Post your favorite decontextualized TC quotes here

[janine]

From the topic 'Is [blank] getting easier?'

I go hot and cold on [blank]. Either I'm on fire, nailing every category, or I totally suck.

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

Their unchecked macking is a danger to us all.

[~Geektastic~]

I have totally hopped on the Magnum Wagon!

[Félix]

I think the trick is to put it in context - find a picture of someone eating one?

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

We watch the ladies walk by (he likes to shake his head when he sees the polygamists).

[Scout]

after becoming cross-eyed reading about farting vaginas, spam, sidecar riding, pretty eyed cows and uncle bob, i finally found a reference to 'TWSS'. SHIT!!

[[deleted user]]

Holding it firmly while I think of ripping away the flimsy paper that separates me from the bulging contents inside.

[Lee]

"They say that marriages are made in heaven. But, so is thunder and lighning..." **

** just a favorite of mine

[[deleted user]]

Barb wrote: "Clark, were you a pretty girl, and we were in high school, I would ask you to the prom."

I may be cheap, but RA has a surprise headed his way: I'm not easy.

[Jim]

Yes you are Clark, any thinking to the contrary and you are just fooling yourself!

[Jammies]

I went to an Al Gore rally and his butt ran past me.

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

It was big! That's why I noticed.

[Janice]

"I gotta get me some."

[Jammies]

Lobstergirl wrote: "It was big! That's why I noticed."

Annnnnnnnd here's another one! *chortling*

[Phil]

Lobstergirl wrote: "It was big! That's why I noticed."

TWSS

[Jammies]

Beat you to it, Phil. :p

[Sally, la reina]

There's a fine line between "make yourself stand out" and "look like a loon."

[Janice]

"I think I broke my pooper with all those White Russains"

[RandomAnthony]

All of you are pregnant.

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

why am i being executed? i'm dutch, we don't do that.

[~Geektastic~]

Takes on 20 white Russians in an evening.

[[deleted user]]

A reuben may as well be a pile of shit and Thousand Island sandwiched between two dirty socks.

[Lee]

LG, said, "fresh from the pot."

TMI

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

Flowerpot, Lee. You know, them fired clay things filled with dirt.

[Lee]

Oh...OK. My bad! :)

[Phil]

The Lobster Pot.

[Jammies]

Phil wrote: "The Lobster Pot."

She has a prescription!

[Félix]

For lobster?

[Janice]

"Sir, my vagina right now is like a fax machine without paper. Nothing is coming in or out."

[Mark]

That last one was collaborative but thanks Janice.

[Janice]

That's the one that had me literally laughing out loud. Good thing I'm alone at the office.

[Mark]

Indeed! I'm home watching telly so I can be as loud, boisterous and inappropriate as I damn well fucking please and no one can tell me any different.

[Cynthia]

Holy Mother of Christ on a stick. I am so embarrassed to be fricking Facebook friends with fricking Michelle Bachman. I must be looped.

[Mark]

It's hard and exciting all at the same time.~Leslie

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

Maybe I'm too poor for this thread, but if someone randomly shoved a twenty down my pants, I'd take it.

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

People's faces show so much more than they think. Especially when they're hungry/thirsty/horny/tired.

[Janice]

"IMHO "trying to teach my middle finger to fly up there to the hyphen" sounds dirty."

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

He needs to be slapped. It will make him a better person.

[Cynthia]

What are you, the Rain Man of TC?

[janine]

Don't fret Phil, my fingers are all over the place here ...

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

DO NOT HAVE SEX WITH YOUR Doppelganger. I can't stress that enough.

[Félix]

Gotta admit, it was good. Big. Very filling.

[janine]

I am all for rabbit holes...I use mine often!

[Phil]

I like red and soft things (neither applies if the thing in question is a penis)

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

When I was younger, I used to eat meals composed exclusively of...

...canned corn mixed with sour cream...

...or bread dipped in Kraft Catalina salad dressing...

...or American "cheese" slices wrapped around pickles.

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

I want to roll around naked in ketchup.

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

If he rolls around naked in Miracle Whip and then in ketchup, he'd be pink.

[RandomAnthony]

a TV reporter was going around asking the protesters, "Who peed and pooped? Who peed and pooped?"

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

I will trick you into entering a church basement in the midwest to eat casseroles after services. You will be sorry. Sorry, I tell you!

[~Geektastic~]

oh my sweet evil Jesus for the love of soup where the hell did you get that picture???