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The Fox Princess (thefoxprincess) | 91 comments You just list weird and gross ways to die. I threaten my friends like this all of the time (just playing around of course) and it's hilarious!



1) I'm going to rip out your intestines and boil them and suck out your blood and warm it up and then I'm going to put the blood sauce on top of the intestine noodles and then pull out your eyeballs and put the eyeball meatballs on top of the blood sauce and intestine noodles and then grind your bones on top of it and make parmesean bones and call it cannibal speghetti and then eat it...


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Poindextεrr. (carpe_diem) | 933 comments 2) I kill you.


The Fox Princess (thefoxprincess) | 91 comments 3) I'm going to pull out all of your teeth and paint them like candy corn and give them out to children on Halloween and then skin you alive and hang your skeleton outside my house as a decoration.


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lol!!!

4) I eat you alive then I puck out your guts then I eat that again then I poop you out then I eat that!!! Totally digesting!!!!!!!


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Poindextεrr. (carpe_diem) | 933 comments 5) I shoot you.


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Poindextεrr. (carpe_diem) | 933 comments 6) "Avada Kedavra"


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hehe, Voldamort is kinda kool, don't you think?!?!
XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD


*Mrs. Brightside* 7) Im gonna put a leather mask over your face so you won't be able to breath


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8) I throw a glass at you and it shatters and you get so injured that you die. MWUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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The Fox Princess (thefoxprincess) | 91 comments 9) I'm going to suck out your blood and refridgerate it and freeze your body and affter its frozen solid shove it through a wood chipper and then blend your blood and body pieces and drink you like a smoothie!


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((.....interesting.....))


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((yeah...))


message 13: by [deleted user] (last edited Sep 17, 2010 03:11PM) (new)

The Fox Princess wrote: "9) I'm going to suck out your blood and refridgerate it and freeze your body and affter its frozen solid shove it through a wood chipper and then blend your blood and body pieces and drink you like a smoothie!"

(( New! Human Smoothie! Give us a call at 573-123-3211 if you find a dead body and bring it to us! Or, voluteer to make one yourself! )) (( Note: The phone number is not real, not that I know of, so please don't make a prank call with it. Thank you.))


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The Fox Princess (thefoxprincess) | 91 comments Ha ha...


Queen Susan the Gentle (highqueensusanofcairparavel) 11) Jump out of an airplane without your parachute


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The Fox Princess (thefoxprincess) | 91 comments I like #10!!!!!!!!


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me to...lol


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what kind of dancing?


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The Fox Princess (thefoxprincess) | 91 comments Teach me how to Dougie teach me teach me how to Dougie...

No you teach me how to Dougie!!!!!!!!!!!!


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don't know what that is so sorry. X D

12)have a saber battle with me and before the person says go, I kill you and eat you.


Charmed Wolf vampire hunter | 112 comments 13)I sneak up on you in a perfectly crouded room and become a mass murdurer with a fork


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14)I kill you with a butter kniffe by jamming it into your heart.


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Little Umbrella | 314 comments 15) You turn into a space probe, go into space and die from lack of oxygen.


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Emma (zeeberg) 16) kill you with my awesome Ninja Skills


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Xilu | 2147 comments 17)rip your guts out of yar rotten bOdey!..wahahahaha!!!


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The Fox Princess (thefoxprincess) | 91 comments 18) BLOODY EAGLE TIME!!!!!!!!!!


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Little Umbrella | 314 comments 19) Waste your life on Facebook!


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20) Listen to Justin Bieber.

21) Read Twilight


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Little Umbrella | 314 comments 22) Read FML instead of MLIA.


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Xilu | 2147 comments 23)Eat the plates and spoon rather than the foods in it.


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24)Hit you on the head with your computer and your mouse and your keyboard. Then I suck out all your blood.


message 32: by [deleted user] (last edited Nov 24, 2010 03:00PM) (new)

the puppy kills you?! *sob!!!*
<- D':


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cuz you're in this group! Duh!!! = D


message 34: by [deleted user] (last edited Dec 17, 2010 04:43PM) (new)

eww...disgusting...way disgusting...

27)eat kitty leftovers* for 10 years!!!

*kittky turds and urine


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Xilu | 2147 comments 29) swallow your phone.


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The Fox Princess (thefoxprincess) | 91 comments I love the Justin Beiber one!!!! The total truth.

31) Annoy me

32) Go stay the night in the last house on the left

33) Live on Elm Street and go to sleep


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34)make a cave of bones and keep it together with dried up blood, force someone to live in it, and it colapses under your victim!!!


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lol!

36)eat Playdoh until you die from the terrible taste!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!


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Megamind | 3 comments 38) I hit you repeatedly with the Forget-Me stick. And you die.


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The Fox Princess (thefoxprincess) | 91 comments 39) Make you walk across glass covered in salt, vinegar, barbed wire, and hydrochloric acid... and then make you trip and fall.


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Larissa Prara 41) Fall off the top of the eiffel tower because I pushed you.


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42) I stab you with a pair of chopsticks then chop; you up and eat you like rice and noodles!!!
43) I kill you with a Nerf gun by whacking you then when you're on the brink of death I shoot you with 100 Nerf Bun bullets!!!


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Larissa Prara 44) I pour glue down your throat and you choke and die.


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Larissa Prara 46) I feed you to my neighbors verocious dog.


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47) I scratch a chalkboard until you die from the sound. For some brownie points for me, I'll hang a pair of earplugs just out of your reach and a pair in my ears! = ]-


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Carolyn (bookspirit99) | 15 comments 48) I shove you off a high building.


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Gloria (perksofbeingafreak) | 56 comments 49. I'll chop up each piece of your body part and cook it in the fryer than feed it to my dogs


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Carolyn (bookspirit99) | 15 comments good one!

50 stung by millions of bees and wasps at the same time.


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Carolyn (bookspirit99) | 15 comments 52) i'll drop a rock off the sears tower and hit you with it.


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Carolyn (bookspirit99) | 15 comments haha!


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