Post your favorite decontextualized TC quotes here

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

I've never been so turned on that I felt the need to have sex on a pile of trash.

"I know my house is right over there but I just can't wait that long..."

[Jammies]

The devil is in D.C. And he's a city planner.

[Sally, la reina]

Did you do that on purpose Jammies?

[Heidi]

Sally wrote: "Did you do that on purpose Jammies?"

WHOA! Creepy! And awesome! :D

(HI SALLY!!!)

[Sally, la reina]

HEIDERSON!

[Heidi]

Sally wrote: "HEIDERSON!"

I miss you, Sally! We just miss each other all the time, it seems.

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

People could touch my food with their feet if they wanted to. "Disease-ridden fingers" is a concept that has never entered my mind.

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

I've honestly asked them to pull all of my teeth and give me a set of dentures in exchange for never having to go again.

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

@ Ken: can I call you Kendra once we get to know each other a bit more?

[Sally, la reina]

i don't like the phrases pearl-clutchers and side-boob in the same sentence even

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

I don't dig padded toilet seats to begin with. I don't sit on a toilet seat for marathon lengths of time (well unless I'm in the bathroom crying or reading but seriously I despise padded seats) as it is. You do your business, clean yourself, lift the cheeks off the seat and go. Padded means eventual cracking. Has anyone seen a cracked, padded toilet seat? I have. You run from them.

[Jammies]

For want of a comma, Soylent Green?

[~Geektastic~]

Nothing needs to be narrated by a Jack Russell.

[janine]

I know what it's like when you need some.

[Lee]

When you have a housemate, instead of a wife,like I do.....so do I , janine.

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

I'm confused - you'd like to bite Thomas Paine?!!

[Scout]

Yeah, there's a whole category of WTF about the long standing tendency of medical research to treat women as if they were short men with weird genitals.

Bun!!!

[Phil]

Well, you have to admit, those things are a little odd.

[Sally, la reina]

I don't approve of the way Jean Cocteau holds his kitty.

[janine]

I was wondering how long it would take for someone to post it here.

[Jammies]

As long as it comes with cheese, it must be OK.

[Lee]

I'll believe 7 inches when I see it.

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

I don't care for novelty chocolate shapes myself.

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

I'll eat all of your rejects.

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

Lame, ladies, lame!

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

I have an image of hairy British balls inside a pair of grandma white satin underpants, for some reason.

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

I'm not a boob person at all. I don't get the fascination.

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

What about barnyard porn? Is that acceptable?

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

Here's the thing about animal porn. I'm not sure it's abuse if the animals are enjoying it.

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

Do you declare your Grape Nuts at the border?

[evie]

Lobstergirl wrote: "Do you declare your Grape Nuts at the border?"

:)

[Jammies]

**Was hoping to make it into the decontextualized quotes thread. Going to check now.**

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

I was new to the group ... I thought maybe I can't say tit.

[Heidi]

Barb, was that you?

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

That was evie.

[Sally, la reina]

Shoot, I did a google image search for "tit" hoping to get a bird. Instead I broke the googles and probably flagged myself as a porn looker with some national database. Shoot.

[~Geektastic~]

Sally wrote: "Shoot, I did a google image search for "tit" hoping to get a bird. Instead I broke the googles and probably flagged myself as a porn looker with some national database. Shoot."

Sure, Sally. That's why you looked up tit on google. Uh huh. (Isn't the bird called a titmouse?)

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

Sally wrote: "Shoot, I did a google image search for "tit" hoping to get a bird. Instead I broke the googles and probably flagged myself as a porn looker with some national database. Shoot."

Is this someone's decontextualized quote?

[Sally, la reina]

No. It isn't.


I just actually metaphorically slung bird shit all over the thread. Is that ok with you, hall monitor?

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

Not really.

[Sally, la reina]

::scoots self ficus in front of self::

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

Oh, you're self-correcting. I like that.

[Sally, la reina]

::peeks::

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

A timeout should be one minute for every year old you are.

[Jonathan]

On a tree by a river a little tom-tit
Sang "Willow, titwillow, titwillow!"
And I said to him, "Dicky-bird, why do you sit
Singing Willow, titwillow, titwillow'?"
"Is it weakness of intellect, birdie?" I cried,
"Or a rather tough worm in your little inside?"
With a shake of his poor little head, he replied,
"Oh, willow, titwillow, titwillow!"

W. S. Gilbert

[~Geektastic~]

Leave it to Jonathan to class up the joint. (Ok, I won't flood this with non-detextualized posts anymore, and I will voluntarily join Sally and the ficus for 27 minutes).

[Sally, la reina]

Yay!

::cracks Amber a cold Michelbob::

[~Geektastic~]

I lied about the flooding, it seems.

Mmmm, michelbob.

[Lee]

Hmmm....bob for Michel?

[~Geektastic~]

Bob for apples?