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My Top 10 Reasons for Hating Twilight
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ya vampires dont sparkle!
"Hell, I've even read Twilight fanfiction that's better than Twilight... e________________eI am ashamed to admit it, but I have. >-<"
Haha, don't worry, you aren't the only one who has read Twi-fiction and regrets it (practically with every headache I get while thinking about it.)
Well, my opinion is that if she has made me think that fanfiction is better, then I'm bound to find the next best-seller on FictionPress or FF.net!
Tanya wrote: "1. Last time I checked, vampires sucked blood, not dick, Edward.2. The book has little to no plot, and I sometimes think that SM used her dictionary and thesaurus to keep her coffee table balan..."
I'd click "Like" a million times right now~!
I totally agree with you, Tanya. SM has a ridiculously limited vocabulary.
Haha, it isn't that great, you guys...just me cracking gay jokes about Edward and making fun of Calvin Klein models (who likes models in underwear, anyways?).
It simply depends on how delicous they look.......
cult is to good to use to describe that group of god knows what to call them! can we please find something else????
idk, cult has some good bad connotations.
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btw, i was joking, cult is not a good word i do agree with you, Jade.
Rose wrote: "Dude, I have TOTALLY read fanfiction that's a gajillion times better than Twilight.
Hell, I've even read Twilight fanfiction that's better than Twilight... e________________e
I am ashamed to adm..."
Heck, Cupcakes is gazzzzziiiiiiilllllllion times more vampire-esque than twilight....It's a my little pony fanfic. But's heck its freakin grimdark.
Hell, I've even read Twilight fanfiction that's better than Twilight... e________________e
I am ashamed to adm..."
Heck, Cupcakes is gazzzzziiiiiiilllllllion times more vampire-esque than twilight....It's a my little pony fanfic. But's heck its freakin grimdark.
2. The book has little to no plot, and I sometimes think that SM used her dictionary and thesaurus to keep her coffee table balanced.
3. It was based...off of her SEXUAL FANTASY. Enough said.
4. Bella has no character development. None, nada, zip, nothing. All she does is cry, whine, get her man-pacifier, then get pregnant with his sparkling baby and joins the "cult" because, dammit, she just COULDN'T die during childbirth.
5. It sounds like your typical grocery store, run-of-the-mill romance novel. WORSE, a romance novel written by a teenage girl. I've read better FAN FICTION.
6. SM tends to use the same words such as "gorgeous", "god-like", "cold", "marble", "statue-like", and all adjectives branching off of her favorite word, "purdy". She could have opted for words that would be more articulate, but of course, in Twilight, everything is pretty-"like".
7. Why is everyone so goddamn beautiful? Not ONCE have I heard of any other character described as "plain" other than Bella, which is just some little emo description elaborating on her self-hatred. Where are all my "ugly babies" at!?
8. This is like "The Giver", just in a fish-out-of-the-water-retarded kind of way. Perfect people. Perfect people EVERYWHERE.
9. They SPARKLE. What happened to the terrifying piss-your-pants vampire that lunges out of the shadows and viciously mauls their victims and drinks their blood? No. Instead, we have sparkling Calvin Klein models.
10. The characters lack dimension and dynamic features that wholesome characters possess. This is what would normally make characters likeable, but seeing that Twilight is full of 2-D, bland statues...I'd rather watch paint dry than even try to read Twilight ever again.