Post your favorite decontextualized TC quotes here

[Susan]

Why are you wearing my underoos?

[Chris]

"The only thing those briefs are missing is mistletoe."

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

I'd eat broken glass to be able to have sex with him.

[Susan]

She jumps on her couch just thinking about him.

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

I had a boyfriend in college that smelled like something... I could never put my finger on it.

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

I like a nice, ripe armpit with a slight note of dryer sheets, myself.

[Félix]

The bigger the hazelnuts, the better.

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

I'm taken aback by babies that are so rotund that their thighs are nearly bigger than my own.

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

Babies (to me) look like tomatoes with limbs and facial features like eyes, noses and mouths.

[Félix]

But you to have to lay something.

[Félix]

. . . ours were very old and I may have used pliers to first loosen then finished the job with my hands.

[Félix]

I can honestly say it is one of the best things I have put in my mouth.

[Phil]

I would choose the Buttfuck option.

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

Well, there no sense in showering if you're not going to change underwear.

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

Sally, not to worry, I no longer bathe every day either.

[Félix]

Hey! Put that thing away!

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

We can settle this with hand sanitizer and lawyers.

[Félix]

I want a veggie whopper.

[Susan]

"But, every time I see him he's just as hard as ever! Amazing."

[janine]

TWSS

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

I really don't believe that eliminating fishnet Barbie would solve our societal ills. Whatever she's wearing she can still be stripped down and mashed up against Ken for "sex".

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

It's times like this that make me glad Ken has no genitals.

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

I mean, I'm from the south, and I don't just eat stuff that's batter-dipped and fried. I don't fry my water.

[Félix]

I would go with Pussy Control over Erotic City, myself.

[Félix]

Don't they make a static noise if they're too close when turned on?

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

For some reason fruit salad makes me think of semen.

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

I'll procreate if we really have to.