Post your favorite decontextualized TC quotes here

[RandomAnthony]

You guys who are intimidated by too much booby need to face your fears.

[RandomAnthony]

In fact, I detest this piece to such a degree, and find its remorseless stupidity so egregiously loathsome that I won’t be satisfied until I’ve beaten the author to a gelatinous pulp in a Walmart parking lot.

[RandomAnthony]

Did you cut and paste that from your porn folder?

[Kevin]

I'd be up for polygamy, Gail

[RandomAnthony]

I got intoxicated on the ground after we landed. That's when they were teaching us about ballooning. I don't like to learn.

[RandomAnthony]

I went out in my pj's last week. I can report that I was not thinking about whether I was looking sexy.

[Félix]

get it a leash.

[Kevin]

I can't put my finger on it KD ...

[janine]

I always carve cats

[Félix]

Just the dry humping flu? That must be a relief.

[Félix]

I do. You?

[Félix]

*snort*

[Carol]

I gotta have my drawers.

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

there is a gigantic fucking duck

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

I love any excuse to run around in the woods without clothes.

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

I can't wait to be old. Old people get away with everything.

[Félix]

I hate Barney. Clark, I support you!

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

The worst house smells I've ever experienced are tied for first:

1. smelled like Campbell's Bean with Bacon soup
2. smelled like a dog latrine

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

A couple years ago, I was moving furniture for them since they were getting new carpet and found a balled up pair of nylons behind couch. Grandpa said "I just peeled them off your grandma and let them fly!" I didn't visit them for a while after that.

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

they were climbing into the oversized tub in matching leopard print lingerie.

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

You really should, especially since you live in a dairy wonderland.

[RandomAnthony]

book humping does not necessarily mean book reading

[Félix]

Sex?!! I always heard that it contributes to a svelte physique.

[Janice]

This made me snort out iced tea.

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

Can you match my fine smelling pee? Bring it!

[RandomAnthony]

Yeah but then we decided that shipping unmarried Indian women to Amsterdam was just too costly

[Kevin]

Must be the camera angle, Larry

[Kevin]

I ♥ anis.

[RandomAnthony]

They made you bionic?

[smetchie]

Kevin "El Liso Grande" wrote: "I ♥ anis."

Thanks for getting me, Kev.

[Félix]

as long as you guys don't show up in a Cialis commercial the bubble baths are fine...

[[deleted user]]

The most disturbing thing about this thread is that more than one person defined older woman as 35-40. I'm going to go open a vein now. Thanks people

[RandomAnthony]

It just makes me think of butt germs.

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

My bran isn't functioning well enough

[RandomAnthony]

Does this make my dog a sissy?

[RandomAnthony]

Rugby is hot.

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

Heidi! Help me! I have an uncontrollable urge to put my tongue in a hobo's throat!

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.

[ms.petra]

Despite my constant rants about my daughters (who have just had an 11th Circle of Hell named in their honor by the Vatican), I wouldn't trade my life now for another kick at the cat.

[ms.petra]

I hate seeing the phrases "sex toy" and "crab shack" in the same story

[RandomAnthony]

Oh, give me a break. We're talking religion now? WTF is going on?

[Sally, la reina]

Hey LG! Who said the Hobo's throat one? Was that me?

[RandomAnthony]

this ain't farmville son

Oh, wait! Barb posted that one already!

[RandomAnthony]

at least that person's talking to someone, and not crazy.

[Phil]

RA said: I swallow it, too.

[Félix]

Last time I was at Costco I did not see one single thing I found even mildly tempting.

[Félix]

fuckers.

[Jammies]

turn off any kind of broadcast devices before you get it on.

[Heidi]

RandomAnthony wrote: "God love you, Jim. May he bless your loins a thousand times over. "

:D

[Heidi]

Sally wrote: "Hey LG! Who said the Hobo's throat one? Was that me?"

I'm guessing Gus said that one.