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[., Goddess of Bacon]

"Two... or ten," Caspar said, squinting his eyes. "I don't know, it's hard to tell, be-CAUSE I don't get drunk easily. High tolerence and all that wine."

[Iviana (The Sign Painter), The Goddess of indecisiveness]

Deitra scoffed. "Mmkay then."

[., Goddess of Bacon]

"I would offer you a bottle of wine but they have seemed to disappear," Caspar said in a mocking British accent and terrible grammar.

[Iviana (The Sign Painter), The Goddess of indecisiveness]

"Yes they have. Tell you what, why don't you go find them, and I'll stay here until you come back," Deitra suggested.

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((THAT'S STOOPID. NAO, CASPER WILL GET LOST AND START HALUCINATING ABOUT HIPPOS.))

[., Goddess of Bacon]

Iviana (The Sign Painter!) wrote: ""Yes they have. Tell you what, why don't you go find them, and I'll stay here until you come back," Deitra suggested."

"I don't want to be rude, poppet," Caspar said in his most pompous accent. "Maybe they have somewhere else better to beeeee."

[Iviana (The Sign Painter), The Goddess of indecisiveness]

Deitra rolled her eyes. "maybe. But it doesn't hurt to look, now does it."

[., Goddess of Bacon]

"If you don't want me here you shouldn't have come," Caspar said acidly, the nonsense remark stinging as he reverted to his own voice.

[Iviana (The Sign Painter), The Goddess of indecisiveness]

"So you wanted to stay passed out in the middle of the grounds where who-knows-what could have found you," Deitra retorted.

[., Goddess of Bacon]

"Can't be worse than what we've already killed."

[Iviana (The Sign Painter), The Goddess of indecisiveness]

Deitra shrugged. "Touche."

[Isobel *The Goddess of Annoyance*]

Whimsicality wrote: ""Thank the gods," Serapis murmured fervently, pressing himself against Jace still tighter. He traced his thumbs against Jace's high cheekbones, trailing them down to his lips before kissing him aga..."

((FUFUFU I HAD TO GO TO A COMIC BOOK STORE. >.< Iunno. Uhm... *thinks*))
Jace tangled both hands into Serapis' hair, a smile toying about his lips. "Thank the gods is right," he murmured as he gently pressed a kiss to Serapis' lips. Slowly, regretfully, he pulled back, tracing a hand down Serapis' cheek as he did. Always leave them needing more, he remembered his mother telling him on one of the rare nights when she was sober. "I'll see you soon," he whispered. "If you need me you know where I live." Pressing a last kiss to his lips, Jace turned and smiled, sauntering back home.

[., Goddess of Bacon]

Iviana (The Sign Painter!) wrote: "Deitra shrugged. "Touche.""

"As Caspar Freaking van der Lewsen, I am alllllways correct," Caspar said with a deep sigh.

[Iviana (The Sign Painter), The Goddess of indecisiveness]

((XD))
"Sure, Caspar," Deitra scoffed.

[., Goddess of Bacon]

"And you as Deitra Deedle Doo, are always moop," Caspar said with an air of brilliance about him.

[Iviana (The Sign Painter), The Goddess of indecisiveness]

Deitra stared down at him, eyebrows raised. "Excuse me?"

[., Goddess of Bacon]

"Moop," Caspar said simply, walking around and gazing at everything miserably. "Moop moop." He sighed.

[Iviana (The Sign Painter), The Goddess of indecisiveness]

Deitra had half a mind to ask what the hell he was going on about, though realized it was probably the wine. "Mmkhay."

[., Goddess of Bacon]

"You could be more conversabationasational," Caspar scolded.

[Iviana (The Sign Painter), The Goddess of indecisiveness]

"And you could drink less," Deitra said slowly.

[., Goddess of Bacon]

"No," Caspar said with a sad sigh. "No, I couldn't."

[Iviana (The Sign Painter), The Goddess of indecisiveness]

Deitra rolled her eyes. "Really."

[., Goddess of Bacon]

"Deitra, take pity on me," Caspar said with a slow, self-assured smile, slurring the words together and waving an arm as if he was making a fair point. "The girl I loved broke up with me after several near-death experiences. I think I'm entitled to a few sips of wine."

[Iviana (The Sign Painter), The Goddess of indecisiveness]

"'A few sips' wouldn't make you this drunk," Deitra retorted. "Have you heard yourself talk?"

[., Goddess of Bacon]

"Have you heard yourself not talk?" Caspar said peevishly, the nonsense remark nonetheless acidic in his snappy tone.

[Iviana (The Sign Painter), The Goddess of indecisiveness]

"Yes," Deitra replied, a hint of smugness in her tone. She'd grown quite used to the acidic tone, as she herself used to use it quite often. "Yes I have."

[., Goddess of Bacon]

"It's mean," Caspar said, his glare losing its poisonously green focus as it shifted from Deitra to a foot to her left.

[Iviana (The Sign Painter), The Goddess of indecisiveness]

Deitra stayed where she was, glaring down at him. "Sure."

[., Goddess of Bacon]

"You're boring," Caspar said with a pout.

[Iviana (The Sign Painter), The Goddess of indecisiveness]

She rolled her eyes, unamused. "I know."

[., Goddess of Bacon]

"Obviously," Caspar scoffed.

[Iviana (The Sign Painter), The Goddess of indecisiveness]

Deitra stuffed her hands into her pocket. "And you're very insane, you know that?"

[., Goddess of Bacon]

Caspar shrugged. "I'd rather be insane than boring."

[Iviana (The Sign Painter), The Goddess of indecisiveness]

"And that's good because...?"

[., Goddess of Bacon]

"At least I'm not bored all the time," Caspar mumbled.

[Iviana (The Sign Painter), The Goddess of indecisiveness]

"You realize you're probably not going to remember any of this, right? So I think boring is much better," Deitra replied.

[., Goddess of Bacon]

"So? I'm having fun," Caspar said morosely.

[Iviana (The Sign Painter), The Goddess of indecisiveness]

Note to self, don't argue with a drunk person. Especially Caspar. "Okay, Caspar," Deitra sighed.

[., Goddess of Bacon]

"I'm always right," Caspar said with a pout.

[Iviana (The Sign Painter), The Goddess of indecisiveness]

"Yes you are," Deitra replied.

[., Goddess of Bacon]

"Yes I am," Caspar repeated, looking the slightest bit stunned.

[Iviana (The Sign Painter), The Goddess of indecisiveness]

Deitra rested her head in her palm. "Anything else you have to say?"

[., Goddess of Bacon]

"I don't pass out," Caspar said, brow creasing and a stubborn edge remaining in his voice. "I won't."

[Iviana (The Sign Painter), The Goddess of indecisiveness]

"Yes, yes, because you're uncrashable or whatever the hell it was," Deitra sighed, blowing the thought away.

[., Goddess of Bacon]

"I don't know what you're talking about," Caspar said petulantly.

[Iviana (The Sign Painter), The Goddess of indecisiveness]

Deitra smirked. "You've already passed out once."

[., Goddess of Bacon]

"No I haven't," he insisted.

[Iviana (The Sign Painter), The Goddess of indecisiveness]

"Then why were you laying on the ground when I dumped water on you?"

[., Goddess of Bacon]

"I... napping."

[Iviana (The Sign Painter), The Goddess of indecisiveness]

"And before that?"