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1,000 Ways To Get Kicked Out Of Target
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Kat, Goddess of Dramatic Exits and Strawberry Yogurt
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Dec 25, 2010 07:15PM
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51) Go on an electric wheelchair, knock over some stuff and run people over while shouting "This little piggy went whee-whee-whee all the way home."
((haha thats a good one.))52. Crush all the chips and ride around on one of the bikes and throw the chips saying "It's snowing! Its snowing!!!"
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54. Create your own fortress of solitude out of styrofoam coolers and conduct all your superhero work there. Helps if you wore spandex and a cape.Reference to Superman.
((VERY EPIC!))55. Gather 50 of your best friends and dress up like Target employees. Stand at the end of the aisles. If asked if you're an employee by a Target employee, say you're waiting for a friend.
Reference to Improv Everywhere's Best Buy Mission:
http://improveverywhere.com/2006/04/2...
OMGs! Improv every where is SOOOOOO awesome!
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55. Gather 50 of your best friends and dress up like Target employees. Stand at the end of the aisles. If asked if you're an employee by a Target employee, say you're waiting for ..."
xD
David Espinoza25 wrote: "51) Slap all employees and manager 5 times and say:"Where's my money?""You would be #56.
e.e
57: Shake up the sodas, then open the cap at costomers walking by. If an employee walks by, shoot two at a time, throw the empty cans at them, them run away screaming.
58: Go into the dressing room for a little bit and then scream "Theres no toliet paper in here!"
#60
Buy all the Peeps and make a Peep army in the parking lot, using the colours to make one giant Peep mosaic when you look at it from space or something. :3
Buy all the Peeps and make a Peep army in the parking lot, using the colours to make one giant Peep mosaic when you look at it from space or something. :3
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message 70:
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Iviana (The Sign Painter), The Goddess of indecisiveness
(last edited Feb 24, 2011 04:49PM)
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61. Have a PDA in the kids' section.
63. Have a marshmallow-gun war while riding mountain bikes.
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You don't get kicked out for that if you run away fast enough...;-; Moop.
65. Take a bite out of everything delicious.
65. Take a bite out of everything delicious.
*flaming whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat. :3
#67
Take the fish for walks.
#67
Take the fish for walks.
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Gather all your friends and hijack the bicycles, skateboard, and rollerblade section and ride around the Lingerine section 'Cat-calling' or 'Wolf-whistling'.
#69
Destroy all the stuffed animals in front of little kids. Tell everyone you are a plastic surgeon.
Destroy all the stuffed animals in front of little kids. Tell everyone you are a plastic surgeon.
70: Get an old person and go and try to put them on the conveyer belt and try to check them out.
71: Find a woman with a baby, then ask her if it's for sale and how much you could get it for.
72: Steal said baby and put it in someone else who has a baby's cart. Then take thier baby and pull the old switcheroo.
73: Sit by the sodas and drink them all. When someone comes to stop you, act drunk.
74: Get Mentos and Diet Cokes and make bombs go off around the store.
75. start a riot that prices are too high and say that walmart is better.
I unno it this will work. 76. Bring an Ipod with one of those powerful amps used for total blowout parties, and play Billie Jean. Dance like MJ, and scream into the microphone hooked up to the amps and scream, "BILLE JEAN IS NOT MY LOVAH" Repeatedly until you shatter a window, then, once you get kicked out, kick the sercurity guy that kicked you out in the (NETHERTUNNEL) and yell, "GOALLLLLLLLL!!!"
Bonus* you'll go to prison or juvi.
Bonus* You'll never be allowed in Target.
Bonus* Walmart's prices are cheaper anyhow.
Addendum:YOU DIDN'T LOSE A THING!!
Vanster wrote: "19) Pour kitty litter all over the floors."90. Then bring in a lot of cats, steal some cat food and some water... well you know what happens eventually.
78. Throw spaghetti on the walls and when asked why, explain that you are obviously checking to see if they're cooked.
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79.Walk up to the Starbuck in the Target, (if they have one. In my case, they do...) and ask for a frap. Then, after they give you the frap, yell at the vendor that you ordered a hot coffee, and take the cup, run over to the video games isle, and yell: "Where's MAH TACO MASTAH CHIEF?!" Then, uncap the frap, place it on your head, and run around saying, "I'M A PRETTY BIRDIE!" After the guards chase you to the toys isle, throw a Pikachu plush toy and scream:"PIKACHU, THE UNITED HOSPITALS FOR INSANE IDIOTS CHOOSE YOU!" And before you crash in the window, grab a random arcade controller, jump through the glass, and scream:"NEW HIGH SCORE! IN YO FACE!!" Now dance like a Wookie.
Bonus Points* You'll go to jail.
Be sentenced the most insane kid of the year.
And not drink the frap you stole.
INSANITY POINTS* In front of the judge, right after he sentences you, sing, "I'M A BIG BOY/GIRL NOW!"
About the skipping thing, I apologize. I looked at the message number(like this one is 95) instead of the actual number in the message.80.Open all of the CDs or DVDs and throw them like frisbees at random people until the manager comes, then throw at least 10 at him/her.
You write a way to get kicked out of target.81. Open a sewing machine and sew all of the clothes together, while singing an annoying song at the top of your lungs.
82. On Earth Day, spill all the soil and seeds on the ground and poor bottled water on it like a sprinkler, all the while chanting "I'M HELPING THE EARTH!"
83.On the day Armstrong walked on the moon (forgot his first name...) grab one of those water powered rockets, and stomp on them, screaming, "HOUSTON WE HAVE A PROBLEM IN AISLE 4!!"
*pour
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Lick all the ice cream, and then close them back up like you did nothing and watch people get the ice cream and laugh in their faces.
Lick all the ice cream, and then close them back up like you did nothing and watch people get the ice cream and laugh in their faces.
85. Get all the art supplies you can find. Paint the walls red, white and blue on the fourth of July, saying to any passerby, "This store just isn't patriotic enough"*america only*
87. Run through the store screaming like a crazy person.
