Get To Know Your Characters

[Elliott]

Aspen: I hate love triangles.
Shawn: Our story doesn't have a love triangle.
Aspen: It doesn't? *frowns*

[Elliott]

Me: Hey, be grateful. Your author is the one who brought you to life. Just because she didn't treat you right doesn't mean she did nothing for you.

[Elliott]

Me: Just make a bunch of racket in her head until she writes about you!
Noel: That never works.
Me: That's because you cause me a LOT of emotional distress what with your love problems and teenage angst and boy problems and girl problems and DOING THINGS WITHOUT PERMISSION.
Noel: It's not my fault you made me into a person who can think for themself.
Me: Well... it kind of is. You're a good character. I just... can't write you anymore. You're too much.
Noel: That's disappointing.
Me: I know. I'm sorry.

[Elliott]

Me: *sighs*

[Elliott]

Me: That's good! :D
Jim: I personally don't think you'll finish it.
Shawn: Jim, be nice.
Jim: I'm being honest. Didn't we have a talk about this?
Shawn: ... you realizing you're being extremely cliche right now?
Jim: Why do you call everything anyone does cliche?
Shawn: Because... people are.
Jim: Why can't you just let people live?

[Elliott]

Shawn: Well, most things are cliche in some ways. Most people are. I don't think I've ever met a completely original person.
Aspen: What about me?
Shawn: Okay, you are.
Jim: And I'm not?
Shawn: Well...

[Elliott]

Me: I think it's because of human tendencies and all that.

[Shreya=Drastically Random. Find the emoticon.]

Shreya: There's a paper outside of my English room titled "101 worst Creative Writing Cliches" and sometimes I go to English early and read it. It is so true.
Characters: *stare* WEIRDO....

[Shreya=Drastically Random. Find the emoticon.]

Shreya: Why is this place so silent? Did my crazy characters scare everyone away? >.<
Ravi: WE'RE the crazy ones?

[Elliott]

Shawn: Nah. We're still here.

[Shreya=Drastically Random. Find the emoticon.]

Shreya: Good, good. So. *clears throat* Who likes cheese?
Ravi: 0_0 Nice conversation opener.

[Abby]

Abby: Hey Olivia! What's up?
Olivia: I'm mad! You haven't even started WRITING me yet! You've just been writing a really long overview of what'll happen!
Abby: A little impatient, aren't we?
Olivia: Yeah, well that's how you made me!
Abby: Don't you go ... Well, yeah, that's actually kinda true ...

[Mandy]

Mandy: I NEED A CHARACTER TO TALK TO. GAWAIN.
Gawain: I'm dead. In the Underworld with all your other characters.
Marie: WE HATE YOU, MANDY.

[Abby]

Olivia: Ya know what, Abby?
Abby: What, Olivia?
Olivia: I'm pretty sure that Austin is hiding something from me.
Abby: You just now figured that out?
Olivia: No! What do you think I am, BRAIN DEAD?
Abby: You? No way. I mean you're a child of ... Oops! Not supposed to say anything.
Olivia: A CHILD OF WHO, ABBY?!
Abby: Austin will tell you when you're ready.
Olivia: URGH! *goes stomping out of the room*

[Jo]

Me: Listen to that, Hester, People are talking with their characters. See? No shame in talking to your character.
Hester: What I'm ashamed of is talking with the author.

[Shreya=Drastically Random. Find the emoticon.]

Shreya: Aw guys, that's a little harsh.
Eva: SHUT UP AND FINISH YOUR LATIN HOMEWORK SO YOU CAN WRITE.
Shreya: *jumps* DUDE! How'd you get here? I'm not even WRITING about you right now.
Eva: Doubt you ever will.
Shreya: I will, just I'm writing about Divya first.
Ravi: AND ME!
Shreya: Yes. And you. And Anjali. And all those other people.
Anne: EXCUSE ME, I DESERVE SOME RECOGNITION!
Eva: At least you're actually being written about.
Elizabeth: You don't deserve to be written about. You're a meaniepants.
Rhea: That's my insult!
Shreya: No, it's MINE. And do you want me to FINISH THE STUPID HOMEWORK OR NOT?
Characters: *slink away*

[Hannah]

Me: YEAH SHREYA GO DO YOUR LATIN HOMEWORK >:D
Etienne: Hannah, you are such a hypocrite. You haven't done any of your homework for the past week.
Me: SHHH DON'T TELL THEM THAT
Etienne: And because you've been procrastinating on everything, you haven't had a chance to write my story. ABDKJSANJDASJ I hate you. So much.
Me: I'm sorry, okay? I'm busy.
Etienne: DON'T LIE TO ME

