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General Fuckery > ATTENTION! (peen and meatus infest another thread, Phil is behind the ficus, Janine drinks)

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message 1: by Sally, la reina (new)

Sally (mrsnolte) | 17373 comments Mod
Guys,
It has come to my attention that with RA's and my absence the past few weeks, despite the onslaught of new mods, things get a bit, er, silly and pointless around here when we're not keeping you all on point.

*writhes*

Now, virtual buddies, how can I get you all to be less peen and blood oriented, and more serious?


message 2: by [deleted user] (new)

Darn it Sally, if you eliminate silly and pointless discussions I have nothing left to add.


message 3: by Félix (new)

Félix (habitseven) What? Where?


message 4: by Brittomart (new)

Brittomart Huh?


message 5: by Jonathan (new)

Jonathan Lopez | 4726 comments It's just the liquor talking. But don't mention it. She's sensitive.


message 6: by Sally, la reina (new)

Sally (mrsnolte) | 17373 comments Mod
Who is? What liquor!

off with his head!


message 7: by Sally, la reina (new)

Sally (mrsnolte) | 17373 comments Mod
RA is going to *writhe* when he sees how I "moderate" in his absence.


message 8: by Kevin (new)

Kevin  (ksprink) | 11469 comments carry on


message 9: by Félix (new)

Félix (habitseven) Kevin "El Liso Grande" wrote: "carry on"

She is.


message 10: by Lori (new)

Lori It's no more silly than usual. Is it? I bet you'd prefer more poo talk?


message 11: by Félix (new)

Félix (habitseven) NO! ANYTHING BUT THAT!


message 12: by Brittomart (new)

Brittomart Where is RA?


message 13: by [deleted user] (new)

I second that Larry!


message 14: by Sally, la reina (new)

Sally (mrsnolte) | 17373 comments Mod
This really isn't going as I'd planned at all.


message 15: by Félix (new)

Félix (habitseven) Sally wrote: "This really isn't going as I'd planned at all."

We live to please you, Queen Sally.


message 16: by Jonathan (last edited Dec 09, 2010 07:43PM) (new)

Jonathan Lopez | 4726 comments Sally wrote: "off with his head!"

And so we straight let out on bail
A convict from the county jail,
Whose head was next
On some pretext
Condemned to be mown off,
And made him Headsman, for we said,
"Who's next to be decapited
Cannot cut off another's head
Until he's cut his own off,
His own off, his own off,
Until he's cut his own off."


message 17: by [deleted user] (last edited Dec 09, 2010 09:00PM) (new)

What is your plan Sally? We obviously need more guidance.


message 18: by Félix (last edited Dec 09, 2010 07:54PM) (new)

Félix (habitseven) Jonathan wrote: "And so we straight let out on bail
A convict from the county jail ...."


Joseph is back!

What?

Who said that?


message 19: by Sally, la reina (new)

Sally (mrsnolte) | 17373 comments Mod
Lol, more guidance. Heh heh. What am I supposed to do? All I ever do as mod is kick out the weirdos or obvious spammers.


*eyes the cyborg*


message 20: by [deleted user] (new)

Well I am obviously not a spammer. That means Sally thinks I'm a weirdo. All I can say to that (in my most childish voice) is, It takes one to know one. :Þ


message 21: by Jonathan (new)

Jonathan Lopez | 4726 comments No offense Gail, but you're hardly the weirdest person I know. Not even close.

So there you have it.


message 22: by [deleted user] (new)

*wonders what offense Jonathan was aiming at*


message 23: by Félix (new)

Félix (habitseven) I remember learning in Military Science 101 that the best defense is a good offense.


message 24: by Jonathan (new)

Jonathan Lopez | 4726 comments I take great offense at that, Larry.


message 25: by Félix (new)

Félix (habitseven) Some of us only get one shot at greatness.


message 26: by Jonathan (last edited Dec 09, 2010 08:30PM) (new)

Jonathan Lopez | 4726 comments Is "Greatness" the name of a tavern? If so, they have rotten service.


message 27: by Phil (new)

Phil | 11837 comments Ah, Greatness, I knew her well. Alas, I had but the single shot.


message 28: by Brittomart (new)

Brittomart Am I a part of the problem?


message 29: by Félix (new)

Félix (habitseven) I'll drink to that.


message 30: by janine (new)

janine | 7709 comments i didn't start that thread about forehead veins i was thinking about, sally. does that make you feel better?


message 31: by Phil (new)

Phil | 11837 comments This thread needs peen.


message 32: by Félix (new)

Félix (habitseven) and forehead veins.


message 33: by Jonathan (new)

Jonathan Lopez | 4726 comments and more than one shot at Greatness.


message 34: by Félix (new)

Félix (habitseven) Or was it Graetna's?


message 35: by Sally, la reina (new)

Sally (mrsnolte) | 17373 comments Mod
I WASN'T DRINKING!


message 36: by janine (new)

janine | 7709 comments Sally wrote: "I WASN'T DRINKING!"

you are a little shifty.


message 37: by Kevin (new)

Kevin  (ksprink) | 11469 comments sally - drink and then comment please *eg*


message 38: by janine (new)

janine | 7709 comments let's start a drinking game: take a shot every time someone mentions peen or blood.


message 39: by Kevin (new)

Kevin  (ksprink) | 11469 comments if i do that i will be bloated on dr. pepper and that makes me burp often


message 40: by RandomAnthony (new)

RandomAnthony | 14536 comments Sally wrote: "RA is going to *writhe* when he sees how I "moderate" in his absence."

Kick some ass, Sallers!

steals her alcohol, prepares to get very, very drunk in a short period of time based on Janine's drinking game


message 41: by Phil (new)

Phil | 11837 comments janine wrote: "let's start a drinking game: take a shot every time someone mentions peen or blood."

Please, try not to mention them both in the same sentence.

Please?


message 42: by Sally, la reina (new)

Sally (mrsnolte) | 17373 comments Mod
Ready? Go!














Peen!


message 43: by Jonathan (new)

Jonathan Lopez | 4726 comments A little early for drinking games. I have editing and proofreading to do.


message 44: by Sally, la reina (new)

Sally (mrsnolte) | 17373 comments Mod
Pooper.


message 45: by Jonathan (new)

Jonathan Lopez | 4726 comments No bathroom breaks until later. And you need a hall pass to leave the room.


message 46: by janine (new)

janine | 7709 comments i'm going out for dinner now (yes, it's early, but it's for charity) and i'll drink some there.


message 47: by Sally, la reina (new)

Sally (mrsnolte) | 17373 comments Mod
Well, if it is for charity. Be sure to have a shot every time someone says "peen" there.


message 48: by Sarah (new)

Sarah | 13814 comments I can't tell you how much I hate that word. I just don't like the look of it. Like "moist" or "viscera"


message 49: by Sally, la reina (new)

Sally (mrsnolte) | 17373 comments Mod
I hate the word "moist" a lot too! It just takes so long to get going off my mouth.


message 50: by Phil (new)

Phil | 11837 comments Would meatus be better?


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