Onion articles worth reading...

[RandomAnthony]

http://www.theonion.com/articles/depa...

In addition, research suggests that school boards across the nation have grown tired of fighting to obtain funding for brand-new textbooks only to have the miserable fucks just deface them all with ejaculating penis drawings on the first day of class.

[[deleted user]]

It's one of life's great imponderables why - despite having all the right parts - "The Onion" isn't ruling the world.

Feh...

[Sarah]

I love how every once in a while somebody will take an Onion article seriously and be scandalized and start some kind of petition, quoting it as a serious news source.

[janine]

i like this one: http://www.theonion.com/video/how-wil...

[Jammies]

Sarah Pi wrote: "I love how every once in a while somebody will take an Onion article seriously and be scandalized and start some kind of petition, quoting it as a serious news source."

Which is like banning dihydrogen monoxide, yes?

[Sarah]

Indeedy.

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

My all time favorite Onion cover: