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1,000 Ways To Get Kicked Out Of Target
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Then stop and smile, stand up and then say "OH IT'S ALL AROUND ME!"
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Kat, Goddess of Dramatic Exits and Strawberry Yogurt
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LOL I should try it...
91- Grab a red lightsaber like Darth Vader's, and get the voice changer thing. Push a random kid with dirty blond hair down to the floor and say, "No Luke. I AM your FATHA!"
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92: Drive a car through the store
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That's a bit inappropriate. I am just putting that out there. And you wouldnt get kicked out unless you were caught
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Iviana (The Sign Painter!) wrote: "Let me rephrase that, list only one, and wait for someone else to go on."
92(I think) walk around and tell everyone that everything is 99% off.
94) Grab anything that's girlish. If you're already female, just make yourself look like a Barbie doll. Put everything on, grab that Microphone that connects to every speaker in Target, and sing the Barbie Girl song like a banshee on steriods while suffering from rabies in a carpool.
97) Bite the clients.
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Iviana (The Sign Painter), The Goddess of indecisiveness
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Person 1: 94) Throw a fork in the dishwashers.
person 2: 95) BS.
NOT:
Person 1: 94) Throw a fork in the dishwasher.
95) blah blah blah.
Person 2: 96) BS
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Dondre ~what in tha name of everything magical!?!~
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99) grab all the batteries and shove them up the manageress @ss and scream "HE'S GOT THE POWAH!!!!!!!!!"
100) Sing Mariah Carey's "Touch My Body" on the intercom and dedicate it to all the single mom's in the store.
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Person 1: 94) Throw a fork in the dishwashers.
person 2: 95) BS.
NOT:
Person 1: 94) Throw a fork in the dishwasher.
95) blah blah blah.
Person 2: 96) BS"
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101) Falcon Punching employees through windows.
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This wasn't from personality experience BTW. I definitely haven't done this. And there are no lawsuits pending for it. Nope, not one. And I don't have assault charges now on my permanent record. And its not like I broke a fist hypothetically doing it...
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102) Go to the book section with a big red sharpie. Write 'In Your Pants' under the title of every book.
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97) walk into the store dressed as Miku Hatsune (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hatsune_...), then go on one of those stairs to get things from the top of the shelf and start doing the dance moves to "Love is War" and then scream, like in the beginning of the song(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0dYk5P...). Then climb down and stand in the middle of the store, and start whipping your long turquoise pigtails, singing, "I WHIP MAH HAIR BACK AN' FORTH!"
98) Use the Target logo for archery practice.
99) Sing about Roy the Christmas Potato on the holidays.
Bonus points: Dress all the potatoes up with small red Santa hats, and wear a sign that reads, "I LOVE FESTIVE VEGITATION."
Bonus points: Dress all the potatoes up with small red Santa hats, and wear a sign that reads, "I LOVE FESTIVE VEGITATION."
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100) Bring a graden hose, turn it on completely, let it dance around and dance and sing "Singing in the Rain".
101) Question the cashiers about their WoW characters. When they say they don't play, claim that you were lead to believe that all cashiers do. Then ask when they realized that they weren't normal.
If this is already here, someone yell at me:) It's the first thought that came to mind and I'm too lazy to read them all.102) Bring a saxophone/sax playing friend. Get the sax-er in a shopping cart standing up. The other pushes the cart around the store, while the sax-er plays 'Sexy Sax Man' and air humps the entire time.
Have you never seen sexy sax man?I did that at the mall with Alex, my tenor-sax phillipino friend, and the mall cops came and yelled at us:D
;) There's a reason you keep ME^^^ around xDD
103. Get a lawn chair and put it up so it blocks the book isle. Grab tons of books and start reading them. Then grab all the Twilight books and throw them around screaming, "THIS IS GARBAGE!"
104) Put on Party Rock Anthem and shuffle. Of course, since you're busy shuffling, you don't notice the little girl behind you.Shuffle over the little girl.
A drummer did that at the game last night. It was so friggin funny.
Complication of Firestorm wrote: "79.Walk up to the Starbuck in the Target, (if they have one. In my case, they do...) and ask for a frap. Then, after they give you the frap, yell at the vendor that you ordered a hot coffee, an..."
you...are...AWSOME! I SOO WISH I COULD DO THIS BUT ENGLAND DOESNT HAVE ANY STORES LIKE WALMART OR TARGET AS FAR AS I KNOW! RIGHT NOW IN MY OPINION ENGLAND SUCKS! ITS SO LOW ON FUN! *is silently insane but will oneday explode...oneday the guys in white coats will come after me...i know it...THEY WILL NOT CATCH ME!*
Lydian wrote: "86. Steal all the books"HELL YES! I GET TO KEEP ALL THE BOOKS I LIKE AS A BONUS! *is clever enough to sneak out a few.* sorry if cussing isnt allowed. personally hell isnt a swear word to me or anyone in my country really except super orthodoxed mad christians-the kind who chase teens around waving crosses and yelling that they are satanists. (this has happened.)
105.) This is for all the crazy high schoolers who like to raid Wal-Mart at 3 AM(:(Have a whole group with you.)
Have a guy put on a bra (one of those like cheetah ones or something) and carry around a purse and have him ask all the customers and workers if they've seen his boyfriend or his chihuahua.
((I heard if you do actually go and raid Wal-Mart at 3 AM, they let you do anything. And I mean anything, I've seen pictures on Facebook. lol(: ))
Go fishing in the pet aisle.