[RedPath]

RedPath: Is it weird that I still love Etienne even though his character has probably changed since I last read about him?
Amity: Yep.
Rosalia: *to Amity* Who are you, if I may ask?
RP: Oh no.
Chrysanta: YOU HAVEN'T EVEN GOTTEN PAST THE THIRD CHAPTER IN ANY OF YOUR CURRENT STORIES AND YOU'VE ALREADY STARTED ANOTHER?
Pierce: Shut up.
Chrysanta: ...
Pierce: Please?
Chrysanta: *resigned grumble*
Maxen: RedPath, that was very irresponsible of you. I'm disappointed.
Amity: *low whistle* You did it now.
RP: T-T I'm sorry Maxen! I let you down... Your disapproval physically hurts me...

[Hannah]

Hannah: REDPATH AAAAAAH
Etienne: Calm down.
Hannah: AAAAAAH
Etienne: I said CALM DOWN.
Hannah: BUT I HAVEN'T TALKED TO HER IN FOREVERRRR
Etienne:
Hannah:
Etienne:
Hannah: AAAAAAAAH oh and who is this Amity person I don't remember her who is she winkwinknudgenudgeLINKNOW

[Jo]

Lucy: Well, hi.
Me: Here's my bifocaled friend, Lucy.
Lucy: There's no such word as 'bifocaled'.

[Shreya=Drastically Random. Find the emoticon.]

Divya: Four days break and you write 1 page? FAIL!
Shreya: I WAS ON A SCHOOL TRIP! Do you know how distracting my friends are?
Ravi: I do. And you have to overcome them. And write instead of talking with your counsellors or playing with your stuffed animals!
Shreya: Wait till you go on a school trip.
Divya: Have you forgotten that it's 1946? WE'RE NOT GOING TO GO ON A TRIP! Unless you've lost so much interest that you've even forgotten the year?
Shreya: DUDE, NOT COOL! OF COURSE I HAVEN'T!

[Elliott]

Theodora: Hey. I'm here to get developed or something.
Bethany: Hi! Me too.

[Hixale]

Me : Holy bootchie I'm running out of inspiration, I think I might go into a writers block or something.
Dreyzon : Shut up and write.

[[deleted user]]

Me: Arete! Talk to me.
Arete: What do you want?
Becca: Are, don't be like that.
Arete: Like what?
Me: A jerk, that's what.

[Elliott]

Me: OOH WE'RE READING JULIUS CEASER IN ENGLISH CLASS.
Shawn: *facepalm*
Stevie: Portia. Portia is beautiful. Portia is my dream role.
Shawn: You're 12.
Stevie: I'm 13. *sticks out tongue*
Shawn: That's a huge difference.
Stevie: I will be Portia one day and you'll be sorry you doubted me.

[Shreya=Drastically Random. Find the emoticon.]

Shreya: JULIUS CAESER IS THE ONE WHO HAS SAID THE MOST POWERFUL AND SIGNIFICANT SENTENCE USING THE LATIN VOCATIVE CASE IN ALL OF ANCIENT HISTORY.
Characters:...
Shreya: I have a weird latin teacher, okay?

[RedPath]

Hannah wrote: "Hannah: REDPATH AAAAAAH
Etienne: Calm down.
Hannah: AAAAAAH
Etienne: I said CALM DOWN.
Hannah: BUT I HAVEN'T TALKED TO HER IN FOREVERRRR
Etienne:
Hannah:
Etienne:
Hannah: AAAAAAAAH oh and who is th..."

RP: OH MY GOODNESS HOW DID I MISS THIS POST WHAT THE FUDGE IS WRONG WITH ME? HANNAAAAAAAAAAH! I'VE MISSED YOOOOOOU!
Pierce: I swear my ears are bleeding...
RP: Oh shut up. ANYWHO, AMITY IS FROM A NEW STORY I STARTED WRITING. *pushes Amity towards Hannah* SAY HI.
Amity: Hi. Nice to meet you. :3
RP: She's a little flat right now, so I'm trying to round her out a bit.
Amity: I'm...flat? *hurt*
Chrysanta: You throw that word around way too much.
RP: Hey, the truth hurts. And Hannah, after I creep through your writing I'll send a link! :D

[Shreya=Drastically Random. Find the emoticon.]

Shreya: REDPATH!!!! GOOD TO KNOW EVIL ALIENS DIDN'T KIDNAP YOU AND TAKE YOU TO THE PLANET OF GOO!
Ravi: That sounds like something Rhea would say.
Rhea: *sleeping* *wakes up* WHAT?
Shreya: Thanks, Ravi. Thanks a lot.

