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[Jammies]

Combining messages 413 and 414 leads to a very interesting thought...

[Janice]

I made a huge batch of kidney bean chili last night and man has my poo been flufftacular today. I feel like my colon must be sparkling clean!

[Félix]

Absopoopulutely!

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

we're careful to make sure she doesn't look like a tiny whore.

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

the man can't even trust his own pants.

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

I like Phil's bird pictures. (they make me think of peen)

[janine]

Lobstergirl wrote: "the man can't even trust his own pants. "

really? did no one recognize that reference? i'm a little disappointed now.

[Phil]

janine wrote: "Lobstergirl wrote: "the man can't even trust his own pants. "

really? did no one recognize that reference? i'm a little disappointed now."

People can be a little slow, Frank J-9.

[janine]

thank you, phil. you have restored my faith in the human race.

[Félix]

I never saw the movie.

[Sally, la reina]

J-9!!!

[janine]

Larry wrote: "I never saw the movie."

you should. do it now, taxi!

[Félix]

(she called me taxi)

[Jammies]

"You don't have to yell. I'm not blind, you know."

[janine]

Fuck that shit with a butter knife.

[Jim]

That's a good way to ruin a butter knife.

[Félix]

eat the hotdog, it will cure your cravings forgood.

[Félix]

I think its pretty dangerous hitting someone with a cast iron pan. Unless the intent really is to cause brain injury...

[Carol]

Usually I'm a fan of May-December...
Yeah, it's May 1885, December 2010

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

I'm disapointed that this thread is no longer about me.

[Félix]

What pool? You fuckers!

[Félix]

tears in ears are not awwwwww material!

[Jammies]

You people are horrible! But you made my day!

[Janice]

"i let size determine my choice."

[janine]

I'd pay money to eat him

[Sally, la reina]

Fuck that shit. I'm not gonna die for soccer.

[Carol]

*knocks on door of Heidi-hole*

[Phil]

That's what HE said.

[Félix]

There is no slack-cutting at Lobstergirl University.

[[deleted user]]

It's not easy to look smoking hot while flossing.

[Félix]

winterpeen

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

Jeff Bridges. Ahhhhhh. I'm getting horny!

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

the meat is currently digesting in my gut like a baseball mitt.

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

what he lacks in attractiveness, he makes up in disgustingness

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

I hope I can poop.

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

I would like to go out on a limb and just say peppermint can go to hell. If for no other reason, the overwhelming arrogance of that flavor.

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

It's sad that a family can be torn apart by something as simple as a pack of wild dogs.

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

So...you took their bras off while they were sleeping?

[RandomAnthony]

How do you type that much? Do you create word documents?

[RandomAnthony]

Is that a hat for Sweeter's beard?

[Sally, la reina]

No, sometimes he's xenophobic and/or racist and mopey.

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

I heard a monkey was in your refrigerator.

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

an old biker friend I used to know had a cat named Shithead (pronounced "shith-eed").

[Heidi]

Lobstergirl wrote: "an old biker friend I used to know had a cat named Shithead (pronounced "shith-eed"). "

Whoa. Deja Vu (Message 12)

[Jammies]

We're Tweeniuses.

[Lyzzibug ~Still Breathing~]

careful there. You don't want to lose a nipple

[Janice]

"My vagina did a lot of farting at yoga this morning."

[janine]

Woo hoo, I got molested by Jammies!

[Jonathan]

Sarah Pi wrote: "Is her name Chalupa? The chinchilla, not your daughter."

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

maybe I should pretend to be diabetic so that I have an excuse to carry around frosting in my purse.