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Vanster wrote: "Me: WHATSA MATTER, ACE?
Keelyn: I'm sorry, she had pie for dinner...
Me: ARE YOU JEALOUS OF MY F/CKING SEXINESS IN SPANDEX?

DAMN, I LOOK GOOD. I FEEL GOOD TOO.

FREGE~

I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU..."

Me: HEYYY~

NEW PAGE!

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Me: I NEED MATH HELP. e-O I couldn't quit, it wouldn't let me sleep for a year and knowing that I quit for even a millisecond bothers me.

I BET I'D LOOK SEXY IN VELVET. BUT RIGHT NOW IT'S SPANDEX.

SPANDEX FOR ALL MA BROTHAS.
Charries: ...
Me: LUCAS, PUT ON YOUR SPANDEX.
Lucas: -_- Hell no.
Me: DO IIIIIIIIIIIT~

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Me: :D What question is it? But I probably won't be mucho help, 'coz I'm younger than you.

[., Goddess of Bacon]

Me: I'M SORRY I'M INEPT AT MATH. ASK BIGBOI.

Myra: *puppy dog face* Please, Lucas?

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Me: IMA GO SLEEP NOW. GEWD NIGHT, ALL.

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Lucas: -.- I'm only doing it if the others do it.
Me: Well, that means never because there's one that would definitely murder all of us if we tried to touch her...
All: *eye Jazz warily*
Jazz: :3
Cullen: SPANDEX~ *leaps across screen* GRAND JETE, BABY!
Me: xD

I stink at word problems:
The coach spent $680 total on new uniforms for the 10 players on the team. Each uniform included 4 items: one jersey, two pairs of shorts, and one pair of socks. The jersey cost twice as much as a pair of shorts and the socks cost $8 per pair. How much did one jersey cost?

I don't know how to write the formula. o-o

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Me: 680/10=68
68-8=60
60=Two pairs of shorts and a jersey
60/2=30
30/2=15
15*2=30
Each Jersey is 30 dollars.

Jersey= ((680/10)-8)/2

[., Goddess of Bacon]

Myra: *bats eyelashes* Pleaaaaaaase...?
Evander: *takes Jasmine* *pouf*
Me: o.o


LOL YES CULLEN ILY ILY ILY. DO YOU LOVE ME BECAUSE ILY.

Let x represent the cost of the jersey.

jersey= x
2 pairs of shorts= 2(2x)= 4x
socks= 8

10(x+4x+8)= 680
10(5x+8)=680
50x + 80 = 680
50x= 680-80
x= 600/50
x= 12

So, the cost of one jersey is 12 dollars.

HA. WHIM PWNS AT MATH.

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Me: ??? I got 30.

[., Goddess of Bacon]

Me: ...Yours is wrong.

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Me: FREGE ILY.

...Whim...12 isn't even one of the answer choices...xD

Cullen: ILY TOO GF~
Lucas: -.- No.
Spencer and the others: Huh, they're not that bad.
Me: xD
Lucas: HEY, ATHENA DIDN'T DO IT. e3e
Me: HOLLY. PLEEEEE--
Holly: HELL F/CKING NO. -.-

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Me: :(
IMA GO SLEEP NOW. BYE.

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Me: Is it the right answer?
@Whim: :p

[., Goddess of Bacon]

Vanster wrote: "Me: FREGE ILY.

...Whim...12 isn't even one of the answer choices...xD

Cullen: ILY TOO GF~
Lucas: -.- No.
Spencer and the others: Huh, they're not that bad.
Me: xD
Lucas: HEY, ATHENA DID..."

Me: ..... :( *cries* Ah well, it's no surprise that I suck at math. YAY, CULLEN IS MY IMAGINARY BOYFRIEND~
Petra: I'm pretty sure he didn't mean it that--
Me: YES HE DID SHUT UP GINGER.
Petra: o.o
Myra: *major epic puppy dog face of adorableness*

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Lucas and Holly: NO.
Me: e-e It feels wrong when they agree on something...like two different parts of my brain collide and it's kind of mind-blowing but also causes nausea whhhhhhhhhaaaaaat.
Cullen: I WANT TO KEEP IT PLATONIC. AND MEDIUM RARE WITH A SIDE OF WHAT.
Me: XD

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Myra: :(
Me: Awww, Lucas, how can you resist that? It's Marley face on a pretty girl.
Myra: ...............................:(
Me: PLATONIC AND MEDIUM RARE WITH A SIDE OF WHAT AND SOME CHIPS AND DIP.

