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[Lobstergirl, el principe]

Can't we just ... tie Larry to the backyard tree and be happy enough?

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

A bath establishes a bedtime ritual/routine that thoroughly bakes in a sense of safety and security in family life. It helps make confident adults.

[Félix]

I'd eat it wrapped in a cabbage leaf.

[Félix]

I prefer laying on my belly near a stream and lapping it up. Of course then my hair gets all wet.

[Jim]

Lobstergirl wrote: "Can't we just ... tie Larry to the backyard tree and be happy enough?"

Always a great idea :-)

[Sally, la reina]

Lobstergirl wrote: "A bath establishes a bedtime ritual/routine that thoroughly bakes in a sense of safety and security in family life. It helps make confident adults. "

Who said this where?

[Félix]

I think I said it -- but I have no clue where or when.

[Sally, la reina]

You did not!

[Félix]

Did so!

[Brittomart]

Did so!

[Félix]

It was here:
http://www.goodreads.com/topic/show/2...

#100.

[smetchie]

And he's right. But I still don't give my kids a bath every night. We have other stuff we do each night that creates the ritual.

[Sally, la reina]

Well, aren't you grandfatherly.

[Félix]

Well, aren't you grandfatherly.

[Phil]

My seven year old gets a bath or shower whenever he looks dirty enough to bother. Or on Saturday. Whichever comes first.

[Jim]

.I wouldn't want to have nasty puss leaking from me thanks!

[Félix]

There is really too much jisim in TC today.

[Félix]

Oh, so super erect, but unspent. Like blue balls for the nineteenth century?

[Félix]

Well, women are the much smarter gender, and more able to fend for themselves

[Félix]

Hey, who got vanilla yogurt all over...oh ewwww that's not yogurt is it?

[Félix]

Men are good at yard work.

[Félix]

I'm still very quiet and reserved overall shy in public. I don't like talking to new people until I've felt the waters.

[Félix]

I love the sun it just makes me happy.

[Félix]

Paper condoms have been known to have less than a 1% success rate.

[janine]

i always open this thread first.

[Michele]

janine wrote: "i always open this thread first."

Me too.

[Félix]

ooooh, bbq flavor

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

Sally wrote: "Lobstergirl wrote: "A bath establishes a bedtime ritual/routine that thoroughly bakes in a sense of safety and security in family life. It helps make confident adults. "

Who said this where?"

I can't remember...

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

Larry wrote: "I think I said it -- but I have no clue where or when."

Oh, maybe it was Larry.

[Sally, la reina]

I have a feeling it might have been. Dunno why.

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

mainly it was ejaculation, my friends, ejaculation.

Courtesy of Rebecca.

(I'm hearing this in the voice of John McCain.)

[Félix]

I take it you weren’t impressed by the Marie Callender's Fall Fisting Festival?

[[deleted user]]

Barb wrote: "I just wish Clark would stop being so wishy-washy and get some real opinions."


OK, I can take a hint.

[Sally, la reina]

Yeah, no stopping being you, buddy.

[Jim]

You can't stop being you Clark, because Phil is already taken!

[Kevin]

yeah but it would be fun to be clark for a day

[Félix]

yeah but it would be fun to be clark for a day

[Jim]

That Larry - directionally challenged.

[[deleted user]]

Kevin "El Liso Grande" wrote: "yeah but it would be fun to be clark for a day"

One of the twins fell down the steps last night. Sound like fun? Then come on over.

[Félix]

Shit! Fuck me! Stupid comment removed to avoid complete embarrassment.

[Félix]

RA is holding it and waving it around.

[Félix]

Never. I hate that shit, and refuse to inflict it on anyone else.

[Félix]

My hair looks like an old wasp's nest sometimes.

[Félix]

I don't any more. Please stop glaring.

[Félix]

I've got a nosey eye.

[Sally, la reina]

What did Barb say?

[Félix]

345, 347, 348.

[Félix]

... those FB bastards.

[Sally, la reina]

I'm wondering about 342 and 343.

[Brittomart]

Oh crap I have no more memory.