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Service fees and punctuation

it never makes no sense
It never makes no sense
Fire, fire, fire, light up your lighter
Armegeddon is a deadly day
Armegeddon is a deadly way
They're coming for you everyday
WHile senators on a holiday
The army recruiters in the parking lot
Hustling kids, they're juggling pot
"Listen young man, listen to my plan
Gonna make you money, gonna make you a man.
(bomb, bomb)
Here's what you get, an M16 and a kevlar vest
You might come home with one less leg but this thing will surely keep a bullet out your chest
So come on, come on, sign up, come on
This one's nothing like Vietnam
Except for the bullets, except for the bombs
Except for the youth that's gone"


The grammar of math and the grammar of english are not the same."
I would have used a colon rather than a semi-colon in that sentence. Would I have been incorrect?


The grammar of math and the grammar of english are not the same."
I would have used a colon rather than a semi-colon in that sentence. Would I have been incorrect?"
as far as i'm concerned you are.

This park just annoyed me because the service fee is on all of the above, even walking up.


That's why I asked! For some reason I use a lot of colons. It's a grammatical Achilles' heel.

Yeah, and it amounts to a $4 increase on all campsites, so why hide behind a service charge?

That's why I asked! For some reason I use a lot of colons. It's a grammatical Achilles' heel."
i like colons more than semi-colons.

Because some marketing genius told them not to raise their prices would be my guess.
NO IT IS NOT!
"commas are smaller than semicolons and go with coordinating conjunctions, which are almost always short two- or three-letter words—small punctuation mark, small words. Semicolons are bigger and they go with conjunctive adverbs, which are almost always longer than three letters—bigger punctuation, bigger words."
(http://grammar.quickanddirtytips.com/...)
"commas are smaller than semicolons and go with coordinating conjunctions, which are almost always short two- or three-letter words—small punctuation mark, small words. Semicolons are bigger and they go with conjunctive adverbs, which are almost always longer than three letters—bigger punctuation, bigger words."
(http://grammar.quickanddirtytips.com/...)

yes. it is.
A comma is not necessarily used to indicate pauses. Sophomores in high school do that all too frequently and often wind up splicing the beejesus out of their clauses.


Is there a special occasion?"
i'm trying to revive sally from her puddle of pus.


I don't really understand the label "precious" when talking about punctuation.
It makes more sense in the context of a five year old boy in an easter suit.
It makes more sense in the context of a five year old boy in an easter suit.

Colons are more widely used, but mostly to introduce a list of particulars. If you use a colon as a fancy way of linking two independent but related thoughts that could just as easily be written as separate sentences, this too will generally not survive the editor's pen unless the connection implied by the colon seems deeply necessary.
Again, here, I'm talking about periodical journalism for a general audience. Books are a bit different, and academic writing has entirely different standards.
In writing for newspapers, your main marks of punctuation are the comma and the period. The em-dash, used sparingly, can be helpful. The colon, when truly needed, is fine. But parentheses and semi-colons will get you a lot of grief--and diminishing assignments--from editors if you make a habit of using them.

Addressing the question of preciousness: Semicolons are a way of connecting two independent clauses without using a conjunction. To me, if you don't need the conjunction, you might as well make it two separate sentences. Like Jonathan said, it's distracting and it seems like an attempt to fancy up something that doesn't need fancying up. Just use a period! Or, if you do want the ideas connected, use a conjunction!
I make the exception for cookbooks, because I see the purpose in tying together two steps that closely follow each other. "Beat the egg whites until they form soft peeks; add sugar and beat mixture until it forms hard peaks." The visual is helpful when you're running back and forth to the book to do your steps and trying to figure out what comes next.
Semicolons generally bug me. When I'm reading a 4 paragraph New Yorker restaurant review and there are semicolons in 3 successive sentences, I smell badness and laziness. I suppose at the New Yorker that equates to official policy...

"*New service charge fees for reservations. For every night reserved a service charge will be added to the base rates noted below for properties on the reservation system. For reservations made through the Internet, the per night fee is $4.30. For reservations made through the call center, the per night fee is $4.35, and for reservations made at the park the per night fee is $4.25."
Why not just raise the base price, if you're going to be charging $4 more per night for internet, phone, and in-person?