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message 101:
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Finley
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Sep 19, 2010 05:17PM
Hawk: I heard your new plot for my story. THAT'S FREAKIN' DISGUSTING! I mean, I can deal with people with no faces, that's fine, but like that? Jeez. That's just gross. Oh, and ypou're gonna make me have nightmares about it too? Gee, thanks.
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Cara: *nods* Characters are so needy
Taylor :*glare*
Cara: Well, you say that you're not depressed, and then you yell at me to get you antidepressants. Make. Up. Your. Mind.
Jess: I don't trust her with pills. Remember what happened to Melissa?
Melissa: Hey, don't bring me into this.
Cara: Taylor was talking to me before you showed up though!
Melissa: But then school started. Face it, this isn't me. It's just proof that school literally sucks your soul.
Taylor :*glare*
Cara: Well, you say that you're not depressed, and then you yell at me to get you antidepressants. Make. Up. Your. Mind.
Jess: I don't trust her with pills. Remember what happened to Melissa?
Melissa: Hey, don't bring me into this.
Cara: Taylor was talking to me before you showed up though!
Melissa: But then school started. Face it, this isn't me. It's just proof that school literally sucks your soul.
Skitts: No faces?! Would this be a story about people who pissed me off and then got their face eaten?
Mitch: Oh, no. Don't even get started on that.
Mitch: Oh, no. Don't even get started on that.
Skitts wrote: "Skitts: No faces?! Would this be a story about people who pissed me off and then got their face eaten?Mitch: Oh, no. Don't even get started on that."
Hawk: No. I anger a spirit by finding a stone and then it starts eating faces, leaving people with no nose and gaping hpoles where the eyes, nose and mouth used to be. Yeah, that's what happens when Sapphire watches Doctor Who: The Idiot's Lantern/The Empty Child and Nine in the same day. GAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHYUCKYUCKYUCKYUCKEWWWWWWWWWWWYUCKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH.
Skitts: *nodding* Sounds pretty sweet.
Mitch: Yeah, because you love Dr. Who. And you eat faces.
Mitch: Yeah, because you love Dr. Who. And you eat faces.
Skitts wrote: "Skitts: *smiles grimly* Mitch wants anti-depressants too."Mandy: *walks in and opens her mouth to speak*
Marie: Lavender works. It's very calming and was used as an anti-depressant. Mandy's doing a science paper on it.
Mandy: *gapes* How did you....
Marie: I know everything. I live in your head. It's not very good for company though. Your head, I mean.
Mandy: You're weird.
Marie: Sure.
Mandy: And plus, the Lavendarlol person I know is anything BUT calming.
Marie: Your Goodreads friend? I'd have to agree with you there. But I was talking about the herb, Lavender.
Mandy: Yeah, but still.
Marie: *shrugs* Anyway, I was just giving Mitch helpful advice.
Lav: HEHEHEHEHEHE! Yeah, I'm a hyperactive person with anger managment issues named after a calming herb. Deal with it.
Josh: And this is why I've never had an interest in being your friend.
Lav: Hey, that's right. We aren't friends! WHY AREN'T WE FRIENDS?
Josh: Um, hello? I just told you why we aren't friends.
Lav: But all my characters love me!
Noel: Says who?
Brooke: Yeah... I mean, I like you, but I wouldn't go as far as love.
Abby: No comment.
Lav: Okay, okay. All my characters like me!
Josh: I don't.
Lav: Yeah, well, you're a jerk.
Josh: Why does everyone say that? I'm only mean to people I don't like. Goodness.
Josh: And this is why I've never had an interest in being your friend.
Lav: Hey, that's right. We aren't friends! WHY AREN'T WE FRIENDS?
Josh: Um, hello? I just told you why we aren't friends.
Lav: But all my characters love me!
Noel: Says who?
Brooke: Yeah... I mean, I like you, but I wouldn't go as far as love.
Abby: No comment.
Lav: Okay, okay. All my characters like me!
Josh: I don't.
Lav: Yeah, well, you're a jerk.
Josh: Why does everyone say that? I'm only mean to people I don't like. Goodness.
Noel: Hi Mandy!
Lav: Oh, so you say hi to her and don't love me?
Noel: Those two things are completely unrelated.
Lav: No they aren't.
Noel: Yes. They are.
Lav: You're such a liar.
Noel: I think I'd know if I was lying or not.
Lav: I think I'd know if you were lying or not. And you're lying.
Noel: You just keep thinking that, Lav.
Lav: I will!
Lav: Oh, so you say hi to her and don't love me?
Noel: Those two things are completely unrelated.
Lav: No they aren't.
Noel: Yes. They are.
Lav: You're such a liar.
Noel: I think I'd know if I was lying or not.
Lav: I think I'd know if you were lying or not. And you're lying.
Noel: You just keep thinking that, Lav.
Lav: I will!
Jeremy: I'm a terribly flat character in a short story Noel is writing for his English class. I like baseball and my dog. Just like my author and I have no friends, just like every other book character in the world.
Jeremy: Suuuuuuure I will. Noel: Suuuuuuuuure he will.
Jeremy: See? I'm Noel.
Noel: See? He's me.
Jeremy: This is a fail.
Noel: This is a fail.
