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Noel: I am not violent! I'm a pacifist! Jeremy: Who didn't know the word until yesterday when Kim told you.
Noel: I didn't say I was smart...
Jeremy: I'm smart.
Noel: If I'm not smart, then you aren't either.
Jeremy: Thaaat's not true.
Noel: Whatever.
Jeremy: I caught the thing that Marie was saying up there about Mandy stalking someone. And you didn't.
Noel: What thing up... *awkward pause*
Mandy: .........Marie: Bahahahahaha. I love awkward moments. When they are about other people, that is.
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Demi: Helloo? Who are you?
Maria: I'm your author. You're a character. Welcome to the torture hole.
Demi: Er... What does that mean?
Maria: So many questions, silly girl. You will find out
Demi: Don't call me silly! And I can hardly wait.
Maria: I have to go.
Demi: Bye? Have fun, stranger.
Marie: Hey Demi. It seems you've already got a morbid welcome. I'll add to that-Mandy: Don't die.
Marie: ...Or Mandy will cut in and add to that rudely. Shame Mandy.
Mandy: I'm not shamed.
Etienne: Hannah.Hannah: Yeeeesss?
Etienne: WRITE OR I WILL HURT YOU. CAUSE I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE.
Hannah: And I know where you live. Inside of my mind. Heheh.
Etienne: GRR.
Sparrow: Welcome to Heck, Demi. Where characters get tortured by their authors. If you want to know more, go ask Hawk. She hates the plot Sapphire gave us.
Hannah wrote: "Etienne: Hannah.Hannah: Yeeeesss?
Etienne: WRITE OR I WILL HURT YOU. CAUSE I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE.
Hannah: And I know where you live. Inside of my mind. Heheh.
Etienne: GRR."
RP: Don't worry Etienne, you have my support. From me. -wants Hannah's story so, SO bad-
Rosy: -raises eyebrow- How on Earth could you possibly help?
RP: I'll.....send positive vibes his way.
Pierce: Right, because that'll help.
Maxen: Even I know you're useless. And I'm the optimistic one.
Chrysanta: Hey, I thought I was the optimistic one?
RP: I dunno, work it out amongst yourselves.
Maxen: How??
RP: Compete? How should I know, I'm busy writing!
Chrysanta: -cough-No you're not-cough
Rosy: Hold on, we're seriously going to have an optimism contest?
Pierce: This should be good.
Joska: Great, now HE'S looking on the bright side.Personally, I fancy myself a Poptimist. A very clever one at that.
Everyone: -rolls eyes-
Sparrow: Yeah, I think I'll go hide under a rock now. Hawk: *Grabs Sparrow by the collar as he's walking out* Get back here.
Noel: Hi, new characters I haven't met! Jeremy: Cut the act. We all know you just want to talk to Mandy.
Noel: That's not... entirely true!
Jeremy: Entirely being the keyword.
Mandy: *laughs*Marie: Mandy's blushing!
Mandy: AM NOT! Marie, you are so immature sometimes!
Marie: I'm not! I'm just.....
Marie: Exactly.
Noel: I'm glad to see I'm not the only one with a RUDE character who can't keep a secret to save his life. Jeremy: Who, me? I didn't tell anyone about the way you-
Noel: I could kill you, you know.
Jeremy: We've had this discussion before. You need new material.
Noel: It's still true.
Mandy: I'm lost. And Jeremy scares me.Marie: You're scared of everyone. Jeremy is awesome that way.
Mandy: Sure. Whatever you say.
Marie: *to Noel* AND I'M NOT RUDE!
Noel wrote: "Noel: I am not violent! I'm a pacifist!
Jeremy: Who didn't know the word until yesterday when Kim told you.
Noel: I didn't say I was smart...
Jeremy: I'm smart.
Noel: If I'm not smart, then..."
Skitts: I...try to be a pacifist. Sometimes I just fail.
