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Dec 09, 2010 04:31AM
POFFERT!
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A moppet is usually small & sweet. A ragamuffin is somewhat dirty. A muppet is fuzzy and funny. A poffert is, apparently, dessert.Got it?
dostoyevski introduced me to raggamuffins.
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Sally wrote: "Nobody can make you feel hungry without your consent, Dutch friend."Heavy.
♫ "He ain't heavy, he's my moppet." ♫
Larry wrote: "Sally wrote: "Nobody can make you feel hungry without your consent, Dutch friend."Heavy."
poffert is heav(enl)y stuff.
The only way to get through those commercials is to think of this song:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8kNlWb...
Larry, I have loved that picture you are currently using for your avatar for a very long time. Somewhere, I saw it captioned with "LALALALALA" and I just about died laughing.
BunWat wrote: "Gotta get my speakers fixed!!"It's Rasputina's Diamond Mind, which has genteel diamond-commercial cellos and the following lyrics:
I want a diamond, I really do
I think that you should give me one
Then you can prove your love is true
And that the gift giving has just begun
I want that diamond, I want that thing
A tennis bracelet, a ring
It better shine, it better cut
I know it is expensive but...
What other way can you make four months of your measely salary last a lifetime
And what other thing have I ever asked you for
Besides...
The ability to read my mind
And I didn't get that either, Yet
From http://www.lyricsmania.com/diamond_mi...
I want that diamond, I want it so
All of my irritating friends will know
That I have worth, not only that
But that you love me even though I'm fat
I want that thing, I want it now
I'll say it once, I don't care how you get it
You can rob a store, There just is nothing I want more
Than diamond jewelry for me
And I'll talk louder so you see how very much it means to me!
Even some little stud earrings
Give me the goddamned diamond!!!
BunWat wrote: "Also in the horrors of patronizing moppets category, I nominate that awful Jared's commercial where the two tween girls worry about whether Dad followed their instructions where to go for mall stor..."Four of the worst words in the consumer language, from my point of view, are "He went to Jared's". The other one I hate is the one where the girl pretends that she's filling out a crossword puzzle to tell her friend she's engaged and then they jump up and down when she figures it out.
Maybe there should be a mashup between "he went to Jared's" and Jared from Subway. They can do the whole "he went to Jared's" and intercut it with scenes of the man knocking on Subway-Jared's door and kissing him passionately.
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Women in Christmas-themed sweaters that are wrap-style, or shirred, and go down past their butts. Even stranger, men in coffee-colored slim-fitting sweaters, also shirred and wrap style, and with big toggle buttons, that go down past their butts.
Plus small-waisted tunics.
WTF? I have never seen a real person in real life wearing anything remotely resembling these clothes. It's like they were designed by aliens.
What a wonderful thread to revivie, LG. Very sunny windows in here.
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I mean, interesting cross-gender marketing, I guess, men's clothes at a storefront called "Dresslily." Bizarre.
I actually had to block a hideous clothing company that was following me as well once I read reviews that said the clothes take for-EVER to arrive from Asia and when they do they are too small and rather nast. I do really enjoy . the thought of a men's asymmetrical long cardigan, LG. Sounds hip.
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Yes, please. PM me your venmo and I'll pay a few bitcoins.
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