[Isaac]

Emily: HI KEVIN.
Kevin: *startled*
Emily: *glomps*
Kevin: GET OFF OF ME! *throws down sharp object*
Emily: WHOA WHOA WHAT WAS THAT?
Kevin: Knitting needle.
Emily: That sharp?!
Kevin: *sheepish smile*
Emily: What have I told you?
Kevin: D: BUT-- BUT--
Emily: BAD KEVIN.
Kevin: BUT I CAN'T HELP IT. YOU WOVE IT IN MY CHARACTER.
Emily: But we have to BEHAVE outside of the story.
Kevin: ...How come I sound like you outside of the story?
Emily: Because I'm bad at coming up with character voices.
Kevin: You need to work on that.
Emily: I know, don't rub it in.
Kevin: Seriously, though.
Emily: *sighs* I'll work on it next time I talk to you.
Kevin: You better.
Emily: I WILL.
Kevin: Whatever.
Emily: WHAT WAS THAT?
Kevin: I'm waiting?
Emily: *glares*
Kevin: *picks up knitting needle*

[RedPath]

Shreya=Drastically Random. Find the emoticon. wrote: "Shreya: REDPATH!!!! GOOD TO KNOW EVIL ALIENS DIDN'T KIDNAP YOU AND TAKE YOU TO THE PLANET OF GOO!
Ravi: That sounds like something Rhea would say.
Rhea: *sleeping* *wakes up* WHAT?
Shreya: Thanks, ..."

RP: SHREYAAAAAAAAA!
Pierce: o.e

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Kaya: Hey, Pluvia?
Pluvia: Yes?
Kaya: How are you?
Pluvia: I'm fine.
Kaya: What are you doing?
Pluvia: Writing.
Kaya: Oh. How was your date with Erin?
Pluvia: I wan't aware it was a date.
Kaya: Well it was.
Pluvia: Interesting.

[Isaac]

Emily: Hullo, Kevin.
Kevin: What's with the British accent?
Emily: ...awkwardness.
Kevin: What?
Emily: I still don't know how to give you your own voice. D:
Kevin: You're a terrible writer.
Emily: *cries*
Kevin: *stomps off onto a street*
Emily: Did I hear a scream?
Kevin: *stops, whistles, and shuffles away*
Emily: *sighs angrily* DARN IT KEVIN, DO I HAVE TO CALL THE COPS AGAIN?

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Kaya: Hello Erin!!!
Erin: Hi... do I know you?
Kaya: Yes! Well... no not really. I'm the one who made you up!
Erin: Excuse me?
Kaya: You know what, for get it. How's life?
Erin: Good.
Kaya: Where are you living?
Erin: In a hotel.
Kaya: Why...?
Erin: I thought you made me up? How could you not know why I live in a hotel?
Kaya: Well I DO but... you know what, never mind that either...
Erin: Okay...?
Kaya: You know what, forget it. Just don't give up on Pluvia, okay?
Erin: How do you know about...?
Kaya: I created you, remember?
Erin: Right. Whatever.
Kaya: Bye Erin!!!
Erin: Bye...

[Isaac]

Kevin: Okay, so you're really going to try to make me sound like somebody else but you?
Emily: Yeah, starting... now.
Kevin: ...Did it work?
Emily: I don't know, talk some!
Kevin: I can already tell you it didn't work.
Emily: You haven't even tried yet.
Kevin: I can start off by telling you I would never say "did it work".
Emily: *rips papers in rage* DARN IT AHREIOUHSDFJTHAODSIKJTEAWIR

[[deleted user]]

Kaya: Any other characters in there?
Pluvia: Are you alright?
Kaya: I'm fine. I'm trying to remember if I have another character to work on.
Pluvia: Oh.
Kaya: Yeah.
Erin: Hey Pluvia, I thought you were asleep?
Pluvia: No, I'm writing.
Erin: Oh, cool.
Kaya: Okay get out of here you two! Back to your story!
Erin: What's up with her?
Pluvia: No clue. Goodnight Erin.
Erin: Goodnight Pluvia.
Kaya: Anyone else in there? Hmmm?
Nope?
Okay.
Bye.

