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Jan 27, 2011 04:30AM
Larry, I'm just as baffled. Someone teach me how to do that!
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I'd eat a fuckin' lot. Taco and Burrito House torta. Giordano's pizza. Cheesecake. They'd have to wheel me to my death.Actually, I think they wheel you to your death, anyway.
RandomAnthony wrote: "I'd eat a fuckin' lot. Taco and Burrito House torta. Giordano's pizza. Cheesecake. They'd have to wheel me to my death.Actually, I think they wheel you to your death, anyway."
I thought you had to walk, but I base that on the end of Angels with Dirty Faces.
Maybe you walk and then they put you on a stretcher for the lethal injection. Or do you sit for that? I guess it doesn't matter, really. I wonder if they give you the choice...
when your last name is lecter they'll probably think it safer to wheel you.
I think if it were me I'd want to walk. Getting wheeled on a stretcher would make it seem like I'm being taken there against my will. Walking would make it feel like I was going because I knew it was time to pay the penalty for my crime. Of course if I'm facing the death penalty then I don't know how noble of a person I am.
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I like it when RA drops F-bombs.
My last meal would be Sag Aloo, Chicken Vindaloo, Tarka Dal, and onion Naan.
Sally, I'm going to google those to see if they are real food.
Cajun Crayfish pasta from Jake's, fresh hot garlic bread all buttery, green salad with extra blue cheese dressing and hot raspberry pie with Haagen Dazs Vanilla Bean ice cream....as much as I can hold. :)
Sally, I went to a local Indian here (used to have it all the time in the UK) and ordered Sag Aloo, and they acted like I was speaking Japanese. I described it and they went, "Oh, you mean Aloo Sag!" Duh, it was only back to front, how can that be so confusing? I LOVE me some Balti Chicken Tikka and I need my OWN plain naan, please...no sharing. :)
Sally, I went to a local Indian here (used to have it all the time in the UK) and ordered Sag Aloo, and they acted like I was speaking Japanese. I described it and they went, "Oh, you mean Aloo Sag!" Duh, it was only back to front, how can that be so confusing? I LOVE me some Balti Chicken Tikka and I need my OWN plain naan, please...no sharing. :)
Man, this sucks. I can't fit much in, in just one meal. I want a last DAY to eat! California Benedict for breakfast, with hashbrowns and actually ripe cantaloupe and honeydew. Fresh squeezed orange juice, where the oranges are really ripe and room temperature, and you juice them yourself and then drink it immediately
Midmorning snack: Pain au chocolate, with a capuccino
Lunch: Crusty french bread with brie, ripe strawberries dipped in really good dark chocolate, a bottle of Pinot Gris
Dinner: Lasagna with lots of ricotta cheese, salad with lots of avocado and blue cheese, and molten chocolate cake, the kind the comes hot with the gooey insides, with dulce de leche ice cream melting on the side...
No, Jackie, I'm sorry. They only let you order your last meal.Breakfast, brunch, lunch, snacks... you have what all the other prisoners are having. They only take orders for your last meal because of your pending dirt nap.
Then, I want ALL of that for dinner, Aynge. And I'm going to eat REALLY SLOWLY. :)
Yeah, I'd start around six and just pace myself until midnight, when the priest shows up with the guards.
Jackie "the Librarian" wrote: "Then, I want ALL of that for dinner, Aynge. And I'm going to eat REALLY SLOWLY. :)"Okay, yanno, I can imagine a lot of things without disturbing my equilibrium, but the thought of Jackie on death row? Our sweet Jackie?
Eat slowly and chew each bite 100 times, kiddo, I'll be pestering the governor for a pardon.
I was framed, Jammies. :)
but why would they want to frame you? and how did they make it believable?
Someone wants my job, janine. :)They pushed over a bookcase onto someone, and my fingerprints were all over the books.
But it was the socket set they found in your desk drawer from loosening all the bolts so the book case could tip over that did you in librarian.
I've never seen that socket set before in my life, Jim! I swear!
It does seem like I'm missing a socket set around here, I wonder how it got in your desk drawer? :-)
Who knows, Jim? Someone who has knowledge of where both of us lives must have done it...
Jackie "the Librarian" wrote: "Someone wants my job, janine. :)"ah, makes sense.
Jackie "the Librarian" wrote: "Who knows, Jim? Someone who has knowledge of where both of us lives must have done it..."I suspected this would all circle back to RA somehow.
*is busy sneaking into RA's top secret stalkingheadquarters to see what dirt he has on the governor of Washington**wonders wtf happened to my minions, who should be baking a cake with a file in it, per plan b*
:::chews very, very slowly:::
*reads RA's file on Ko and gets distracted*Huh. Would not have expected that!
Ko, since when do you golf?
Oh, screw this.*sets RA's blackmail files on fire and has a minion drive me superfast to the governor's mansion*
*eats governors brain and issues full pardon for Jax*
*zips to the prison to deliver the pardon and see if Jackie is bringing a doggie bag*
Woo! I love having a zombie sock puppet as a friend! Thanks, Jammies!:::packs up all the leftovers in foil to share with the sock puppet and minion:::
*scoops up Jax and takes her off to help me rescue my minion, who has been imprisoned with both hands in blocks of ice*
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