Jeremy: Who didn't know the word until yesterday when Kim told you.
Noel: I didn't say I was smart...
Jeremy: I'm smart.
Noel: If I'm not smart, then..."
Skitts: I...try to be a pacifist. Sometimes I just fail.
Noel: I've noticed that. Jeremy: You're awesome, too, Marie. And I don't think you're rude.
Noel: *muffled laugh*
Skitts wrote: "Noel wrote: "Noel: I am not violent! I'm a pacifist! Jeremy: Who didn't know the word until yesterday when Kim told you.
Noel: I didn't say I was smart...
Jeremy: I'm smart.
Noel: If I'm no..."
Jordan: Ain't that the truth.
Max: Don't talk to Skitts like that.
Jordan: Can it, Probie.
Max: You're the Probie! It says so on your title.
Jordan:...Touche.
Sparrow: You're the warrior! Deal with this!Hawk: I'm in WEAPONRY. I just fight in huge battles.
Marie: Thank you Jeremy. See Mandy? Someone appreciates my sarcasticness and awesomeness.Mandy: *rolls her eyes*
Tez: *yawns*Clio: go and get some sleep.
Tez: I did, for most of late morning.
Clio: still, you only got like three hours of sleep last night.
Tez: if I sleep too much, I won't be able to sleep tonight.
Clio: go to bed earlier then. You stayed up 'til 12:30 RPing on Goodreads last night.
Tez: I can't go to sleep earlier because my body clock is set for me to fall asleep a couple of hours past midnight. I'm just trapped in this vicious cycle. D:
Clio: *facepalm*
Jordan, The Picture Magician (aka Probie) wrote: "Skitts wrote: "Noel wrote: "Noel: I am not violent! I'm a pacifist!
Jeremy: Who didn't know the word until yesterday when Kim told you.
Noel: I didn't say I was smart...
Jeremy: I'm smart.
..."
Skitts: Meh...
Alessandro: My name is too long now.
Skitts: No it's not. It's epic.
Alessandro: Don't you remember that an epic is actually just a really long story?
Skitts: *headdesk* My characters are getting too smart for me.
Jeremy: Who didn't know the word until yesterday when Kim told you.
Noel: I didn't say I was smart...
Jeremy: I'm smart.
..."
Skitts: Meh...
Alessandro: My name is too long now.
Skitts: No it's not. It's epic.
Alessandro: Don't you remember that an epic is actually just a really long story?
Skitts: *headdesk* My characters are getting too smart for me.
Emily: So, Ezekiel, how are you doing today?Ezekiel: *silence*
Emily: *frowns* Did you know I'm still trying to learn how to spell your name?
Ezekiel: WHAT?! I'M A MAIN CHARACTER AND YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO SPELL MY NAME?!
Emily: You're a... NaNo character....
Ezekiel: That's-- that's just sick.
Emily: I'm sorry, I'm going to learn--
Ezekiel: *raises hand* Silence.
Emily: But--
Ezekiel: I SAID, SILENCE!
Emily: *silent*
Ezekiel: Good.
Tez: So, you're going to be my potential NaNo main character.Alexandria: *frown* it seems so.
Tez: well, you seem like a nice person. I hope we have many happy times.
Alexandria: happy times? in a story revolving around my life? Pah.
Tez: >.<
Emily: So, Sheldon, you're apparently an adorable nerd who dies. And how do you feel about that?Sheldon: I... die?
Emily: ...You...didn't...know that? *awkward laugh*
Sheldon: How do I die? Does someone kill him? OOH, I'M SO GOING TO KILL HIM!
Emily: And that's why you don't know....
Samantha: Hiiiiiiiii! Who wants to play a game with meee?Luke: Nobody.
Jennifer: Luke!
Samantha: *sniffles* Nobody wants to play a game with me?
Sheldon: *sneaks past quietly*Emily: SHELDON!
Sheldon: *flinches* Yes... Emily?