[Isaac]

Emily: I decided before I work on your voice I have to find out more about you.
Kevin: ...Fine.
Emily: What's your birthday?
Kevin: Are you serious?
Emily: What?
Kevin: Your the freaking author. You should know.
Emily: Don't have that kind of attitude!
Kevin: I can have any kind of attitude I want!
Emily: Go to your room, young man!
Kevin: ...You're kidding me.
Emily: NO I'M NOT.
Kevin: Whatever. *goes outside*
Emily: I don't believe that's your room.
Kevin: Who cares?
Emily: YOU SERIAL KILLERS.

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Kaya: I know there's someone I'm forgetting...
Lien: Like me?
Kaya: Lien!!!!!!
Lien: You were never excited to see me before.
Kaya: Well...
Lien: How come you make Pluvia reject me?
Kaya: Because you broke her heart!
Lien: I said I was sorry.
Kaya: Psh, like that's gonna fix it.
Lien: And I have handsome dark brown eyes.
Kaya: and you're modest.
Lien: That too.
Kaya: Anyways, she has Erin now.
Lien: That one dude I met, like, 5 years ago?
Kaya: Uh huh.
Lien: Like HE's competition.
Kaya: Well...
Lien: I have to go find her.
Kaya: *calls after him* She'll never love you!!!
Lien: *calls back* I'll make her love me!

[Isaac]

Emily: Kevinnnnnn...?
Kevin: GO AWAY
Emily: No.
Kevin: *gets knitting needles*
Emily: ALRIGHT I'M LEAVING... I'm leaving....

[[deleted user]]

Ally: Hmm, what to do, what to do.
Gaston: I don't know, maybe right another chapter all about Belle and I.
Ally: Gassy, Hun, if I do, I'll probably be tempted to kill you off. So hush.
Adam: What about a chapter about me and Belle?
Ally: Addie darling, it's Belle and I. Please, remember that. And who cares if you're a main character. I can still kill you off.
Adam: *grumbles*
Tristan: HOW ABOUT ME?!?!?! :D
Ally: Trish, did you have sugar again?
Tristan: BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! No.
Ally: *backs away slowly*
Belle: Hello everyone!
Tristan & Adam & Gaston: BELLE!!!!!!

[[deleted user]]

Steve: You forgot about me?
Kaya: Sorry Steve! There's a lot of guys in the story, you know?
Steve: So you forgot about me.
Kaya: Well... yeah.
Steve: Oh.
Kaya: So... what's up?
Steve: Well I'm sort of out of the story now aren't I?
Kaya: Well you weren't a very popular character.
Steve: Why?
Kaya: You were too perfect. People like more complex characters!
Steve: Well sorry I was so nice.
Kaya: *sigh* I'm sorry Steve.
Steve: Could you please bring me back? You're gonna bring Lien back!
Kaya: Well... maybe.
Steve: *sniff*
Kaya: I said maybe!
Steve: Okay.
Kaya: Bye Steve.
Steve: Bye Kaya.

[[deleted user]]

Elijah: *pops out of nowhere* Remember me?
Ally: *jumps from fright* Oh. You...
Elijah: So you just abandoned me and Emily? No letter? No goodbye? Nothing.
Ally: *sigh* I wouldn't call it "abandon"...
Elijah: You left us in the dust.
Ally: Elijah, don't say that. *trys to pat shoulder*
Elijah: *slaps hand away* Don't touch me! You're almost as bad as Derek! No, you're worse!
Ally: *gasp* Elijah...h-h-how could you say that? *tears up*
Elijah: *glares* Quit the act.
Ally: *wipes away fake tears* Okay, okay. I haven't written your story in awhile because I have Writer's Block.
Jane: There's no such thing.
Ally: Jane! I've missed you!
Jane: There's no such thing as "Writer's Block". Kaya told me so.
Ally: You don't know Kaya.
Jane: Or do I?
Ally: You don't.
Jane: Oh, okay. Well, you're just lazy.
Ally: No I'm not!
Elijah: Yeah...yeah you are.
Ally: Stop ganging up on me!
Emily: Why am I such a b*tch in the story now? Seriously?
Ally: *shrugs*
Emily: I don't like being mean to Elijah!
Ally: *backs away*
Everyone: ALLY!!!!
Ally: *runs out*

[[deleted user]]

((yay! Jane! sorry...))
Kaya: Hmm... who am I missing?

[[deleted user]]

Thea: I'm feeling very neglected, Ally.
Ally: Who are you?

[[deleted user]]

((*sniff* i agree with thea...))

[[deleted user]]

Ally: OH! Ooooh, Thea.
Thea: Yes, that's me.
Ally: Well, how are you?
Thea: Terrible.
Ally: W-why?
Thea: I've only had one part in the story so far and it was so minuscule that no one noticed me.
Ally: Oooooooh. Thaaaat.

