Advanced Muggle Studies (A.M.S.)

[Airi , Head of Gryffindor, the figurehead mod]

((You had your chance, Anusha. *points an accusing finger at her*))

*nods* Excellent. Very good. *writes "computers" on the Muggle side* You all might want to take notes on what these different Muggle technologies are. There'll be a quiz on it later.
Now Hope--for the prize of 5 points for your house--can you tell me an example of a Wizarding technology??

[Hope]

*thinks* Well, a wand would be considered such, yes? It is not Muggle, strictly wizard world, with differnt functions and powers.

[Airi , Head of Gryffindor, the figurehead mod]

Very good, Hope. Five points to your house!
Who else?

[[deleted user]]

For muggle technology, I'd have to say radios. They pick up signals from 'stations' and broadcast them through speakers.

[Airi , Head of Gryffindor, the figurehead mod]

*"Radios" and "Speakers" appear on the board in the Muggle circle* How about some Wizarding technology?

[Jamie]

What about it?

[Airi , Head of Gryffindor, the figurehead mod]

*raises an eyebrow at Jamie* Give me an example of one to go along with Faith's example of Muggle technology.

[Airi , Head of Gryffindor, the figurehead mod]

*sighs, and seeing that Jamie can't think of anything, mutters bitterly* Nevermind. *She grabs her coinpurse, and saunters out the door* By the time I get back, you shall should have done an essay about one Muggle technology that you enjoy and one that you dislike. See you later, brats. *slams the door behind her, and locks it and the windows so they have to stay and do the essay*

[Hope]

Hope: *looks surpised, then begins to write*

One piece of Muggle technology that I enjoy is the cell phone. It is a strange, small device that allows you to speak with other Muggles after you press certin buttons. Each Muggle has a number to go with thier phone, which you punch in your own phone to contact the other peson. You can put the phone up to your ear and talk into it, and, using a speaker, th other person talks back. It makes communication easy, and more fun.

One example of Muggle technology that I dislike is the gun. It's a machine similar to a wand, exept you fill it up with tiny, dangerous things called "bullets." You pull a device called a "trigger", and then the bullets shoot out, and, if you are acurate, they kill whatever you were aiming at. The reason I hate them is because all they do is kill and injure, much like our Unforgivable Curses. Everyone in the Muggle world has right to own a gun, and they can use it rashly as long as they accept the consequences. There is a trained group of professionals called the "army" that knows how to handle the gun. Again, the reason I hate the gun is because it is used to kill and harm. *writes her name on the top, sets it on the Proffesor's desk*

[AK]

*jumps at the remark but writes:*

The muggle item I enjoy is the lamp, it can decrease darkness and increase light. it might bring out shadows but it still helps a bunch

Something that I do not like in the muggle world are moving stairs, elevators are much faster, this invention was horrible and useless. besides some people can't even ride them because of a wheel chair and such

*she sets this on the professor's desk and begins to read a book*

[Gus, Head Boy of Gryffindor]

((this is getting boring...))

[AK]

((I completely agree, we need Michael :))

[Hope]

((Lol! How true is that?))

[Gus, Head Boy of Gryffindor]

((not only michael... everyone. a year ago this group was freakin awesome! trevor, madi, hannah, leesie, lexi, airi, emma and so on...))

[Hope]

((Hm.))

[AK]

((well, you are nice to the newbies, I feel soo loved))

[Gus, Head Boy of Gryffindor]

((if ure being sarcastic I wanna say I didn't mean that. I was just saying that I miss old times...))

[AK]

((I am sure you didn't but barely Trevor, Hannah, or Madi are online at all))

[Gus, Head Boy of Gryffindor]

((yeah...))

[Airi , Head of Gryffindor, the figurehead mod]

((Everybody misses the old times, Gus. t_t GET OVER IT. And why do you hate my class so much? D:> ))

*stumbles back into the classroom, tripping and almost landing face forward on the corner of her desk, but catches herself* Bat bould've when nastay. *she pulls a good-sized, empty bottle of rum from inside her cloak and places it on her desk so hard, the bottle forms a crack* Did y'all brats do muh..*hiccups* assignmennnnnnttttttt? *sways on her feet*

[Hope]

Hope: *rises and steadies the Professor* Yes, Professor, of course we did. I should get you to the Hospital Wing...*turs the Professor and gently propells her out the door, helping her stay on her feet*

[Gus, Head Boy of Gryffindor]

((what? I don't hate your class! why do yuo say that?))