Emily: *holds out hand* Gimme'.
Sheldon: *puts gun in hand*
Emily: And the knife.
Sheldon: *listens*
Emily: And the noose.
Sheldon: *does so*
Emily: And the Gobstoppers.
Sheldon: *horror-struck* NO, NOT THEM! *runs off*
Riley: *walks in and stares awkwardly after Sheldon* Well... did he deserve to be killed?
Emily: I do not know....
Samantha: *wailing* Nooobbbooddddyyyyy wannntsss to plaaaayyy wittthhh meeeeee!Luke: That's right sucker.
Jennifer: I just might strangle you.
Skitts: Aww, poor Samantha. Taylor will play a game with you.
Taylor: I will?
Skitts: Yush. Don't you remember when nobody wanted to play with you?
Taylor: Painfully, yes.
Taylor: I will?
Skitts: Yush. Don't you remember when nobody wanted to play with you?
Taylor: Painfully, yes.
Samantha: YAY! Hi Taylor! I'm Samantha and I'm seven years old!
Claire: *frowns* Riley, what did you do to Sheldon?Sheldon: *runs by, laughing like a maniac*
Riley: I didn't do anything.
Claire: Yes you did.
Riley: No, I didn't.
Claire: LIES!
*Riley kisses her*
Sheldon: *smacks Riley with a metal pot he happened to be carrying* THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR KISSIN' MY GIRL!
Emily: ... Oh my goodness, what have I gotten myself into.
MeaganIsASynonymForFish. IGoByFish. wrote: "Samantha: YAY! Hi Taylor! I'm Samantha and I'm seven years old!"
Taylor: *a little awkwardly* Hi, Samantha...I'm...15...
Taylor: *a little awkwardly* Hi, Samantha...I'm...15...
Meagan: Those are some interesting characters you got there. Wanna trade?Jennifer: Ahem, what's wrong with the one's you've got here.
Meagan: *nervous* Oh, uh, hi Jen. I, uh, didn't see you there. So, uhm, how long have you been standing there.
Adam: A really long time.
Meagan: Oh, you too, Adam? Heh hehhhh.
Samantha: What are we trading? I wanna trade!
Emily: SHELDON! *tackles Sheldon*Sheldon: OW! What was that for? Gerrof!
Emily: STOP RAMPAGING THIS INSTANT, YOU ADORABLE LITTLE NERD!
Sheldon: NO, YOU'RE GOING TO TAKE MY GOBSTOPPERS AWAY!
Emily: *sighs* Look, it's the new Smart Phone!
Sheldon: *eyes light up* Ooh... *grabs it and runs off*
Emily: *sighs* I know him too well.
Skitts wrote: "MeaganIsASynonymForFish. IGoByFish. wrote: "Samantha: YAY! Hi Taylor! I'm Samantha and I'm seven years old!"Taylor: *a little awkwardly* Hi, Samantha...I'm...15..."
Samantha: Whoooaaaaaa. You're almost as old as my neighbor. That's Jen. She's 16! JEN, JEN, COME MEET TAYLOR! *drags Jen by the arm*
Jennifer: *waves awkwardly* Hi. I'm Jen.
Claire: Sheldon, honey?Riley: Wha--?
Claire: *petting Sheldon's hair* Oh, I'm sorry, am I bothering you?
Riley: *to Sheldon* You're the twerp dating her? Oh, when I kill you--
Sheldon: WHAT? YOU'RE KILLING ME? I'M GOING TO KILL YOU FIRST!
Emily: *facepalm* Riley, that was stupid.
Riley: *purses lips* Yeah, you're right.
Jennifer: *kicks Meagan* Ooops. Didn't see you there.
Emily: *to Megan* Try having these three for a day.
Meagan: They're amusing.Luke: I think I'm amusing to. We should go be amusing in my room.
Meagan: Ewwwww.
