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Twilight: Characters of Shame
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Bella Swan (a.k.a leading idiot of shame)
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Ooh, she does!!
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Personally, if Twilight really is a portal to this author's subconscious mind, I'm going to say that she needs to convert to another religion. One that condones hedonism. XD
No kidding. It's so embarressing (I'm LDS as well) to have friends approach me and ask if all Mormons are like that.
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Nah, some people are religious. A lot of my family calls themselves Mormon but they never go to church, they drink, they smoke *shrugs*
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many apologies for that awful sentence structure :)
Hm. Coming from someone who read these posts, though they love her.
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What are you trying to say, Rem? Are you afraid of going up against us? Well, I'd be afraid too. We're pretty smart for our usually mindless generation.
Bella is way to interested in sex... I mean, that's all she thinks about when she thinks about her and edward.
Man leave rem alone i totally agree with her about twilight fine breaking dawn was a disappointment but the rest were great.
♥♠♥Khloe♥♠♥ and ~ Rosie ~ keep yo mouth shut no one talks to my friend Rebekah (rem) like that! if you were right infront of her she would crack your jaw.
no one likes being ganged up on and you are bullys.
Twilight freak, back off. You're ganging up on us, so quite being such a hypocrite.If being a lowlife means retaining my brain cells, Rem, I'll happily remain in my lowly state.
I'm so sure you can handle yourself. You're doing so well. Your comments are so...dull. They're boring to read, typical, and revolve around insulting us with whatever common name or phrase comes to mind. It's so...so...repetitive. You pity us. Great. How many times have you said that?
Oh, and by the way, I don't know anything 'right'? What in heavens name is that supposed to mean? At least I can capitalize the beginnings of my sentences and use a bit of punctuation, so whoever is reading my comment doesn't die trying to figure out what I'm saying.
Whether we like it or not is an opinion. Not a fact. You can't say we don't know something if it's an opinion.
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☼☼Khloe☼☼~*~Thirteenth Step~*~, The one who just looks good in tights
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i just cant take you seriously.
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This is a Twilight HATE group. Its for like-minded people who HATE twilight. Get the hell out!
Ooh. Rude much? But I do you're point of views on the situation. But if you could so kindly not call people names? Please and thank you.
hate her. hate it. hate him. HATE THE FLIPPIN SERIES
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BS means bull shit and i meant to say "I do see your points" i ttly suck when i'm trying to write fast justto let ya'll know.
Look, Kiara, we're plenty nice when the freaking Lovers that come into our group are civil. But when they sit here calling US names, and oh, let's say...insult us (surprising that someone would do that, isn't it?!), we have exclusive rights to defend ourselves and our opinions.
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Rosie Rosie she's our girl! If she can't do it no one could!
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i think i might just go burn the ones that i bought....nah..i could sell them to some idiot on ebay...
Rosie: True... but am I civil in your opinion? (I just wondering since I'm kind of a twilight lover)
Kiara, generally you're plenty civil, the problem is that you're telling us what to do, and I think that just makes us more angry then someone coming in and spamming about how much they adore Twilight. This is just from my viewpoint, so I could be wrong on the other's behalves (behalfs? I'm not sure :D), but...yes. In short, you're civil, just...bossy.
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Since the release of the first Book Twilight in 2005, 95.99% Young girls swooned over it. From the 5.01% who did NOT like it, a species was born ;The HATERS. The small colony of literature loving, and intelligent people went largely unnoticed by the larger populace of the LOVERS, whos time was spent mostly making "Team Edward" tee shirts, and buying pins that said things like "Bite me" and "I <3 Vamps". Over time, Some of the LOVERS decided to make the wise choice of converting to the HATERS side. I am one of them. For months i suffered with a disease called "Twilight-idiotic-obsessive-mitosis" The Symptoms are:
1) Having dreams in which you are an extra character in the series.
2) wearing a vampire cape out in public, and thinking that its cool.
3) EVERYTHING and i mean EVERYTHING makes you think of twilight. Cheese. "OMG Bella LOVES cheese!"
4) Looking for Twilight Hate groups just to tell them how stupid they are *cough cough* REM *cough cough*
5) Sneezing, vomiting, wanting to drink blood, acting like a complete ass, and ditching your friends just to read the latest fan fiction.
After The fourth book was released, 23.3% Of LOVERS almost instantly became HATERS. Hater Groups like this one became more popular, and soon the LOVERS faced threat of being completely wiped out by the HATERS. Reading Breaking dawn caused many to suffer from something called an EPIPHANY. aka, Twilight-withdrawl-syndrome aka Realizing-that-youve-spent-months-obsessing-over-a-really-really-bad-book.
The symptoms of Twilight-withdrawl-syndrome are:
1) Felling like and idiot.
2)Feeling like a total ass for ditching your friends for that idiotic bundle of crap.
3)Burning your vampire cape.
4) Banging your head into a wall.
5) Quitting all TWILIGHT OBSESSED groups.
6)Changing you screen-name from Edwardcullenxoxo to something that didnt imply that you were in love with a fictional character.
7) Change your myspace status form "Married to edward Cullen" to "Single"
8)Change your profile picture from a team eward pic, to a reasonable picture that doesnt make you look insane.
