Advanced Muggle Studies (A.M.S.)

[Hannah, Mistress of Hogwarts/Head of Ravenclaw/Prof. of Art]

But your made with smiles. *mentally slaps herself*

[[deleted user]]

yea... *smiles again*

[Hannah, Mistress of Hogwarts/Head of Ravenclaw/Prof. of Art]

*munches on chocolate*

[Airi , Head of Gryffindor, the figurehead mod]

*frowns at Hannah's and Gus' display* Well, apparently not, with your lollygagging as evidence.
Now, the baskets in basketballs at just nets with holes at the bottom for the ball to go through, and the nets are secured around a hoop.
Are you all taking notes?
In America, the professional basketball league is called the NBA, which stands for National Basketball Association. Famous NBA players include Michael Jordan, Lebron James, Shaquille O'Neal, "Magic" Johnson, and other freakishly tall, bald men of African-American and Asian descent.

[[deleted user]]

*looks to the air. yawns*

[Hannah, Mistress of Hogwarts/Head of Ravenclaw/Prof. of Art]

*quickly writes everything down and slaps a ruler across Gus desk*

[[deleted user]]

*reacts* heyy! wht?

[Hannah, Mistress of Hogwarts/Head of Ravenclaw/Prof. of Art]

Take notes then nap. *winks at him*

[[deleted user]]

what about just nap?

[[deleted user]]

*stays motionless* ...what can i say?... I'm sorry...?

[[deleted user]]

not even "I'm sorry"?

[[deleted user]]

okay then. *smiles*

[Airi , Head of Gryffindor, the figurehead mod]

*grins appreciatively at Hannah and Madi* Tell me, Gus. How can I make this class more interesting for you?

[[deleted user]]

more??? this is sooo interesting why would you want it to get even more???

[Airi , Head of Gryffindor, the figurehead mod]

*glares at him* Quit the sarcasm. You think this class is useless? How about if you find yourself in need to venture out into the Muggle world? There's more to life than blasting spells at whoever gets in your way..there's an element of secrecy. Do you want to be responsible for the discovery of wizardkind?? I don't think so, Gus. Now..cooperate with me here. How can I make this more interesting?

[[deleted user]]

thats up to you professor. I'm not the who's teaching here...

[Airi , Head of Gryffindor, the figurehead mod]

*curses under her breath* FINE THEN! YOU ALL STAY HERE WHILE I GO FIND SOMETHING TO SATISFY GUS'S HIGH EXPECTATIONS!!!! *leaves in a huff*

[[deleted user]]

*jumps on the chair* she's gone!!! yeaaah!!!!

[[deleted user]]

what??? she was the one who started talking about getting more interesting classes!

[[deleted user]]

uhg! its her fault!

[Hannah, Mistress of Hogwarts/Head of Ravenclaw/Prof. of Art]

*glares at Gus* Class was supposed to end Gus. THanks! *glares at him some more and crosses her arms.*

[[deleted user]]

you're WELCOME! *also crosses arms*

[Airi , Head of Gryffindor, the figurehead mod]

*comes in with her hat tipped sideways, her hair wild, and her robes with leaves and twigs on them. She is clutching the arm of a tall, blonde, Caucasian man with prominent cheekbones and a ruddy complexion who looks dazed.* Now, for Gus' entertainment, I've brought-at a huge risk to my personal freedom-Boston Celtics great, Basketball Hall of Fame inductee, and Indiana Pacers president, Larry Bird. He proved in his time, that white men, can in fact..jump. Would anybody like to start off asking Mr.Bird some questions?

[Hannah, Mistress of Hogwarts/Head of Ravenclaw/Prof. of Art]

Are you married?

[[deleted user]]

*looks to the opposite side of Hannah* yes, with me...

[Hannah, Mistress of Hogwarts/Head of Ravenclaw/Prof. of Art]

OMG! Gus I didnt know you were guy! Thats so kool.

[[deleted user]]

*frowns* I... I was joking.

[[deleted user]]

(( 9 days, 4 hours, 5 mins to Guns n roses!!!!))

[Emma]

Only 271 days, 13 hours and 23 minutes till Roskilde Festival!!!

[[deleted user]]

((ahahah loool))

[Airi , Head of Gryffindor, the figurehead mod]

*He speaks in a distant voice with unfocused eyes* Yes, I'm married to my lovely wife, Dinah of 21 years, and we adopted two beautiful children.

[Anna]

gus is a girl????

[Airi , Head of Gryffindor, the figurehead mod]

No, Anna.
..Although I DO sometimes wonder why he's so cranky sometimes...

[Hannah, Mistress of Hogwarts/Head of Ravenclaw/Prof. of Art]

*smirks at Gus*
Is anyone magical in your family?

[Airi , Head of Gryffindor, the figurehead mod]

((Ahem Madi, Airi isn't here. It's PROFESSOR Colbert-Stewart. XD ))

[[deleted user]]

((lol))

[Airi , Head of Gryffindor, the figurehead mod]

Oh I SEE! You have pureblood prejudice! Well guess what, young man? Even the so-called, "purest" families have transgressions in them! It is impossible for wizards to only marry wizards!! That is why we must understand Muggle culture!! CONSTANT VIGILANCE!!!! ...so yeah.

[Hannah, Mistress of Hogwarts/Head of Ravenclaw/Prof. of Art]

No, I meant my question for basketball man.

[Airi , Head of Gryffindor, the figurehead mod]

Oh.

*as Larry Bird* Magical?? Well, people are magical in all sorts of ways, young lady!

*as professor, motions for Hannah to not ask those sort of questions*

[Hannah, Mistress of Hogwarts/Head of Ravenclaw/Prof. of Art]

*sighs*
Have you ever goe into the girl's bathroom?

[Adam]

*Oberon falls asleep during the booooooring lecture on boooooring Muggle sports and drools all over the table*

[Airi , Head of Gryffindor, the figurehead mod]

*as Larry Bird* Why on earth would I do that?

*as professor, whips her wand, making it elongate to a couple feet long, and slams it on Oberon's desk*

[Airi , Head of Gryffindor, the figurehead mod]

Well class, that concludes our chat with Mr. Bird. Say goodbye everybody! *Bird waves absentmindedly to the class and he walks off by himself*
Nooooww...I'm passing out this worksheet. STUDY IT AS IF YOUR LIFE DEPENDED ON IT!!! ..because we're going to have a quiz! Yay! Isn't that exciting?

[[deleted user]]

yes...

[Airi , Head of Gryffindor, the figurehead mod]

*beams* I'm glad you think so Kurt!

[[deleted user]]

*smiles*

[[deleted user]]

((wheres the quiz?))

[Airi , Head of Gryffindor, the figurehead mod]

((Eh, I need to post the handout. I shall do so shortly.))

[[deleted user]]

((awesome))

[Airi , Head of Gryffindor, the figurehead mod]

Here is the handout class. You may look over it in pairs, if you so choose.
http://library.thinkquest.org/6413/ru...