Jeremy: You should really shut up now.
Noel: You should... yeah. You're right.
Noel: That makes me feel better about my poor character development. *sarcastic voice* Jeremy: *pats Mandy on head*
Noel: I love you Jeremy.
Mandy: JEREMY! You're just as bad as Noel! Grrr!Marie: I join the I-Love-You Jeremy club too. Just for that. *laughs*
Mandy: You shouldn't. She is a bad influence on-Marie: I get all my bad influence from you, Mandy. Yes, I think I like you guys too.
Mandy: Grr.....Marie, stealing all my men.
Noel: What other men has she stolen? Jeremy: Me.
Noel: No, Jeremy. Just... no.
Jeremy: Jealous are we?
Noel: NO!
Mandy: I can't be mad long. I forgive Noel. Hullo again!Marie: Of course you do.
Mandy: Not talking to you either.
Marie: Hey Jeremy. What's up?
Marie: I'm pretty good. Bored out of my mind.Mandy: Pineapple.
Marie: Scratch that. I'm going crazy outta my mind with this lunatic. *points to Mandy*
Mandy: Artichoke. My favorite vegetable. Marie: Alright. I'll tease Mandy once I think of a clever thing to say.
Clover: (sat on floor meditating)Tez: *joins Clover, crosses legs in Lotus pose*
Clover:
Me:
Clover:
Me: *sneezes*
Clover: (opens eye and raises one eyebrow)
Me: (quietly) sorry?
Clover:
Me:
Clover:
Me: *sneezes*
Clover: Out.
Tez: *creeps away from Clover* Nice? She's not going to talk to me for days now. Perhaps I should write her a grisly ending or something.Clover: (opening one eye) I heard that.
Talia *bursts into the room*: HELLLOOOO PEOPLE!Rea: I think that girl over there is meditating...
Liz *walk over to Clover*: ARE- YOU- MEDITATING?
Rea: She can hear you fine.
Liz: ARE YOU MEDITATING????!!!?!
Rea:....
Taylor: YOU LITTLE (*censored*) YOU BROUGHT OUT MY BABY PICTURES!
Cara: Technically I only brought out one. But I can show them more if you'd like.
Taylor: SCREW YOU!
Cara: Technically I only brought out one. But I can show them more if you'd like.
Taylor: SCREW YOU!
message 140:
by
Maria [the clockwork creeps on useless lives], Butts butts
(new)
Maria: Elvira? Hello? Are you there? Can you please talk to me?
Elvira: *walks in* *walks out*
Maria: Ah shii.
Elvira: *walks in* *walks out*
Maria: Ah shii.
Cara wrote: "Taylor: YOU LITTLE.....YOU BROUGHT OUT MY BABY PICTURES!Cara: Technically I only brought out one. But I can show them more if you'd like.
Taylor: SCREW YOU!"
Mandy: They were really cute!
Cara: Maria, I feel for you.
Taylor: NO MORE PICTURES. I AM NOT OBSESSED WITH BIG GLASSES ANYMORE.
Taylor: NO MORE PICTURES. I AM NOT OBSESSED WITH BIG GLASSES ANYMORE.
Hawk: *Sigh* Sparrow: Hi.
Hawk: BAWAHAHA!!!!
Sparrow: AHAHA! I scared you! I scared you! Admit it, I scared you!
Hawk: No, you didn't. I was practicing my evil laugh.
Sparrow: Yeah, yeah. Like I haven't heard that a billion times.
Noel: Jeremy got me a 97 on my short story. Jeremy: If it was up to me you would've gotten an 100. Let's face it. I'm awesome.
Noel: That's just because I'm awesome.
Jeremy: I'm way more awesome than you'll ever be.
Noel: I MADE YOU, WHICH MAKES ME THE AWESOMEST!
Jeremy: No, Noel. Just... no.
Noel: I can kill you.
Jeremy: I can kill you.
Noel: No you can't! YOU AREN'T EVEN REAL!
Jeremy: Neither are you.
Noel: Yes I am!
message 146:
by
Maria [the clockwork creeps on useless lives], Butts butts
(new)
Noel wrote: "Noel: Jeremy got me a 97 on my short story.
Jeremy: If it was up to me you would've gotten an 100. Let's face it. I'm awesome.
Noel: That's just because I'm awesome.
Jeremy: I'm way more awes..."
Lol. I'm liking this character.
Jeremy: If it was up to me you would've gotten an 100. Let's face it. I'm awesome.
Noel: That's just because I'm awesome.
Jeremy: I'm way more awes..."
Lol. I'm liking this character.
Skitts: Miranda, I don't know if you should be playing this.
Miranda: Why not?
Skitts: Well, I think you should play the Get to Know Your Author game.
Miranda: But there isn't one of those.
Skitts: True.
Miranda: Why not?
Skitts: Well, I think you should play the Get to Know Your Author game.
Miranda: But there isn't one of those.
Skitts: True.
Clio: Get To Know Your Author would be funny.Me: how so? *raises one eyebrow*
Clio: then I could find out more about you, don't you think? *raises one eyebrow back*
Me: no. I am a mystery.
Clio: There's nothing to stop me shutting up.
Me: except me. I can write you into doing anything. I am in total control of all your actions *evil laugh*
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