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[T]

1. Peacock
2. Arizona
3. Jasmine
4. Oven
5. Frankfurter

[Jill]

Strutting like a PEACOCK in his toe shoes, Sweaty Man decided that, rather than go to the Ophrah underworld, he wanted to visit ARIZONA where the smell of JASMINE filled the air. Uneeda, still reeling from the after effects of the liquor mumbled "Let's just go back to my cottage, turn on the OVEN and cook a FRANKFURTER or two and listen to Slim Whitman."

[Jill]

1. Steering wheel
2. Detective
3. Ice cube
4. Magic Marker
5. Mason Dixon Line

[T]

Sucking on her last ICE CUBE and waving LBD's confiscated MAGIC MARKER around in the air, Uneeda wondered what that cute DETECTIVE of Yerbusted's was doing and whether he would like to lay his hands on her like she was his STEERING WHEEL, driving like a bat out of hell to the MASON DIXON LINE.

[T]

1. Hallucinations
2. Pillow
3. Snort
4. Snore
5. Snagglepuss

[Jill]

"My overindulgence in booze is starting to give me HALLUCINATIONS and I desire to lie down with my cartoon themed PILLOW" whined Uneeda. "Just have another SNORT" offered Smudge "before you start to SNORE into your little SNAGGLEPUSS pillow".

[Jill]

1. Toontown
2. Thong
3. Biofeedback
4. African violet
5. Crossbow

[T]

Meanwhile, back in the real TOONTOWN world, Uneeda, in her hot pink AFRICAN VIOLET-colored THONG for special occasions, awoke to her shrink's BIOFEEDBACK machine going berserko and her shrink, Dr Headgame, brandishing a CROSSBOW in defense of her amorous lunges while under hypnosis. "Wow, that was some session - Sweaty Man, the underworld of the Oprah House, a xylophone concert, Gene Simmons, the dang-blasted lycra again....talk about delusions!" exclaimed Dr Headgame, "boy, am I glad that's over!".

[T]

Hope y'all don't mind, thought it was time to start a new one......

Someone want to start up the next story with these words?

1. Maracas
2. Limo
3. Lime
4. Samta
5. Easter Bunny

[stan]

The EASTER BUNNY was driving along the Interstate along side was her best mate SAMTA who was playing with his MARACAS . EB said SAMTA why did you buy a LIME green LIMO ? It was dead cheap she replied as she turned into the diner

[T]

< Sorry, that was a typo, was supposed to have been SANTA, not SAMTA, but whatever.....>

1. SOS
2. Jukebox
3. Hairnet
4. Rudolph
5. Chrysanthemums

[Jill]

The EB, who was really Aard Vark in disguise, had received an SOS from the diner that someone had put a Partridge Family record on the JUKEBOX. He ran into the diner and questioned the server whose name was RUDOLPH and who oddly enough was wearing a HAIRNET, as to what he might have seen. "Don't get me involved" pleaded Rudolph " but there was a strange looking person in here carrying a bouquet of CHRYSANTHEMUMS". "I don't trust any guy in a hairnet" sneered Aard.

[T]

1. David Bowie
2. Coffin
3. Hearse
4. Autopsy
5. Danger

[Jill]

Ooops, I forgot to put up new words.....sorry

[T]

No problem....trying to nudge it back to a mystery/crime...

[Jill]

After replacing the record with one by DAVID BOWIE, Aard noticed a COFFIN being loaded into a HEARSE. "What is going on here?" he inquired. "Oh, we are just taking the dead body that was on the floor for an AUTOPSY" answered Rudolph..."do you think we are in DANGER?"

[Jill]

1. Cell phone
2. Bible
3. Scalpel
4. Uzi
5. Washcloth

[T]

Aard picked up his CELL PHONE to snap a few pictures of the hearse situation, noting that one so-called mortuary assistant carried an UZI in one hand and a BIBLE in the other. There appeared to be a bloody WASHCLOTH and a SCALPEL kicked under the table of one of the diner's booths where the deceased must have expired prematurely.

[T]

1. Red wig
2. Polyester
3. Platform shoes
4. Bee Gees
5. Polyester

[stan]

Aard was now bricking it the diner was empty except for the mortuary assistant still carrying his Uzi. Suddenly a huge SUV pulled up outside the diner and out steeped the tribute Band of the BEE GEEs but these guys were the Gee Bees complete with RED WIGS PLATFORM SHOES and POLYESTER trousers "Hi said the leader can you fix us some breakfast as they sat down on the POLYESTER TABLE

[stan]

1 strip club
2 Sitting Bull
3 Magnifying Glass
4 Desert
5 Preachers

[Jill]

"This 'aint no STRIP CLUB' shouted Rudolph..."those outfits are unacceptable for our diner". One of the GeeBees who went by the name of SITTING BULL whipped out a MAGNIFYING GLASS and inspected the tables. "Looks pretty unsanitary to me so your aren't so up-scale".
Meanwhile, out in the nearby DESERT, the hearse pulled over and was surrounded by a group of maverick PREACHERS.

[Jill]

1. Sunset
2. Lapel pin
3. Poker
4. Warrant
5. Patent leather boots

[T]

"Let's plan our our usual SUNSET game of POKER, boys, and don't be wearing those PATENT LEATHER BOOTS again, hear, Gene?" said RevJim, as he used his LAPEL PIN to pick the lock on the coffin in the hearse. Rudolph, EB/Aard the Vark, and Santa stared in confused amazement as the group of maverick preachers joined the GeeBees. "I WARRANT y'all brought enough cash?" asked RevJim.