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Me: MY FRIEND'S NAME IS DIP.

I love how is real name is William. xD
Lucas: ...e.O I want compensation for wearing it.
Holly: Big boi knows big words. xD
Me: THAT WAS MEAN BUT FUNNY HAHA BIG BOI. XD

[Iviana (The Sign Painter), The Goddess of indecisiveness]

Vanster wrote: "Me: MY FRIEND'S NAME IS DIP.

I love how is real name is William. xD
Lucas: ...e.O I want compensation for wearing it.
Holly: Big boi knows big words. xD
Me: THAT WAS MEAN BUT FUNNY HAHA BIG..."

Me: ...

SO I GOT MY COUSINS TO SAY 'MOOP'.

[., Goddess of Bacon]

Myra: :3 What compensation do you want?
Me: Haha. I know someone called Archibald but we call him Runner.

I KNOW BIG WORDS. But I'm not a BigBoi.

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Lucas: I dunno, something really awesome.
Hayley: Like what, a jetpack? -sarcastic-
Lucas: ...Pfft, n-no...
Me: XD

LOL IVI NAISE HIYA HOW YOU DOING I'M HYPER WOOT IT'S ALMOST THE AM I NEED TO DANCE. *pantpantpant*

[., Goddess of Bacon]

Iviana (The Sign Painter!) wrote: "Vanster wrote: "Me: MY FRIEND'S NAME IS DIP.

I love how is real name is William. xD
Lucas: ...e.O I want compensation for wearing it.
Holly: Big boi knows big words. xD
Me: THAT WAS MEAN BUT FUN..."

Me: OOOOOHOOOO IVI.

"It's almost the am I need to dance." Perfect, Van.

Myra: *smooches Lucas*
Andromeda: Eeeeeeeew.
Me: Hypocrite.

[Iviana (The Sign Painter), The Goddess of indecisiveness]

Me: I HAD TWO PIECES OF CAAAYKE~ SO I STILL FEELZ WEIARDD.
:3
HAI THERS.

VHIIIM. BEACHAY?

[., Goddess of Bacon]

Me: I posted a long time ago :3

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Me: :D I SHOULD DANCE TO BORN TO BE WILD. THAT SONG HAS A FRIKKIN' MOTOR CYCLE. OR OR OR NINJA SONG. OR OR OR OR OR--
Keelyn: CALM. DOWN.
Me: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

*busts a move*

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE~

Charries: o.o *terrified*
Lucas: ...*reluctantly puts on spandex* -.-
Me: *wolf-whistles* XD

[Iviana (The Sign Painter), The Goddess of indecisiveness]

Me: .... SOAWWIES.

[., Goddess of Bacon]

Me: OMG I LOVE THAT SOOOOONG. BORN TO BE WI-I-I-I-LD, BORN TO BE WI-I-I-I-ILD~
Myra: :D *claps hands together*
Me: Dayum, Lucas. You should seriously wear spandex more often.

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Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, MY 2 YEAR OLD COUSIN LOCKED HIMSELF IN THE ROOM AND WE HAVE NO KEY. HIS MOM IS CRYING. I'MMA GO BREAK THE WINDOW, BBS~
Holly: o.O It's like her train of thought has no track and it's floating aimlessly around in her head...
Hayley: Well said. :/

[., Goddess of Bacon]

Me: LOL. 'I'mma go break the window'.

I feel sorry for you, Vanster. You're going to have a horrible crash. xD

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Whimsicality wrote: "Me: LOL. 'I'mma go break the window'.

I feel sorry for you, Vanster. You're going to have a horrible crash. xD"

Me: HA, I know. :( *settles down into chair* I had too many Pina Coladas and Margaritas.

I haaaaad to break the window to get it. ^^ He was screaming and crying when I fell inside Gabrielle's room.

TRAIN OF THOUGHT = CHUGGAA CHUGGAA CHUGGAA CHUGGA CHUGGAA CHOOO CHOOOOOOO~

[Iviana (The Sign Painter), The Goddess of indecisiveness]

Me: NONONO. UNLOCK IT, THEN CRAWL INNNNAHHHH. TAKE OUT THE SCREEN, UNLOCK THE WINDOW, AND CRAWL IN.
I'VE BROKEN INTO MY HOUSE BEFORE WHEN MY MOM FORGOT HER KEY INSIDE. :3

BAWH: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H3Wpso...

