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Boreal Elizabeth
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Nationalism is a bit of plague. Nothing like a watching the national football team getting thrashed by the national team of God-knows-where on home ground to bring out sterling nationalistic emotions of all Malaysians.

Loath is an adjective meaning "unwilling." It ends with a hard th and rhymes with growth or both.
Loathe is a verb meaning "to hate intensely." It ends with a soft th like the sound in smooth or breathe.
Examples: He was loath to admit that he was included in the deal.
(He was unwilling)
Alex loathes spiders.
(Hates them intensely)
Nicely put. I loathe so many things, but I'm loath to share them all for fear of looking like a grouch.

No, no, and (let me check)... no. What can I say, the man loved his billiards (and a drink and a cigar and the right to swear at the corner pocket when it doesn't scootch over).

will appreciate this story.:]
On his 74th birthday,a man received a gift certificate
from his wife. The certificate paid for a visit to a
medicine man living on a nearby reservation. The
medicine man was rumored to have a wonderful cure for
erectile dysfunction.
After being persuaded,he drove to the reservation,
handed his ticket to the medicine man, all the time
wondering what was to come.
The old medicine man slowly and methodically produced
a potion,which he handed to the 74 year-old. With a
grip on his shoulder,the medicine man warned, "This
is powerful medicine and it must be respected. You take
only a teaspoonful and then say '1-2-3'.. When you do
that,you will become manlier than you have ever been
in your life and you will be able to perform as long
as you want."
The old man was encouraged. As he walked away,he turned
and asked,"How do I stop the medicine from working?"
"Your partner must say '1-2-3-4,'"the medicine man responded.
"But when she does, the medicine will not work again until the next full moon."
The old man was very eager to see if the potion worked,
so he went home,showered,shaved,took a spoonful of the
medicine,and then invited his wife to join him in the bedroom.
When she came in,he took off his clothes and said,"1-2-3!"
Immediately,he was the manliest of men.
His wife was excited and began throwing off her clothes.
And then she asked, "What was the 1-2-3 for?"
And that, boys and girls,is why we should never end our
sentences with a preposition - or one will end up with a
dangling participle!
Oh, my! Too bad we can't share it with the kiddies (who wouldn't get the punch line but, thanks to the commercials, would fully understand the ED part).
How about a BAN on all drug advertising on TV? Where do I sign? It speaks loads about us as a country (on meds).
How about a BAN on all drug advertising on TV? Where do I sign? It speaks loads about us as a country (on meds).
Hahahahaha....to everything! The only meds advertised on TV here are Nurifen (for headaches) and Viagra/Cialis....curiously enough!
Ooh. Valium. Quite nice.
Ahem. Where was I? Ah, yes. Debs, you should see! At least 70% of our ads are drugs -- many of them of the embarrassing sort (erectile dysfunction, enlarged prostate, hemorrhoids, etc.).
What's a real hoot is how they read aloud the fine print about possible side effects -- these take up 1/3rd of the commercial and often include "possible death" and other such nuisances.
Ahem. Where was I? Ah, yes. Debs, you should see! At least 70% of our ads are drugs -- many of them of the embarrassing sort (erectile dysfunction, enlarged prostate, hemorrhoids, etc.).
What's a real hoot is how they read aloud the fine print about possible side effects -- these take up 1/3rd of the commercial and often include "possible death" and other such nuisances.

GREAT IDEA!...I'm so sick of hearing that I NEED to ask my Dr. about sleep meds, indigestion, bone density, cholesterol, and ED!(etc!!)
Geezzzzzzz...I feel fine!

LESS
Less (adjective)
Pronunciation: ['les:]
Definition: Not as much of something uncountable. Used with mass nouns only, as "less bread," "less thought, "less intelligence."
If the object noun is countable, "fewer" should be used: "fewer people," "fewer hours, "fewer things." "Fewer" is the comparative of "few;" "less" is the comparative of "little."
Usage: How could such a small, simple word acquire the stature of the Word of the Day? It may be small but it is muscling "fewer" out of the English language. "Less" is so commonly misused as a substitute for "fewer" on US radio and TV, that I fear for the very life of "fewer." The rule for using "fewer" is simple: if the object of "less/fewer" is countable, "fewer" is required: "fewer errors mean less anxiety." "Fewer" is the comparative of "few." If we say "a few errors," to be consistent we should say "fewer errors." "Little" is used with nouns that cannot be counted, e.g. hope, life, risk; "less" should only be used with the same nouns that "little" modifies.
Suggested Usage: Please don't complain that this word is too obvious to be the Word of the Day. I would conjecture that most U.S. English-speakers no longer use 'fewer' at all: "Little hope remains that 'judgement' will be spelled correctly in the near future but there is even less hope for the survival of 'fewer.' Sad but true: "Fewer and fewer people use 'fewer' and no one listens to the few who do."
Etymology: From Old Germanic *laisiz, which turned up in Old English as læssa "less." It can be traced to very few languages outside the Germanic ones, though the Oxford English Dictionary mentions an old Lithuanian word, lësas "small." "Least" is, of course, "less" with the superlative suffix -est

I hear so many people saying good when they mean well.

Kids (and adults) have been writing "would of" since the days (Mon. through Fri.) of Methuselah. If it makes you feel any better, Gabs, I correct it all the time.
Whelp: A cross between a whine and a yelp. As in "I wish those puppies would stop whelping all the time."
And then there's Lawrence Whelp. My grandmother called it lovely music, but I had other words for it. Love the SNL send-ups of it, though.
http://www.hulu.com/watch/73360/satur...
http://www.hulu.com/watch/73360/satur...

On a slight tangent, I work for a magazine publisher and we just unleashed a (whatever the collective noun for journalists is) of print journalists on to the internet with quite embarrassing results. Letting a group of people who have relied on editors tidying up their work for years publish stuff directly just doesn't work. Some of them weren't even using punctuation, and I don't mean missing the odd comma, they weren't using any punctuation.

Well they might cut it as fiction writers. More and more novelists are throwing quotation marks to the wind for dialogue. Pain in the buttinski, that.

Rob, like NE already noted, some of the most noted fiction writers are throwing their commas to the wind...with no boom-a-rang effects!
And they are being bestowed NOBLE prizes for Literature...i.e., Cormac McCarthy and Jose Saramago to name some names. Faulkner may have had a big influence on McCarthy me' thinks!

but have your daughter check out the newest concept by the master himself, Howard Schultz...he's trying to get back to that earlier cozy cafe feel...and has added a formidable, but affordable wine list!
http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html...
http://www.capitolhillseattle.com/200...