Warning Labels & Signs That Amuse

[evie]

Is it dangerous to writhe while driving?

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

Probably.

[Félix]

I think it's illegal.

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

If you've ever had to pee really, really badly whilst driving, and trying not to writhe, you know it can be dangerous.

[evie]

Pee writhing .

[[deleted user]]

Crap, can't post pictures. This is the new sign for our downtown lightrail:

http://www.shutterstock.com/pic-44518...

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

Interesting.

[Phil]

[Phil]

That rider should learn to bunny-hop. It comes in handy.

[Phil]

The front wheel hit the groove in the road where the tracks lie, then spun 90 degrees and stopped abruptly. It is a known hazard for skinny-wheeled bikes.

[[deleted user]]

Thanks, Phil!

I still think it's a ridiculous sign. I would think most bicyclists would recognize the danger of light rail / tram / train tracks. No?

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

Not necessarily. They're not visible in the photo, so a cyclist going along at a clip, or not paying attention, might not know they're coming. The sign is also probably there for liability reasons.

[[deleted user]]

They have them every other block downtown for us, but it looks like that is a national sign.

[Phil]

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

Heh.

[[deleted user]]

Today, on my way home there was this cringe worthy bumper sticker. I tried to take a photo with my phone...while driving (I know, I should be arrested.). It was just so BAD! It took up nearly the length of the bumper, caution yellow with black writing, "Greed Is'nt Good"

Is'nt? Really? You go to that kind of effort to make a statement, and you get it so wrong?

Needless to say, the photo didn't come out.

[Harry]

I can't find it and can't remember what product it was on, but I once found some funny cooking instructions on a package.

They gave you the normal instructions followed by:
"retrieve box from trash can to remember cooking time"

[[deleted user]]

Nice!

(I do that way too often...)

[Phil]

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

Wow. Does that establishment really exist?

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

[Susan]

A spicy noodle soup mix.

[Phil]

Well, if we're going Kyle-style...

[Félix]

Microwavable.

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

Pudding renamed Spotted Richard

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/wa...

[Félix]

Juveniles.

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

The council said catering staff made the decision after "immature comments" and it was not a policy decision.

But one councillor described the move as "political correctness gone mad".

Staff from the nearby court complex in Mold also use the council canteen.

In nearby MOLD !!!! AHAHAHAHAHA.

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

Where's the recipe for Moldy Dick?

[Phil]

That can cause respiratory problems.

[Susan]

You can find it near the sponge pudding.

[Martini]

[Phil]

[[deleted user]]

Love!

[[deleted user]]

::Chuckles::