[Shreya=Drastically Random. Find the emoticon.]

Ally wrote: "Ally: OH! Ooooh, Thea.
Thea: Yes, that's me.
Ally: Well, how are you?
Thea: Terrible.
Ally: W-why?
Thea: I've only had one part in the story so far and it was so minuscule that no one noticed me.
..."


Anushka: I could say the same about myself, SHREYA.
Shreya: *jumps* WOAH! Anushka! Go away! You're not supposed to have enough personality to appear!
Anushka: >.<
Divya: Serves you right for being mean to Sameera that day in sixth grade.
Anushka: I DID THE RIGHT THING!
Divya: NO YOU DIDN'T! She should have been able to play with us!
Anushka: No she SHOULDN'T!
Shreya: Guys...it was a year and a half ago. In my perspective, it was like 60 years ago or something. Let's all calm down, shall we...
Anushka and Divya: NO!
Shreya: Yaaay.

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Kaya: Anyone? Hellooooo?
Lark: You've written one chapter of me...
Kaya: Oh yeah! I remember you!
Lark: When are you coming back?
Kaya: Uhm...
Luna: You haven't developed my character much.
Kaya: That's true. Sorry.
Luna: That's alright, we're just sort of stuck in time...
Kaya: It was really just an idea I had to get down on paper before it flew out of my head... you'll have to wait a while.
Luna: Alright.
Lark: We'll be waiting.
Luna: Perfectly still.
Lark: Singing, for, like, 4 months.
Kaya: I'll get to you... eventually.
Luna: Okay, bye Kaya!
Kaya: Bye for now Luna and Lark!
Luna & Lark: Bye!

[Sophia]

Spirit/Ember: Why did you give me such a miserable life? Because of you Cedric had to take me to this new world. I don't fit in because of you. Seriously, how does a Magellian blend in with a bunch of Wolferians? I wouldn't even have their powers if you didn't write I got hit in the head by a meteor.
Me: Most of the story is based off how you charecters interact with each other. So blame Cedric.
Cedric: Ember please forgive me. I'm in love with you.
Ember/Spirit: Leave Cedric.
Cedric: Hahh! You said my name
Ember/Spirit: That means nothing. Just go so I can talk to Sophia.
Cedric: I'm leaving now.
Ember: See, he won't leave me alone.
Me: He just wants your forgiveness.
Ember: Also, you write a bunch of excerpts to where you want the story to lead so now I don't know at which point in time I'm at. Am I supposed to be hating Cedric, am I supposed to be talking to Commander Nerd about resistence plans if that even ends up being his name, or am I supposed to be dating Cedric? I'm so confused.
Me: For now you're at the beginning.
Ember: Thank you. And now you ignore me to write about Princess Adylyn. That girl can't even hold a sword let alone use her bending to defend herself.
Me: If it makes it any better would it help you to know that Sangaro is a part of the story.
Ember: Then never mind. I like that charecter.

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Belle: Where's Thea?
Ally: *eyes widen* She had to go clean the kitchen. Uh, yeah.
Belle: Oh. Um. Okay.
Ally: So...
Belle: Yeah...
Ally: Why are the conversations for awkward between me and my own characters?!
Belle: *shrugs*
Ally: Belle, you could put enthusiasm in this.
Belle: Oh, shutup.
Ally: *gasps* B-b-b-but...Belle! How could you?!
Belle: You're making me choose between three guys. It's stupid. 
Ally: Two guys.
Belle: What?
Ally: Only two guys. Gaston doesn't count.
Belle: So it's just between Tristan and Adam?
Ally: Yep.
Belle: You do realize most of them prefer Tristan, yet you're going to make me and Adam end up together in the end?
Ally: Yep.
Belle: *stares blankly at Ally*
Ally: What?
Belle: *continues to stare*
Ally: WHAT?!?!? 
Belle: I like Tristan better...
Ally: *bursts in maniacal laughter* HAHAHAHAHAHA-- yeah no. I created you, so if I say you like Adam, then you like Adam.
Belle: *sarcastic* I like Adam.  
Ally: I WILL YOU TO LIKE ADAM!!!!
Belle: *muttersIDIOTmutters* *sarcastic* I like Adam. 
Ally: *glares*
Emily: So this is who you replace me with? Pathetic.
Ally: EMILY?! You shouldn't be here!
Belle: Who's she?
Ally: AH! YOU GUYS SHOULDN'T KNOW EACH OTHER! AH!
Belle & Emily: *disappear into smoke*
Ally: What the f- *explodes*

[[deleted user]]

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