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i kinda (really) wish we have walmart in england.i would be regular at the 3 am raids-HELL YEAH!
(the only probelm is that england is really stiff and stuck-up in some ways and they dont know how to have fun.
they really arent very lenient and if i did ANY of these things in an english store (no matter how tame it is.) i would be sent to juvi or spent the night in a cell or at least be seriously told off.
see? no fun at all. you can get away with a lot of stuff in other countries and have lots of fun.
but in england? noooo, even throwing rubber balls down the isles yelling pokemon refrences will get you seriously punished.
even if you got out there in time they would sick the police on you and be on constant look-out for youre face.
i mean how lame is that? (sorry. rant over now. i just HAD to get that out.)
eh? why? whos ya sista? (dont ask about the random change in speech.) im super interested now!
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(Have a whole group with you.)
Have a guy put on a bra (one of those like cheetah ones or something) and carry..."
Dear gods. THERE IS ONLY ONE REASON PER POST.
(WARNING: COMPLETELY IRELIVANT.)......(EXTRA WARNING: I CANT SPELL FOR MY LIFE.)
i have actually done my one before.
(not in a store though but it was still funny.) it really does work. unfortunately the first few times i did it my victims would run away (sometimes screaming-i think i mentally scarred them for life...poor things.)
before i even got to the totally insane phase, at most i would get to the creepy giggling/laughing phase before they bolted.
the only person who is a reccuring victim to my madness and survives is my sister so far (but only coz she is slightly insane too.)
you know, sometimes all you need to do is say something slightly disturbing to completely freak people out.
(im always experimenting.)
Thera *Hybrid Theory Lover* wrote: "Super-psychopathic nine-year-old weirdo. She has the SCARIEST google-eyes stare.108) Take my siblings in. Give them frappuchinos. Then set them loose (Alone) in the toys aisle. Then, five min..."
i LOVE youre suggestion!
i like youre sister she sounds awsome! (dont ask why.)
i also have a super creepy stare/glare, mainly because i can stand there without blinking for (sometimes) more than five minutes.
i dont need to blink as often as most people.
i am proud of m gift and i have no qualms about using it against my enemies...among...other...'abilities.' i possess. *insert evil cackle and ominous thunder.*
omg...i just realised that almost all the my lines started with 'i'...gods that is so weird...109) (dunno if someone already wrote this.) you and your friend get a cart/trolley and take turns pushing each other at high speeds around the store in it *one of you pushing the cart/trolley, the other one sitting in it.* throw random non-fatal objects at passers-by such as fruit and veg.
keep a large stock of it for when the manager/security or workers come to stop you/chase you.
when they do arive, dont stop and start yelling like maniacs while the one in the cart/trolley throws the fruit/veg/eggs at them.
you basically end up starting a huge game of keep-away/tag/hide and seek with the workers.
ENDLESS FUN! *until you get caught. but its funny to watch them try and stop you.*
110) Open everything that has a top on it and spill it all over the floor. Then if they still haven't kicked you out, start charging little kids and tell them it is a slip n slide.
lol! *is imagining it.*
111) Go in with my sister...
Rudyards wrote: "Only meant to do one at a time. Sorry."
It's okay. :)
It's okay. :)
112Dress up as Waldo and hide in a toy isle. When a kid walks by jump out an scream BOO!. When an adult asks you what you are doing just moo at them and run away.
113Take a "WARNING: May irritate eyes." sticker from a soap container and put it on a Twilight book.
114- Put a glass of water on a bed, jump on it, yell, "LIARS, THIS DOESN'T WORK!"
Red5156 wrote: "113Take a "WARNING: May irritate eyes." sticker from a soap container and put it on a Twilight book."
Lol thats a good one!
115-take a poster from "vampires suck" online and shrink it, cut out everything but the title, and tape it to the twilight books.
...Kiwi, this topic's about ways to get kicked out of Target, you know. The store.
Oops! I meant to say go to the book section and do that!
116Steal all the mushrooms and find a short man with a mustash and try to "donate them to mario".
118. Find a random employ and demand loudly (the louder the better) why they cheated on you with your best friend. Make sure to ask random people what they think about it.
107) go up to one of the workers, (someone who looks like they can be freaked out easily.)
stand only a rulers length away from them and stare them in the eyes with a blank look on youre face. when they ask what youre doing or if you need anything start grinning creepily (like a psychopathic mass-murderer on steroids mixed with a cheshire grin-its possible and really creepy, try not to giggle YET.)
stay like that for a while, (about a minute or so more-until they start to look seriously scared.)
then start to giggle like a maniac, open youre eyes really wide so that you look even more crazy and start to edge closer.
let youre giggling become more hysterical and evil. if they havent completely freaked out and called security by now, then cackle like an evil witch and start acting like you have gone completely insane while on a sugar high and steroids and basically do everything you can to make them near faint from being so freaked out.
(this includes muttering and talking to thin air or talking to yourself about 'who will be youre next victim' and 'how to do it'. or even saying stuff as though you ran away from an asylum.
(trust me, it works.)
it works and is garanteed to get you thrown out sooner or later.
some even throw you out after only a few minutes of staring at them with a creepy grin.