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[Lobstergirl, el principe]

Sally wrote: "Hey LG! Who said the Hobo's throat one? Was that me?"

I think so.

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

topic: "No Saturday Delivery" closer to reality/Gus guesses what people do for a living, just like a deranged carinval barker (101 posts) Apr 15, 2010 12:50pm
Sally
message by Sally :

Heidi! Help me! I have an uncontrollable urge to put my tongue in a hobo's throat!

[Félix]

I, like Phil, like oral.

[Scout]

Hee. Gives Ken a prize for the longer post I've ever seen in my life

[[deleted user]]

Larry wrote: "Last time I was at Costco I did not see one single thing I found even mildly tempting."


Me either, except for the exit.

[Sally, la reina]

I can't decide whom I love more: LG or Heiderson.

[Félix]

Wait ... I didn't say that.

[Félix]

I did say that. Because it's true.

[Phil]

I have to spit it out after five minutes. The five minutes are good.

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

it's much much more than ass!

[Knarik]

Kevin "El Liso Grande" wrote: "joan, please feel free the add to the threats"

[Michele]

TO RA: It's what you think/believe you look like vs.how you actually look like. e.g.I am 5' tall and 10 yrs ago, I weight 183 lbs. now I weigh 126 but every time I look in the mirror I see the 183 lb.version...I'm still losing weight or trying to and someday hope to see a thin me in the mirror.

[janine]

I always love to show off my furballs.

[Félix]

Does it taste like ass?

[Carol]

That sounds like my shitballs!

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

I'd sit in front of my grandfather after he'd been working in his garden all day and peel his legs. He seemed concerned that I might only be doing it to be nice, but I really enjoyed doing it!

[RandomAnthony]

for a childless spinster, I've seen far too much poo, and have no intention of working with it.

[Michele]

big brother is watching you.

[Michele]

"I have miles to go before I sleep"

[Michele]

It's been a Robert Frost kind of day

[Sally, la reina]

eager to be vaginally groped

[Michele]

"...it starts when we say no and mean it.."

[smetchie]

Dear smetchie,

Would you like some thick-cut bacon?

[Michele]

"...life is a tale told by an idiot..."

[Phil]

I will not rape Tim Geithner.

[Kevin]

LG: i have done it every which way

[Jammies]

Aww, I've been quoted twice!

[Félix]

... I guess making forty little round balls won't be too bad.

[Michele]

"...it starts with each and everyone of us..."

[Michele]

I love this thread. It makes me laugh and laughter is a great gift. so thank you all. but especially LG and RA...how do i get a tag like painfully awkward,sally? by the way you missed out. today was crepe day and they came out really good with that apple compote. I made a huge batch so there are leftovers for my family to heat in the microwave during the week.

[RandomAnthony]

Rizzo is very pretty. If you like guys.

(Heh. You do realize, Michele, that you're supposed to copy quotes from TC you like here, right? Not quotes in general?)

[Félix]

*smiles*

[Brittomart]

Michele, since I am often too IGNORED when I ask the question about the tag, I think you have to be a mod in order to get one.

[Félix]

Michele, since I am often too IGNORED when I ask the question about the tag, I think you have to be a mod in order to get one.

[RandomAnthony]

Michele, since I am often too IGNORED when I ask the question about the tag, I think you have to be a mod in order to get one.

(I seriously have no idea how to answer this question, by the way.)

[Sally, la reina]

Britt-Britt wrote: "Michele, since I am often too IGNORED when I ask the question about the tag, I think you have to be a mod in order to get one."

What?

[Félix]

What?

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

to me a movie is for pure entertainment...like chinese food

[Janice]

I can be if it will help me get some think-cut bacon."

[Félix]

... sucks you in like a warm dream on a summer night.

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

RA, your comment sounds like so many women's introduction to anal sex.

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

This topic is sad and gross.

(says Sally, in a topic she started.)

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

i associate sex with yoko ono singing because that's what it sounds like when two alley cats are getting it on outside my window at night

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

I think that Arminius and RA are living in some twisted time warp gender boundary dimension in which RA is the wife and Arminius is the beer guzzling opinion having barca lounger dad.

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

it's interesting that the penis types so precisely.

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

I find nothing funny about farting. It actually makes me angry.

[Michele]

to RA: when one of you says something worth quoting, I may just do that. oops! sorry, if I hurt your feelings. Bacon anyone?

[Félix]

Yeah she's not even big enough for a muff.

[Michele]

Lobstergirl wrote: "it's interesting that the penis types so precisely. "

Lobstergirl wrote: "I find nothing funny about farting. It actually makes me angry. "

whose penis knows how to type?

[Félix]

*watches as it whizzes over Michele's head*