Jennifer: Oh, Luke, shut up. SHe is WAYYY out of your league.
Meagan: You think so?
Jennifer: ...Okay, maybe not wayyyyy. But seeing as how he's a character and all.
Meagan: Gee thanks.
Jennifer: *bites lip* Sorryyy.
Sheldon: I HEARD that, Emily!Riley: Can I kill him now?
Claire: NO.
Samantha: Killing is bad, bad, bad. We don't kill other people. You go to JAIL.
Emily: Riley is a serial killer.Claire: *gasps* THE serial killer?!
Riley: Now, now, I can explain--
Sheldon: NO, YOU ARE GOING TO JAIL!
Riley: Now, just let me explain--
Sheldon: MRARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Emily: SHELDON, SHUT UP FOR A MOMENT, YOU ADORABLE TWERP! Riley was killing people out of his love for Claire. I dunno why....
Riley: I have... sensitivity... problems.
Sheldon: AND YOU'RE A SOCIOPATH!
Claire: Oooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhh.... *starts petting Riley's hair
Sheldon: *flabbergasted* Did you not just see that?
Emily: *patting Sheldon's arm* It's alright, it's alright... I'm still available.
Samantha: Ewww, but boys have cooties! Right, Jen?Jennifer: *glances uncomfortably at Luke and Adam* Riiigghhttt.
Adam: That hurts *points to heart* right here, Jen, right here.
MeaganIsASynonymForFish. IGoByFish. wrote: "Skitts wrote: "MeaganIsASynonymForFish. IGoByFish. wrote: "Samantha: YAY! Hi Taylor! I'm Samantha and I'm seven years old!"
Taylor: *a little awkwardly* Hi, Samantha...I'm...15..."
Samantha: Whoo..."
Taylor: Umm. Hi. I'm Taylor.
Taylor: *a little awkwardly* Hi, Samantha...I'm...15..."
Samantha: Whoo..."
Taylor: Umm. Hi. I'm Taylor.
Sheldon: I know what you mean, Adam.Riley: Pft, I know it more than you do.
Sheldon: SHUT UP AND GO BE A DOG AGAIN.
Luke: Hellooo, Taylor. I'm Luke.Adam: Dude, leave her alone.
Jennifer: Don't mind them.
Luke: Yes, you don't mind me, do you, Taylor?
Riley: RUFF, RUFF.Sheldon: ARE YOU MOCKING ME?
Riley: No, but now that you put it that way, yes.
Claire: Oh... dear.
Emily: Amen.
Jennifer: Ehhhh, I think you two need to calm down.
MeaganIsASynonymForFish. IGoByFish. wrote: "Luke: Hellooo, Taylor. I'm Luke.
Adam: Dude, leave her alone.
Jennifer: Don't mind them.
Luke: Yes, you don't mind me, do you, Taylor?"
Taylor: Leave her alone? I. Am. A. BOY.
Adam: Dude, leave her alone.
Jennifer: Don't mind them.
Luke: Yes, you don't mind me, do you, Taylor?"
Taylor: Leave her alone? I. Am. A. BOY.
Adam: *shifts awkwardly* OH. Uhm, I'm sorry.Luke: We just assumed. Because Skitts made you play with Samantha. Ahhh. Uhhh.
Adam: Ahhh, well this is awkward.
Jennifer: *laughs*
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Jeremy: If it was up to me you would've gotten an 100. Let's face it. I'm awesome.
Noel: That's just because I'm awesome.
Jeremy: I'm way more awes..."
Marie: Noel and Jeremy are violent.
Mandy: You don't even know the half of it.
Marie: I believe I do, though. I'm in your head. I see everything you see.
Mandy: Stalker.
Marie: *laughs* Stalker yourself. You've probably stalked No-
Mandy: *loudly says over Marie* Shut up.
Marie: -profile a million times.
Mandy: *slugs Marie*
Marie: Ouch.