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Me: TOO LATE, LA FENETRE EST OU C'EST DEAD.

[Iviana (The Sign Painter), The Goddess of indecisiveness]

Me: AWWWS.


CHUGGAAAAAA. DID'JA SEE THE NEWEST VIDEO? 'CAUSE IT'S PRETTY HILARIOUS.

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Me: NO, I NEED TO CATCH UP TO THEM. :( I HAVE WORK, SO IT'LL TAKE AWHILE.

SPEAKING OF THAT, I need your help. :3 I don't understand my project and when I ask about it my teacher leaves. -.-

[Iviana (The Sign Painter), The Goddess of indecisiveness]

Me: BAWHKAY.

OKIEE. WHAT BE THE QUESTION. THAT'S A STUPID TEACHER. JUST SAYIN'.

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Me: LOL HE IS.

I'll PM you the deets~

[., Goddess of Bacon]

Me: My back hurts.

[Iviana (The Sign Painter), The Goddess of indecisiveness]

Me: D: that's no good, Whim. Where does it hurt?

You can try laying on a tennis ball if you have one. It hurts at first, like a lot, then it gets better.

But it hurts. e-o

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Me: :( *hugs Whim*

I have to roll a tennis on my foot, I don't know why, though. xD My mom told me to.

[., Goddess of Bacon]

Me: Everywhere, Ivi. >.< I'm using the massage chair. It hurts so much.

It's probably to improve your arch, Van. I have to put my big toes in a thick rubber band (like, hook it with them... ()= rubber band and O O= toes-->

(O O)

Yeah... IDK) so I don't get that weird foot thing where your big toes point to the outside, you know? It happens a lot to dancers.

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Me: Ah, I see.

My cousin fist-pumped so hard he had to hold a bag of frozen peas corn kernels to his shoulder.

In the car:
Mom: "If you're grades don't improve, Chris, I'm going to send you to Tio Martin. You're going to milk cows, pick up poop, feeds chickens, pick corn from the fields..."
Chris: -.-
Me: *thinking* LOL, CORN FIELD LABORERS FTW.

[., Goddess of Bacon]

Caliban: Is Tio Martin the unbearably handsome man who looks like me? ;D
Me: xD



LOOK IT'S A CALIBAN.

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Me: I SEE~

I WISH EDWIN WAS HERE.

WHERE IS THAT F/CKING ACCOUNTANT?
Cullen: IN BED.
Me: .........................................................

[., Goddess of Bacon]

CaliBAM: :3 Hey wait, what did you do with my name--
Me: BAM.
Andromeda: IN BED.
Me: See, she's starting to sound like me xD

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Me: e-e THAT'S MY LINE.

I'M SO HYPER. o.O IT'S SCARING ME.

...Shit.

I had coffee with my pumpkin pie as well. I'm going to be up all night.

[Iviana (The Sign Painter), The Goddess of indecisiveness]

Vanster wrote: "Me: :( *hugs Whim*

I have to roll a tennis on my foot, I don't know why, though. xD My mom told me to."

Me: Are you flat footed? o>O 'cause my friend had to do that.

DID I EVER MENTION THAT I HATE WORD PROBLEMS 'CAUSE NONE OF THEM MAKE ANY FRIKKIN SENSE.

e-e WHY THE FRICK DO I CARE ABOUT SOMEONE'S FRIKKIN PATIO AND HOW TO CALCULATE THE AREA. *headdesk*

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Me: AMEN, SISTER.

I flat footed...o.o

[Iviana (The Sign Painter), The Goddess of indecisiveness]

Me: THEN ROLL YOUR FOOT, WOMAN.
that came out weird...
But my friend has the same problem.

GAWWWWD.

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Me: I'S A RACCOON~

XD EVACUATE THE DANCE FLOOR, FLOOR EVACUATE THE DANCE, WHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT.

[Iviana (The Sign Painter), The Goddess of indecisiveness]

Me: LOLWUUUT.

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Me: I DUNNO, I HAD CAFFEINE AND SUGAR EARLIER.

LET US YES.