Descriptions of Twilight

[Cody]

How am I supposed to do that?

[Diabolical Daemonic , Friendly fire – isn’t]

Jeez, I just saw about fifty people get shot, Shutter Island is just plain weird so far...
And I was joking.

[Cody]

lol I know and I have never seen shutter island.... I have to sleep now I am very tired good night.

[Diabolical Daemonic , Friendly fire – isn’t]

Good-bye.

[GSGS, I'm giving ANYONE Butterbeer.]

I swear Demonic nothin was going on.

Are you still here? If so, please MRRP. Skye is just like ".........."

[Diabolical Daemonic , Friendly fire – isn’t]

I'm still here, I was just writing my story for fanfic.

[GSGS, I'm giving ANYONE Butterbeer.]

Oh. Cool. Hey how are you going with that historical fiction with no violence (WTF?)??

[Diabolical Daemonic , Friendly fire – isn’t]

I don't know, my brain is turning to mush. First, it was Lady Bathory, but that was too violent, then there was the Templar idea, then the Roman one, but none of them work. I must think of something though.

[GSGS, I'm giving ANYONE Butterbeer.]

It's a fairly specific criteria. Good luck with it, and hopefully your brain won't get too mushed up >_<

[Diabolical Daemonic , Friendly fire – isn’t]

Demonic's brain is on meltdown due to evil plotbunnies and lack of sleep. Try again at a later time.

[GSGS, I'm giving ANYONE Butterbeer.]

Dammit!

[Diabolical Daemonic , Friendly fire – isn’t]

lmao

[Cody]

Demonic wrote: "I don't know, my brain is turning to mush. First, it was Lady Bathory, but that was too violent, then there was the Templar idea, then the Roman one, but none of them work. I must think of somethin..."

how were you supposed to make the templars none violent its basically impossible lol

[Kira]

sparkly vampires and werewolves on steriods.

[GSGS, I'm giving ANYONE Butterbeer.]

XD
they shouldve rated the movies something higher for drug use.

[Miss Silvertongue]

Rated R - Restricted to 18 years and older. No rental or purchase by those under 18. Contents not suitable for minors. Contains frequent sexual activity, brutality/graphic violence, intense horror, and/or other disturbing content.

[Diabolical Daemonic , Friendly fire – isn’t]

*claps*

I swear, I'd rather watch Barney for 24 hours than Twilight.

[Miss Silvertongue]

I can do anything. Apart from taking life. And reading the books.

[GSGS, I'm giving ANYONE Butterbeer.]

Also on the rating: sparkly vampires may be offensive to some viewers.

[Diabolical Daemonic , Friendly fire – isn’t]

Very offensive, I think I threw up when I read it and saw it. Really, the skin of a killer? I look more scary in a bunny costume.

[Miss Silvertongue]

Warning: Watching Twilight may induce vomiting, fainting, blindness or even death.

[Cody]

and swelling of the eyes

[Miss Silvertongue]

Hmm That too.

[Diabolical Daemonic , Friendly fire – isn’t]

Dementia

[Cody]

Warning twilight may induce vomiting, fainting, blindness, Swelling of the eyes or throat, dementia, Addiction, loss of brain cells, murder of kittens, brain cancer, spontaneous combustion, or even death


XD

[Diabolical Daemonic , Friendly fire – isn’t]

lol, perfect.

[Cody]

lol I thought so to

[Diabolical Daemonic , Friendly fire – isn’t]

Well, I'm getting off, tomorrow is the only day I'm allowed to sleep in.

[Cody]

well goodbye then I will probably be getting off soon anyways

[GSGS, I'm giving ANYONE Butterbeer.]

To be more specific, it can cause death by suicide.

[Miss Silvertongue]

Or homocide. I mean, eg. killing Twihards, killing everyone in sight because your just so angry this piece of carp can be classified as a book....

[GSGS, I'm giving ANYONE Butterbeer.]

=]

[Emily]

wow..... :{]

[Cody]

XD

[GSGS, I'm giving ANYONE Butterbeer.]

Want a laugh?
http://www.cracked.com/article_17185_...
It's a bit rude but extremely funny. However it's totally ruined all my dreams of being able to fly >{

[Diabolical Daemonic , Friendly fire – isn’t]

lmao

[GSGS, I'm giving ANYONE Butterbeer.]

Damn you, science!

[Diabolical Daemonic , Friendly fire – isn’t]

*tries to hold in laughter*

[Miss Silvertongue]

We're in science at the mo. Learning about body systems. :)

[Savita, I'm NOT giving away Butterbeer.]

Demonic- Dad put some lame "NetNanny" on my computer and, I swear, it blocks e-v-e-r-y-t-h-i-n-g.

[Emily]

i LOVE science, it's my favourite class!

[Diabolical Daemonic , Friendly fire – isn’t]

...NetNanny....omfg

[Emily]

that sounds TERRIBLE

[Diabolical Daemonic , Friendly fire – isn’t]

I'm currently laughing my butt off.

[Emily]

meanie!

[Diabolical Daemonic , Friendly fire – isn’t]

What?! Its hilarious, even its name....BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!1

[Emily]

-_-

[Diabolical Daemonic , Friendly fire – isn’t]

Okay, I won't laugh anymore.

[Emily]

tanks.

[Diabolical Daemonic , Friendly fire – isn’t]