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[Lobstergirl, el principe]

We're just waiting for everyone to bathe.

[Félix]

Life is so full of mysteries.

[Félix]

Barb! Put on your glasses! They're huge.

[Michele]

please feel free to notice/admire/criticize my new avatar that I finally figured out how to post with a lot of help from the good people of goodreads and "How to use the Internet Safely for Seniors 'For Dummies" and my sister in law who told me what a right click was and how to use it.

[Félix]

Please notice Michele's new avatar. I am in my blue period. the avatar is subject to change If I can manage to follow the direction once again. thanks everybody for all your help and expertise.

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

I did a yoga class at the Y, but the class consisted of twenty year old girls and me, and I felt all kinds of pervy.

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

nobody can make you feel pervy without your consent.

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

A woman I grew up with moved to a community in California which was home to many dwarf actors. There, the town was built to accomodate her size, and she was accepted as herself .... (She went on to play an Ewok.)

[Félix]

i have never smelt a whore so i have no idea what a whore smells like.

[Félix]

What smetchie said.

[Félix]

Girls could still wear dresses, just not ones that show the bottom of their butt cheeks.

[Félix]

I'm pretty sure I've never smelled another person's nose.

[Michele]

Larry wrote: "Girls could still wear dresses, just not ones that show the bottom of their butt cheeks."

well,well. we finally agree on something. red letter day isn't it?

[Félix]

I'm REAL big on taking pills.

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

God, I'm having a Jimmy Carter-type confession here.

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

Nigella's more cleavage-y than most people, Gus.

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

Reviews? There are reviews on this site?

[Félix]

>:F

[RandomAnthony]

The second picture just looks sexual to me.

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

Why is everyone avoiding mention of their nipple rings and clitoris piercings?

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

"Panties" is an ugly word. Somebody come up with a better one.

[Félix]

I agree...The Thing is pretty frickin' scary.

[Félix]

A couple of nights ago, I could have told you about the pickle tickle if I had logged onto the computer. Now, it's all a bit fuzzy.

[Félix]

No, she skeeves me, and all the rumors are he's gay.

[Félix]

I'm a wannabe Apple whore.

[Félix]

Generic jelly is plain nasty.

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

There are some cracker comments

[Félix]

I'm all for posting body parts ... within reason.

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

that's the way i am about bologna. i just can't be responsible for my actions after eating some

[Félix]

Not sure I cotton to that hair, but the legs are lookin' fine!

[Félix]

i don't really knit, but i love the socks my grandmother knitted for me, especially now that winter is here.

[Heidi]

Larry wrote: ">:F"

:D

[Félix]

Did this girl just raise her hand and suggest that poverty is the reason why some people are schizophrenic?

[Michele]

this thread always makes me laugh.

[Félix]

One of my classmates was lying on the floor, and it was hard not to stare at the bulge in his pants.

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

Oh, Larry. Head on over to the TMI thread to unburden yourself.

[Félix]

Ha!

[Félix]

You've got something against hermaphrodites?

[Félix]

I feel like I shouldn't be posting naked in this thread.

[Félix]

They're all in Heidi's closet. She takes them all.

[Sally, la reina]

Wait! Does my ear have a vagina that I don't know about?

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

ass expansion is an affliction I suffer from too.

[Félix]

If it's long enough, it might trap other things that could keep you warm...like a family of sparrows, maybe.

[Félix]

Easier just to have a Canada goose sit on your face.

[Félix]

Stretched here on the floor, between you and me.

[Brittomart]

That sounds so sexual

[Félix]

Which?

[Brittomart]

Ha, you have a point.

[Sally, la reina]

The juxtaposition is rather unfortunate; it calls to mind avian cunnilingus occurring between two twin size beds.

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

This fucking outhouse is amazing! Have you tried the outhouse? You have to. You're not gonna believe how great it is!