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message 101: by Sarah (new)

Sarah (songgirl7) Ok, just for shits and giggles, I was reading some of the cougar-related definitions in the Urban Dictionary. The second one here made me laugh out loud:

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define...


message 102: by RandomAnthony (new)

RandomAnthony Charly, I thought I wasn't supposed to have sex until all the sperm was cleared out..

No...Sarah...tape worked fine:)

I saturated my dog with cougar juice.

Oh my god....that is disgusting....heh.




message 103: by Lori (new)

Lori "Seriously, I don't know how you guys can walk around with those things."


Bwahhhhh!!! Really!

Glad you are doing OK, RA!


message 104: by Misty (new)

Misty Wow, RA, I'm so glad everything went so well. I can't wait to let my husband read your personal account of the experience. Very informative, but not scary. Take it easy, and enjoy the down time.


message 105: by Charissa, That's Ms. Obnoxious Twat to You. (new)

Charissa (dakinigrl) | 3614 comments Mod
Sherri, I'm pretty sure the term is "lecher".


message 106: by Charissa, That's Ms. Obnoxious Twat to You. (new)

Charissa (dakinigrl) | 3614 comments Mod
unless she's marrying him for his musical talent, in which case she's a groupie.


message 107: by Varmint (new)

Varmint "Is there a slang term for a man who is 20 years or more older than the woman he pursues?"



my hero?


message 108: by RandomAnthony (new)

RandomAnthony A role model?




Books Ring Mah Bell Glad you and the sac survived, RA!

Now let's hope there are no swimmers on your check up. Can you imagine if they had to go in there again??!?!


Tim (Mole) The Gunslinger (Mole) | 62 comments well lets hope that the girl is at least 18 if not that does have a name!lol



Reads with Scotch  | 1977 comments Mod
cherp cherp... see the bluejay Donna? Doesn't it look pretty? Want lunch?


message 112: by [deleted user] (new)

There are 135 comments here for me to catch up on, but I wanted to say to RA, word to the wise, make sure you go back to have your sperm count checked after! That's how I got a little sister 10 years younger than me! They don't always take. I also have a cousin who had a kid after (yes, it's his), I think 8 years later? Maybe 10. And he went back for that one sperm count... My point is, you might want to have them check you a couple of times. I mean, it isn't like that part is rough or anything. They just put you in a room with a magazine and a little cup.


Reads with Scotch  | 1977 comments Mod
Long time no see Amelia... Where have you been hidding?


message 114: by Xysea (new)

Xysea  (xysea) Eat a lot of soy, apparently it lowers sperm count. And if you happen to be slightly overweight, it really stops those suckers from swimming. You can google it.

I like birth control, but be careful about generics. They're allowed a 20% variance, and that isn't always good. In my case, it caused me to have a low thyroid and an immediate weight gain of 15 lbs in 2 months. The minute I went back on the name brand BC, all that went away.

Not sayin'. Just sayin'.


message 115: by RandomAnthony (last edited Jul 31, 2008 02:03AM) (new)

RandomAnthony Wait a second...I'm going to have to wank in a cup? I thought they just stuck a needle in like drawing blood or something.

God, that's pressure.

Although now that I think about it I've had enough needles in my nuts for a while, thank you very much.


message 116: by Misty (new)

Misty My husband wants to know if they allow the wife to "assist in the procedure."


message 117: by RandomAnthony (new)

RandomAnthony Ha, good question, Misty. My guess would be "no".:)

I made my wife wait outside. I already had a doctor and two nurses. The room was getting crowded.


message 118: by Cyril (new)

Cyril Wait a second...I'm going to have to wank in a cup? I thought they just stuck a needle in like drawing blood or something.


Jerk off in a cup or needles in the scrotum. Hmm, which to choose, which to choose..



message 119: by Sarah (new)

Sarah (songgirl7) Wait a second...I'm going to have to wank in a cup? I thought they just stuck a needle in like drawing blood or something.

Oh honey, you're so innocent. Yes, that's how they test sperm count. You jerk off into a cup.


message 120: by Cyril (new)

Cyril Yeah, and they usually have porn magazines and videos available. Ahem, at least that's what a friend told me, so no worries, brother.


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