awesome-stuff-for-us one]

Rain: *kinda feels bad for Ruby* I guess it gives me the opportunity to call you Pro-B like Denozo from NCIS. (I saw a preview of Supernatural Season 4 episode 10, I believe. Dean and Sam apparently have new love interests in there)

Sam and Dean: we could hear you...

Rain: Then I guess you know what's in my mind right now. *sly grin*

[Jamine Isabel E. Uy, The creative makes-awesome-stuff-for-us one]

Rain: *eats anti-twilight ice cream infront of Rose* you DO want to get cured right?

Rose: *immediately stops but stares at the ice cream* What's that flavour?

Rain: *looks at ice cream* oh this? This is the latest flavour... it's called: Sweet Honey S.T.A.R.S. *narrator's voice* The strawberry and cream flavour is sweet and sour because of the chopped strawberries. The strawberry ice cream is then topped with whipped cream and triple chocolate.

This flavour is like a hunter's sweet rage. A whip with triple the pain and strength when in it for the kill. Then... when the prey is caught (mostly the sparkling vampires) the hunters give sweet torture with a hint of sour delight.

Just like the TAC STARS, sweet but strong. So try Honey STARS now!

[Chandani , The TAC Prez one]

Chan-chan: *stares droolingly at STARS.* hmmmmmmmm

[Jamine Isabel E. Uy, The creative makes-awesome-stuff-for-us one]

*continues to eat* mmm... very torturous!

Would you like some Agent Chan? *scoops one for Chandani*

[☼☼Khloe☼☼~*~Thirteenth Step~*~, The one who just looks good in tights]

Sparkles, and Klutz and stalkers OH MY! It could only be one thing... TWILIGHT!

[☼☼Khloe☼☼~*~Thirteenth Step~*~, The one who just looks good in tights]

HeY RoSe WhAt ArE YoU uP ToO? :) I am very bored!

[☼☼Khloe☼☼~*~Thirteenth Step~*~, The one who just looks good in tights]

haha thats funny! I'm IMing Rosie/Mallie. :)

[Jamine Isabel E. Uy, The creative makes-awesome-stuff-for-us one]

Hello Xalice! Well... you have come to the right place! *fanfare plays as the doors to TAC open* WELCOME, TO THE TWILIGHT ADDICTION CENTRE HQ!!

We are in charge of bringing normality to girls from the deadly disease called T.I.O.D. (please refer to the TAC section of this wonderful group) We are also the producers of TwiLIGHTS (where we use the sparkling vampires as the solution to the lack of electricity and the debate on nuclear power plants- I am against it.)

Feel free to roam around but please refrain from the laboratory... it is filled with experiments for the cure of T.I.O.D. and many other weapons against the Twilight characters and their fans who are declaring war upon us. ^-^ If you have any more questions, please don't hesitate to ask.

[Daisy]

*claps!* Yes actually i do clap whenever I don't know what to say, I get weird looks all the time.

[Jamine Isabel E. Uy, The creative makes-awesome-stuff-for-us one]

And this is Hoodie-chan. An insider of the Twilight Lovers group. She is an essential witness and member of the agency, because she could tell us information about lovers. Thus, this makes her a great informant.

[Chandani , The TAC Prez one]

And to the left you will see our "Twilight hall of shame" where we discuss the utter crappiness of the books. In the TAC lab we are currently devising a cure for Twi-hard-ness. It will take a while but we are making quick progress.

[Jamine Isabel E. Uy, The creative makes-awesome-stuff-for-us one]

Inside the lab you would see the famous Winchester brothers working on the cure.

Sam: aren't you supposed to be helping us, Agent Rain?

Dean: This book is so crap!!! *tears pages from BD* I already know that vampires suck, literally, but this is the worst!!

Well... erm... *grins* I'm busy touring these guys! So... CIAO!! *runs off*

Sam: *sighs* If I knew better she wants to lay off the labs because of her. *points at Bella with his thumb who was still whining inside her soundproof chamber*

Dean: *cringes* couldn't blame her...

[Chandani , The TAC Prez one]

We are currently working on a cure for TIOD. Necular power may be the answer....*looks back at chart in hand*

[Jamine Isabel E. Uy, The creative makes-awesome-stuff-for-us one]

We're using their sparkliness to generate power. It would be the solution for the excessive amount of electricity NY uses!

[Chandani , The TAC Prez one]

Yeah!!

[Chandani , The TAC Prez one]

Lol, because god knows Time Square aint bright enough already.

[Jamine Isabel E. Uy, The creative makes-awesome-stuff-for-us one]

So... how is the generator working, Agent Chan?

*types on her laptop with Sam beside her*

Sam: *still cringes at the unbelievable noise Bella could make behind the sound proof chamber* I think we need a generator that could make power out of her whining...

Rain and Dean: THAT'S IT!!! *rushes to the corner of the lab and grabs stuff to make a generator* Why didn't we think of that before!?!?!?!?!?! *both continue with their work*

[Chandani , The TAC Prez one]

Its coming along...if we can get dead ward into a sunlit chamber i think well have a break through.

[Chandani , The TAC Prez one]

XD

[Jamine Isabel E. Uy, The creative makes-awesome-stuff-for-us one]

Sam: Damn it!!

Ruby: *appears out of nowhere and lifts Rose by the collar behind her* You're not going anywhere missy.

Rain: *catches up with Ruby* wow... you caught her.

Dean: hm. Not bad, Pro-b.

Rose: PUT ME DOW- *falls asleep after Ruby touches a particular nerve on her neck*

Ruby: *raises an eyebrow* Did I pass the test?

Rain: Well... maybe... but I didn't even use these!! *pouts at her bazooka* *looks at Sam* Maybe next time, you could use your powers on-

Dean: No way! I ain't allowing that! What if he becomes one of those twihards!?

