Post your favorite decontextualized TC quotes here

[Sally, la reina]

Oh, Sally.ust.

[Phil]

All I got out of this is that you hate dick, Stina. You HATE dick.

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

I've seen heliotrope colored penis before.

[Cheri]

"Zardoz tosses the salad."

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

I'm feeling a little disturbed right now, has anyone else seen this yellow book commercial where the family sits down to a whole chicken dinner and the chicken begins to pulsate...turns out there is a baby kitten inside the cooked chicken and crawls out while the family is looking in disgust...

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

I don't think I digest pine nuts very well. They show up whole in my poo.

Well you have to chew them...

I rarely chew my food.

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

why does my spell check not believe that vagina can be plural? Has it never seen a ladies golf tournament?

[~Geektastic~]

why does my spell check not believe that vagina can be plural? Has it never seen a ladies golf tournament?

This may be my favorite quote ever.

[Phil]

Golfers have multiple vaginas?

[Jim]

Phil wrote: "Golfers have multiple vaginas?"

Phil - to the ficus.

[Phil]

Is that where the golfers are?

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

You won't know until you go back there.

[[deleted user]]

Phil wrote: "Golfers have multiple vaginas?"

Tiger Woods has.

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

I would pay good money to set off an M-80 outside of Terminal Coffee and see all of you spill your drinks and drop your books.

[Jammies]

"Oh no. It's all fun and games until someone ends up in a cone."

[Cynthia]

HA!

[janine]

I was just going to post that here!

[[deleted user]]

Jim wrote: "Phil wrote: "Golfers have multiple vaginas?"

Phil - to the ficus."

Is this why Phil has taken up golf?

[Phil]

It's certainly why I more closely eyeball the women I see on the course.

[Mark]

Lobstergirl wrote: "why does my spell check not believe that vagina can be plural? Has it never seen a ladies golf tournament? "

I think that rather depends on how one is forming the plural. There are common misconceptions.

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

Just to be clear, Sally said that. I was merely requoting her.

[Mark]

I'm aware LG you've told me that several times now. Just be happy that you always pick out ones that interest me without having seen the original.

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

Mark wrote: "I'm aware LG you've told me that several times now."

I have? In this thread? No.

[Mark]

Yes...you have been telling me this over the entire time that I have been on Gr. I am also including the time before I stopped using Gr for a good while too.

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

What has been? What has been what?

[Cynthia]

Mark wrote: "I'm aware LG you've told me that several times now. Just be happy that you always pick out ones that interest me without having seen the original."

What's that, Mr. Mark?

[Sally, la reina]

LG has repeatedly told Mark that I said it?

[Cynthia]

Now I am so confused.

And apparently we are a cult.

[Cynthia]

Mark wrote: "I'm aware LG you've told me that several times now. Just be happy that you always pick out ones that interest me without having seen the original."

Mark, are you Kyle in disguise?

[Mark]

It was not always your quotes, sally. Who is Kyle?

[Sally, la reina]

Yes, Mark. I'm not the only one quoted in this thread. That is right.
What we're asking is what is the "this" Lg is "always" telling you on Gr?

[Mark]

That when I reply to her posts of quotes from other people that they are not hers.

[Sally, la reina]

She doesn't seem to appreciate non-de-contextualized posts in this thread, is all.

[Sally, la reina]

She is over 80, after all .

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

Sally is over 90. That's why she talks so much about her bowel movements. When you're that age, it's a relief just to be able to generate one.

[Sally, la reina]

If I was over 90 they'd happen inside my Depends.

[Jammies]

"Aren't the BIG ones more fun?"

[[deleted user]]

I missed this thread!

[[deleted user]]

Phil, you have more interesting underwear than I do. *sigh*

[Jammies]

It's Phil, it's all Phil's fault.

[Phil]

"I may have been doing it in a dream but don't remember it." -- Larryx

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

Obviously, the dirt that is picked up by a slice of bologna landing flat on the floor vs a cracker is vastly different.

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

Dysentary build character.

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

*unfollows this discussion

[Phil]

I'm really just good for finding underwear stuff.

[[deleted user]]

he once roared with the windows open. I think it was the only time he'd ever complimented her

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

Is there ball sucking in there?

[Phil]

I stood in the coffee aisle the other day while a lady was grinding her beans just to smell that very scent.

[Jammies]

Thank you, Ikea monkey.

[Susan]

I cannot swallow bananas.