[Airi , Head of Gryffindor, the figurehead mod]

((You're always saying you're bored. :'[ ))

MO! *sticks out her arms, latching herself onto the door frame* Mime not mowing banybear.

[Gus, Head Boy of Gryffindor]

(( I'm bored at every class :D))

[Airi , Head of Gryffindor, the figurehead mod]

((*rolls her eyes* That's a relief.))

[Hope]

Hope: *shakes her head* Come on, Professor. You need help. *starts pulling her fingers off the door frame*

[Airi , Head of Gryffindor, the figurehead mod]

*whirls around before Hope can pry her fingers off* Mo I don't! Buat I need is students boo actually hay attention in yaks and ...*collapses on the floor and starts snoring*

[Hope]

Hope: *sighs* Can somebody go get the nurse?

[[deleted user]]

*runs in* Where are the cheeseburgers! Oh, I'm in the wrong place. May as well attend the class.

[[deleted user]]

And Hope, what's goin' on?

[AK]

urghh! not AGAIN!!

[[deleted user]]

Why "URGHH"?

[Hope]

Hope: Professor Colbert Stewart has a hangover. She needs Madame Orion.

((And Aaron, Martin is waiting to try out in youyr office.))

[[deleted user]]

((Coolio))
Uh-okay. I guess I'll go get her.

[Hope]

Hope: 'Kay. Thanks.

[AK]

*raises eyebrows*
You guys are no fun, any one have a stapler on them? I have an idea

[Airi , Head of Gryffindor, the figurehead mod]

*points her finger waveringly at Anusha* Mo! MO STAPLERS IN MUH CLASSSSSSSsssssssss. Staplers are...mangy-eroussss.

[[deleted user]]

*Walks in with a cup of Joe* Listen Professor. Take this. It's Joe. You should feel better after this. At least, that's what Madam Orion said....She really didn't care...

[Airi , Head of Gryffindor, the figurehead mod]

((OMG Aaron! I just realized you came back from the dead! :O :] ))

*smacks the cup out of his hand* Get that poison away from me.

[Hope]

Hope: It's not posion, Professor. You need to get better so you can teach class. And people do dangerous stuff when they're drunk...

[[deleted user]]

Airi dreams of walking among stars wrote: "((OMG Aaron! I just realized you came back from the dead! :O :] ))

*smacks the cup out of his hand* Get that poison away from me."

I really should have checked the teacher's resime before I came here...
(Lol)

[Hope]

Hope: *nods* You're right.

[AK]

You guys are no fun
*rolls eyes*
Tell us about last night professor
*grins*

[Airi , Head of Gryffindor, the figurehead mod]

*ignores Aaron and Hope's comments* Wellll..*points her finger at Anusha* ..after I decided that teachers are undapaid and muh students are bags o' scum, I ran off ta da Hog's Head, me pub of choice for miserable occasions. I cah't really remembah da rest...*rubs her temples* I tink dare wuzza fight wit' chairs involved..I mighta kissed a girl and liked it...I dunno. DON'T ASK!!! *her head plops down on her desk and she escapes to a world beyond waking up for a few hours*

[Hope]

Hope: *thinks* My Professor is a addict, and I'm sitting in class with her?! What the heck is up with me?!

[[deleted user]]

Aaron: I'm out. Goin to the Common Room. *Walks out*

[AK]

((Is the professor a girl??))

[Mandy]

((I am not a muggle! I refuse to be one....I bet I'm a squib. And that is why I don't have magic! Hahahaha.))

[Airi , Head of Gryffindor, the figurehead mod]

((Seriously? Your charrie is a Squib! Aw, that's so great! We've never had a Squib before! :3 ))

*She stirs at long last, and smacks her lips. The inside of her mouth tastes like liquor. She lifts her head, and seeing that Hope is the only one there, speaks to her* I had the strangest dream...I dreamt I went to rehab. Anyway, how long have I been asleep?

[Mandy]

((No, I didn't mean that. She isn't a Squib at all....I was just talking randomness about moi. Not my charrie. xD))