Sam: *sighs* I won't become one of them Dean... I prom-

Dean: *ignores Sam* or maybe he could become one of those bi*ches like Ruby-

Ruby: Hey hey hey!! I helped you grab this... experiment so don't go around dissin' me buddy!

Rain: *sigh* I think I'll buy you something that could protect your... *blushes* nutters. *hands Sam an ice pack out of nowhere* here... let's hope you still can have children. hehehehe...

[Chandani , The TAC Prez one]

Chan-chan: GET HIM!!!!!! *lunges at the horrible rock monster*

[Chandani , The TAC Prez one]

Lol

[Chandani , The TAC Prez one]

CHan-chan: *Runs into whining chamber and starts poking Bella with knitting needle*

Deadward: BELL AMY LOVE! *rushes towards glass and walls on his face*

Rose: Works every time....

[Chandani , The TAC Prez one]

XD

[Jamine Isabel E. Uy, The creative makes-awesome-stuff-for-us one]

I found this on deviant art when I checked the updates of my favourite deviants. This actually cracked me up! I can't wait until she finishes this!

http://italuv.deviantart.com/art/Crac...

[Ruth]

Gemma wrote: "He is probably the most unrealistic character I have ever come across (before you all jump on me for saying that about a fictional fantasy character, let me explain). He is 100-something years old and a forever17-year old. NOW if he has the needs and desires (sexual) that Stephanie Meyer proclaims. How in Gods name did someone stuck in a hormonal 17-year-old's body stay a virgin for over 100 years!!! WFT?? "

O.k. I joined this group basically only because I wanted to comment on this post, because I know the reason that SM wrote Edward that way. She's a member of The Church of Jesus Crhist of Latter-day Saints, or "Mormon". I am too. In our church it is a standard that you are not allowed to date until after you turn sixteen, and you're not allowed to have sex until after you get married, and then only to your spouse. SM was just trying to integrate some good standards into her book, because if everyone followed those standards then personally I think the world would be a better place....anyway, so she didn't just put Edward's innocence in randomly, it had to do with religious and personal standards.

p.s. If any of you have conceptions about "mormonism" (i know there's a lot out there, and some of it's wrong, i.e. some think we worship the devil) that you are confused about of just want to know about, then go ahead and ask me here. I know that was off topic but just wanted to put that out there for anyone who was curious about what we actually believe in my religion.

p.p.s. not EVERYTHING SM put in there has to do with our church values, don't reread the book and analyze everything into 'so Mormons must believe that or this is o.k.' in fact, for the MOST part SM wrote a fiction book, not a "Mormon" book, there's even some stuff that (by "mormon" standards) I and others dissaproved of and thought shouldn't be in there. So, just because SM is Mormon, don't read to much into it. (pardon the pun)

[Chandani , The TAC Prez one]

The fact that shes mormon dosent change the fact that its sad. I mean hes 107, supposedly hot and hes not getting ANY.

[Ruth]

Well, it's all about standards.

[Chandani , The TAC Prez one]

yeah....

[Ruth]

Yeah, like not only the whole dating thing, but I don't swear, take the name of the Lord in vain, drink caffiene, have tattoos, have multiple ear piercings or other piercings, and quite a bit more. Before you go saying 'Wow, that's really strict' I've got to say that I don't really think of it that way, because it's my religion it actually makes me feel like a better person.

[Chandani , The TAC Prez one]

I know people have standards, and im sure edward does too, but man he has to have met some good smelling idiotic, masochistic vampire craving girls before Bella right?

[Ruth]

I guess you'd have to ask SM the answer to that one. :)

[Jamine Isabel E. Uy, The creative makes-awesome-stuff-for-us one]

Hey Blossom! Ruth! My name is Candy Rain but you can call me Rain. I am the head of Public Relations. I'm also in charge of Intelligence here in TAC. I believe you have met the creator of TAC, Chandani?

*shakes hands with them* Pleasure to meet people who still have a hold of their sanity.

Since you joined TAC, please enjoy this promo. *gives out TAC ice cream*

Dean: HEY!! I was eating that!

We even have Sam and Dean Winchester here to help out on our missions.

Please enjoy your stay.

[Chandani , The TAC Prez one]

Hello Blossom, hello Ruth!

I am Chandani, but you can call me Chan. I am the creator or out Twilight Addiction Centers! Rain and Rose are my main people when it comes to directing the TAC. We are hard at work trying to find a cure for the infamous disease T.I.O.D. You can can find out more about this disease in the TAC and the Creative corner.

[Chandani , The TAC Prez one]

SPAM SPAM SPAM!

[Jamine Isabel E. Uy, The creative makes-awesome-stuff-for-us one]

they're ok but I like some of their songs especially look me in the eye. :D

[Jamine Isabel E. Uy, The creative makes-awesome-stuff-for-us one]

Sorry Blossom. I'm not much of a fan. I prefer Miley even though I'm 18... hehehe. Besides... I don't think I would be able to relate much if you all start talking about them.

[Chandani , The TAC Prez one]

lol

[Fayla]

i dont like them at ALL there all DISNEY ppl

[Gemma, The Bitchy One]

amen Fayla!

i cannot stand miley cyrus/the jonas brothers

[Chandani , The TAC Prez one]

They all suck.

[☼☼Khloe☼☼~*~Thirteenth Step~*~, The one who just looks good in tights]

hehe I'm glad other people feel the same way as I do. I hate hate hate hate! the "Jo Bros" and Miley "stupid" Cyrus.

[Chandani , The TAC Prez one]

Lol!

[Chandani , The TAC Prez one]

I just LOVE hating things! Its actually fun when yo uhave good reason to hate it!