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Not Bill Agrees With Me (Out of Feline Adoration For My Canine Awesomeness)
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Where did NB go? He's supposed to be hanging on all my posts. Did he find a ball of yarn or something? Goddamn cats.What time zone is he in?
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I gotta swing one for the cats. Dogs are fawning, asslicking, eagerpleasers. Cats can say fuck you most elegantly and look good doing it. Dogs have their remarkably sensitive noses up in the next best dog's butt while rubbing their posteriors in the face of the dog one rung down... kinda like in business and politics. I have a dog. If she is a good doggie and I tell her so, she wiggles in joyful obsequiousness... If she is a bad doggie and I say so, she pees profusely on the nearest rug, which may or may not be near the spot she pooped on yesterday. I had a ferocious cat named Thomas who never missed the litter box, could curse wonderfully in Morse code by blinking, and would physically stalk and attack strangers and friends alike. He would trap people in the bathroom and scratch and bite if they tried to get out. My mother and my landlord were afraid to enter a room with him. God, I miss that cat.
Potty training might help you out, Brian. Well-trained dogs shouldn't poo or pee on the rug unless they are very ill or left alone for too long.I hate when cats walk on the countertops in someone's kitchen. In high school I had a friend whose cat would get into the cupboards and sleep in the pots and pans. Then my friend's mother would cook with those pots and pans without washing them out first. Gross.
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Although, sometimes we come home after a long day, or a vacation, and find kitty footprints on the counters. They can only take so much temptation.
One time, Eddy got a banana off the counter, and wrestled it to death.
Sarah, my dog is a Jack Russell terrier... her behavior is typical of the breed, I'm told.
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Dave thinks Bill Nelson sucks the paste out of a donkey's schlong.
Dave thinks Not Bill paints his nails fuschia, dresses in frilly pantaloons, minces and prances, and smells of lavender.
Dave thinks the military is a blight on the existence of mankind. Pacifism is the only true path to a civilized existence. Communism will prevail at the end, when humankind finally sees the One True Way.
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I was waiting for Not Bill to come back.
Brian, you should watch The Dog Whisperer sometime.I'm betting NB doesn't return until tomorrow, when he no longer is obligated to agree with Dave. Darn. I was hoping he'd agree with Message #46.
Dave, you can still edit posts. You can even delete them. You just can't post new ones.
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Hey! My cat is not evil, he's just mystic. The only thing he's ever really destroyed was a banana.
Okay, okay... And some bugs, but c'mon, he's a cat...
I was wondering why you hadn't commented on that.
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I'm not going to pose them until and if he comes back.
You all suck! Suck, in your pathetic lack of faith in the NB. Suck, that while I'm online you hide like miserable vermin, and when I'm offline you beat your chests like empty simians. I feed you your own poo and you like it!Except for you Dave. It's still Monday.
DakChar - as ubermod I'll give you your due. However, your treachory has been noted.
Sarah - your lack of faith was most dissapointing, and has been noted as well. I'm quietly building a whole litterbox full of my excrement that I'll eventually toss back at you all like a drunk, 6 armed monkey on crack.
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:::slinks back to keyboard:::Yes Dave - I must agree with post #46...Sarah is so the bomb! She's been a steady force for good at the Axis, for which I'm truly grateful, and I'm glad that you Dave, canus disgusticus, are good enough to recognize this.
Sarah- yer lucky. I'll take said excrement and acquire another target.
DakChar - purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
OMG...Chess Boxing!! I just checked that out. Why didn't I think of that. Damn, back when I was on chess team, I could have easily kicked some real ass. Damn. Ah well.
Apologies all - dont' mean to flood the thread with my ugly mug. I'm about to be called away as I'm still on daddy dut - not sure when I'll be back. A big thanks to Dave for:1. Knowing and answering correctly the Patton trivia for the day
2. For bein' a pretty darn good sport and taking it easy on the ol' NB, despite the evil proddings of the peanut gallery. Naughty!
3. Givin' Sarah her props.
Love ya all! Next time, I believe the trivia will be more difficult. Hey...did anyone correctly name Rommel's book? Now THAT is some trivia.
Check in when I get back. Last chance, oh Dave - the Canus Majoris.
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An enduring legacy of Rommel's character is that he is also considered to be a chivalrous and humane military officer in contrast with many other figures of Nazi Germany. His famous Afrika Korps was not accused of any war crimes, captured Commonwealth soldiers during his Africa campaign report to have been largely treated humanely, and orders to kill captured Jewish soldiers and civilians in all theatres of his command were defiantly ignored. Following the defeat of Axis forces in North Africa, and while commanding the defence of Occupied France, his fortunes changed when he was suspected of involvement in the failed July 20 Plot of 1944 to kill Hitler and was forced to commit suicide.
I'm closing this thread so that Not Bill can't edit his posts from yesterday, now that he's under no obligation to agree with me. Not Bill, you magnificent bastard,...I forget how the rest of that goes.
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And Shatner was satirizing the song and his spaceman persona in the first place.