Over the last three years, the LOVERS clan has dwindled reasoably, whilst the HATERS continue to thrive. One day, i hope we can encourage all teens to make good choices and Just Say No to Twilight ®
Brought to you y ®TA. Find the Twilight Addict center near you.
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TA ad:
Peer pressure. It happens all the time. Here smoke this, drink this, READ this.
Reading Twilight, causes a build up of a hormone called READ-IT-OR-ILL-KILL-YOU, aka RIKY. RIKY makes you want to go around screaming at people to read SM.
Here are some of our stories:
Katherine, 14, New Jersy
"I read Twilight for the first time last year. I didnt know that it would be the worst decision in my life. Some of my friends had read it...and it was all they talked about! "Edward this" Bella"that"
They kept..pressuring me to read it. Finally i did. I bought the book, and went home. I was amazed by the pure repetition of the words! I bought the second one with hopes that it would be better...those hopes were in vain. I bought the third, and had the same results. I waited 8 long months for the next one to come out. Buying tee shirts, and pins, and changing my screen name. I thought that i was fine. When my mom asked if i was ok, i screamed at her to leave me and Edward alone. I soon realized that i had a problem. I completely neglected my personal hygene, my friends and my life. My eyes were empty hollows copyrighted by SM. I knew i should stop...but i didnt know HOW. How could i leave such a bad book? TA had the answers. I found them on google, and set up a meeting. It was cheap, fun and it turned my life around. Now i understand the true meaning of litterature. I read good books, and i actually have a life! All thanks to Twilight Addition. I still go to my weekly meetings, and i have been Clean for about 6 months now. Ive never felt better in my life!
I know it sounds Cliché...but Just Say No...to Twilight."
You're welcome :) We should open up a topic just for you :D
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LETS CALL IT TWILIGHT ADDICTION CENTER.
And then REAL twilight addicts can come and get the mental help that they need!
I dont think you all understand how serious a disease Twilight-obsessive-idiotic-mitosis is. It ruins peoples lives, friends ships, and recent studies have shown that reading anything my SM kills more brain cells than most leading narcotics. Its takes months, maybe even years (for type three obsessive-idiocy) to remove any impact that the book has had on the victims brain. In sever cases like a young woman Serena, age 19 LA Nevada, the dead brain cells from reading too much crap came together and formed a tumor in her brain. " It started with just the first book" Says Serena just recovering from extensive surgery to remove the giant tumor which had the words "BITE ME" engraved on it. "I didnt think it would be a problem. I started buying shirts and sneaking out at midnight to go to the release of the newest book. I loved them so much." Serena Nearly sobbed. "But it was bad for me to even start. I got in way way way too deep. I couldnt think of anything besides Twilight. I wrote SM letters, i hosted parties just for Twilight, i ditched my friends to go to a vampire con. For 3 years i was Victoria for halloween. I--I didnt even have a life." Serena told us about how her parent became so frustrated with her, because she couldnt even have a single conversation without bringing up twilight. "I wrote fan fictions, i went to hate groups to mock them. I make a fake trailer...i even started wearing a vampire cape to school. I had no friends, except for the kids at the Twilight Role play that i went to twice a week." Serenas Parents soon had no choice but to take their daughter to a T.A Center. "They told me that we were going to the doctors. When we go there i freaked. 'Mom i dont have a problem im not addicted!' But they insisted that i was. They tried to drag me out of the car. I was fully intent on staying in the car until i heard myself threaten to 'suck you worthless mortal lifeless'. Then i realized...i needed help." Inside the clinic Serena and her family were given 1st class help. Our employees began with an X-ray of her brain. The results were beyond shocking. Serena had and 8 centimeter wide tumor of E-cells. E-Cells is short for 'Edward Cells' Each cell was cold, lifeless, greedy and life threatening. Serena had to undergo a 13 hour surgery on her brain to remove the tumor. In order to do so we had to first get a uguly but good smelling women in the room, to lure the E-cells out of hiding. After that we forced the women out of the room, and watched as the E-cells began to sulk, and eventually asking us to kill it.
Now Serena is going to her sophmore year at UCLA, and has an english major.
"Twilight Addiction helped me so much. not only did it help me get my life back on track, but they offer a free book club, to re-interest patients in litterature.
THANKS TWILIGHT ADDICTION CENTER!"
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Ok, ok, ok. I know this is for Twilight, and if you read this, don't go bash on the girl's comment list. But SERIOUSLY, I could not stop laughing as I read this. Who in the world would . . . http://niellemuch.livejournal.com/681...
Oh, wow. Ok, if you think it is stupid and why I posted it, I don't care. I just want to know if you think this is a huge joke and made you laugh too.
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*laughs hysterically* Could you believe this girl?!
When her body turns blue she looks like an angel sent from- *couldn't continue because of laughter*
*wipes tear in her eyes* That was beautiful!! Classic! She sounds like she has that Twilight mitosis thing Chandani's talking about!
Great job searching Kate! Definitely made my day! *still laughs* Does she even know how ridiculous she sounded!?
Obsessed much?!
ROFLMAO
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Oh, I will :) Maybe I will write one myself, to release some of my anger ish feelings about all the freakish things. (OH, btw, be excited for one of my posts in the future. HA! My BIL's [Brother In Law:] sister rented out a theater for the midnight showing of Twilight! I am SO DARN EXCITED to go make fun of it! Mwahahahahahahahaha! Yeah.)
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