Post your favorite decontextualized TC quotes here

[Sally, la reina]

mmmmm, bacon!

[Jim]

Larry wrote: "*watches as it whizzes over Michele's head*"

So we have flying penises now? If there was ever incentive to keep my mouth shut this may be it.

[Sally, la reina]

::digs frantically in TC closet for butterfly net::

[Sally, la reina]

::whistles::

[Phil]

Sally caught a whistling penis!

[RandomAnthony]

(I mean as long as it's alright with the other person of course. I didn't mean to sound like you should just point to someone and go "YOU! You shall be my spouse. I have spoken. Let it be done.)

[Félix]

It's a tit-access thing. Can't really get to them with a hug from the front. Also makes for great neck nibbling.

[Félix]

... well they just look better on boys, sorry for my fellow girls out there, it is what it is.

[Félix]

Yup. :D 'cept mine is red and fuzzy.

[Félix]

::quickly slides from in front of Phil::

[Félix]

No, just self aware.

[Phil]

Well it certainly means it has balls!

[janine]

or it's overcompensating.

[Félix]

Over compenisating.

[Félix]

i like them, i should buy some when i go to the supermarket.

[Jim]

Are you quoting or looking to buy whistling penises Larry?

[Félix]

quoting

[Jim]

Just wondering, I was ok with it either way.

[Janice]

"I'm male, my sisters are female."

[Michele]

Braised penis anyone? maybe in a nice ginger sauce? Maybe I need a butterfly net.

[Heidi]

What a shitty job it would be to be a TSA agent and have to feel testicles all day.

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

having a couple of strange men in the house all day was not as much fun as it used to be when I was younger.

[Michele]

Lobstergirl wrote: "having a couple of strange men in the house all day was not as much fun as it used to be when I was younger."

why not?

[Kevin]

I got tusked in Africa last December..

[Félix]

why not?

[Félix]

What Misha said.

[Félix]

I've never been to the lake, Michele.

[Michele]

Larry wrote: "I've never been to the lake, Michele."

which lake haven't you been to, Larry?If you are ever in NH try Newfound Lake.

[Félix]

That's okay Gail, Australian related crap is way cooler than Texas related crap!

[Félix]

Snaps!

[RandomAnthony]

or do like the rest of us and download a pic of a complete stranger and say it is you

[Sally, la reina]

And next morning your books have to take the walk of shame...



So good it deserves a double post.

[Félix]

So good it deserves a double post.

[Sally, la reina]

Jackassery, I tell you, on my part.

[Félix]

When RA gets drunk he gets all loosey goosey with the commas.

[Félix]

I don't care about meaningless award shoes.

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

Reminds me of a stripper I met once. He was sorta pretty from a distance but up close he had chest stubble and smelled weird.

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

I enjoy the smell of my used dental floss.

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

i have a nipple story, but it's painful and weird and not my story.

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

reminds me of the time I pooped in the elevator of the Disneyland Hotel.

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

That reminds me of those giant cloth strips that dangled from a metal box. I always have thought that those resemble too strongly a pair of men's underwear stretched through a pasta maker for me to really like drying my hands on them.

[Félix]

Book book.

[Félix]

no regrets, he'll use the information he gathers for his home invasions

[Michele]

I don't mind cooking the thanksgiving dinner but I wish the mess it causes would just magically disappear without any effort on my part. I get to strip the carcas and get rid of what is left (no, we do not eat carcass soup) and put away the leftovers (there weren't any this year).

[Kevin]

i'm not sure that everyone understands the deal with this thread...

[Félix]

i'm not sure that everyone understands the deal with this thread...

[Kevin]

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

[Scout]

"^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^"

Remember that game we played as kids where we would drive the other crazy by repeating everything he said? (I can guess what's coming).

[Michele]

Kevin "El Liso Grande" wrote: "i'm not sure that everyone understands the deal with this thread..."

OK, Kevin: please feel free to expound on "the deal with this thread". I am all ears..and eyes tor to read you with my dear.

[Félix]

hee hee