[T]

1. Corpse
2. Red nose
3. Killer Bees
4. Fingerprint
5. Protruding tongue.

[Jill]

[T]

< Go for it! :-) >

[Jill]

The CORPSE of Milli Vanilli tumbled from casket to the surprise of all but the GeeBees. "Eeek," screamed Rudolph,his hair net falling over his eyes, "look at his RED NOSE, a sure sign that he was attacked by KILLER BEES." "Calm down" cautioned Aard, "we need to call Inspector Yerbusted in order to get FINGERPRINTS and verify that it is Milli...but did you notice the PROTRUDING TONGUE? It reminds me of another death I witnessed but I just can't remember who."

[Jill]

1. Walkie Talkie
2. Corvette
3. Lip-synch
4. Chef
5. Whip

[T]

At that, the Gee Bees broke into a LIP-SYNCH'd version of "Let it WHIP", while the diner CHEF stormed out of the kitchen with his WALKIE TALKIE in hand and screaming that his precious CORVETTE was not to be towed away for repo.

[T]

1. Fruit Loops
2. Vanilla
3. Spumoni
4. Rosanne Rosannadanna
5. Bossa Nova

[stan]

The chef had just finishing his poster advertising an Italian Night with guest chef ROSANNE ROSANNADANNA .Trained in SPUMONI SHE EXCELLED in VANILLA FRUIT LOOPS. The Gee Bees agreed just for the night to play A BOSSA NOVA selection

[stan]

1 Ronald Reagan
2 Beta Max
3 Big Cats
4 Testerone
5 Emails

[T]

Aard the Vark sighed in depression, "Milli Vanilli....geeze....right up there with RONALD REAGAN and BETA MAX, am I having a throwback nightmare, or what? All I need now is a circus tent with the BIG CATS and more TESTOSTERONE to fuel this horror!". At that, he whipped out his Nordy special Blackberry and began to EMAIL his shrink for support.

[T]

1. Boy George
2. Fabio
3. Sun-dried tomatoes
4. Pancetta
5. Velvet lining

[Jill]

"More testosterone? Here we are", cried BOY GEORGE and FABIO, who were masquerading as GeeBees. "Let's hurry on over to Italian Night at the diner for a SUN DRIED TOMATO PANCETTA." Aard groaned loudly as he had lost control of the situation and felt that maybe he should just get into the casket with the VELVET LINING and play some poker with Rudloph and the Rev. Jim.

[Jill]

1. Boone's Farm
2. Hammer
3. Royal Flush
4. Fertilizer
5. Ashtray

[T]

As the Gee Bees broke into the HAMMER time dance, RevJim said "Please pass the BOOONE'S FARM and oh by the way, I seem to have a ROYAL FLUSH", as he made the sound of a flushing toilet and pretended to tap his electric cigarette into an imaginary ASHTRAY following the Groucho Marx imitation. "Why, you load of FERTILIZER!" cried the non-swearing Aard.

[T]

1. Vanilli
2. Wine spritzer
3. Weenie
4. Playpen
5. Haunt

[Jill]

Milli VANILLI, who unexpectedly sprang to life asked for a WINE SPRITZER and pointed his finger at Aard. "You WEENIE, don't you know the Rev. Jim is a card sharp? You need to go back to your PLAYPEN, you infantile fool." Aard hung his head and thought,"This will HAUNT me forever since I used to play at the World Series of Poker and should have known better".

[Jill]

1.Iced tea
2.Wig
3.Staircase
4.Bobby Flay
5.Diploma

[T]

Aard tried to drown his sorrows in his ICED TEA, which of course didn't work too well, and considered grabbing a WIG to disguise his shame while he looked for cooking classes by his favorite TV chef BOBBY FLAY. He thought that a Flay DIPLOMA might get him a dishwashing job at the upscale STAIRCASE restaurant, a far cry from this greasy diner they were at.

[T]

1. Crime
2. Solution
3. Mikey Symon
4. Cassowary
5. Secret Ingredient

[Jill]

"It's a CRIME to waste my talents but what is the SOLUTION?" cried Aard. "Maybe I should set my sites for cooking school a little lower and go the the MIKEY SIMON classes in Australia. I hear his CASSOWARY casserole is excellent but he won't reveal his SECRET INGREDIENT which is purported to taste like tongue. Maybe he will take pity on me". Suddenly he had a better idea.

[Jill]

1. Freezer
2. Spoon
3. Copy paper
4. Tasmanian Devil
5. Vacuum cleaner

[T]

Taking his TASMANIAN DEVIL out of his FREEZER, and grabbing his carbon COPY PAPER and SPOON, Aard proceeded to quickly trace his Devil out on the copy paper, making as many copies as he could before Taz defrosted too far. He tossed TAZ back in the freezer with a little pat on his tush and grabbed his VACUUM CLEANER cleaner to clean up his mess.

[T]

1. Polka dots
2. Singlet
3. Crime
4. Yerbusted
5. Alibi

[Jill]

Donning his POLKA DOT artist' smock and a clean SINGLET, Aard hurried from his house with Taz's pictures in hand to tack on telephone poles throughout the neighborhood. "I will pretend that he is missing, even though I have committed the CRIME of putting him in the freezer." He came to a screeching halt as Inspector YERBUSTED rounded the corner and asked him for an ALIBI regarding the whereabouts of Milli Vanilli.

[Jill]

1. Message in a bottle
2. Radar
3. Polaroid camera
4. Fake ID
5. Hennesey's

[T]

"Wha???" stuttered Aard. Yerbusted replied that he had received a MESSAGE IN A BOTTLE, indicating that RADAR tracking of footprints left by both Milli, Vanilli & Aard were congregated in the same park, and supplemented by proof from a POLAROID CAMERA picture. He didn't bother to tell Aard that the photographer had shown FAKE ID and smelled of HENNESEY'S.