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We went to school with a guy named Dick Heer(pronounced hair).
Jim and Sandy I hear Bart Simpson calling Moe's Tavern and asking for Mr. Mike Hunt or Mr. Dick Heer . . . I am chuckling and it's terrible :)
man in kokomo named Harry Beaver. i had a teacher in 5th grade named Mrs. Nipple. (send me directly to the principals office). i went to school with Derek Sherrick. i thought that was kinda funny
I went to high school with a girl named Candy Sweet.
i love the name Truly Scrumption and cannot believe that it has not been used again in a totally inappropriate way
Cambridge wrote: "Jim and Sandy I hear Bart Simpson calling Moe's Tavern and asking for Mr. Mike Hunt or Mr. Dick Heer . . . I am chuckling and it's terrible :)"
Or Jack Mehoff.
Or Jack Mehoff.
The Detroit Lion named - Harry Colon
I waited on a girl named Candy LaRue. After she left I made a crack about her and her sister Chesty dancing at the strip club.
Ben Dover. Paging Dr. Dover? Ben Dover?
I love a story my mom tells of going to Grandma & Grandpa Wolfgang's when she and dad were first married and going to church (SUPER conservative CofC; girls wear dresses, never pants) and during the announcements the guy says, with a completely straight face, "Sister Horny has come through her surgery with great success and will be recuperating at the home of the Tinkles." Mom got nasty looks from Granny Wolfgang, because she couldn't help laughing. She was trying to hold it in, but that only made matters worse as she was shaking the entire pew with her silent guffaws. I love that story. She still laughs every time she tells it.
That's so funny, Amelia. I couldn't stop laughing. Sandy
My half sister's brother is named Brent Watt. In H.S. they called him Twat.
Kevin "El Liso Grande" wrote: "man in kokomo named Harry Beaver. "Speaking of Harry Beaver:
Harry Beaver practices as an OBGYN in Fairfax, VA.
http://www.wellness.com/dir/2471590/o...
I just said "Mike Hunt" several times aloud to see if there was anyway that it wouldn't sound like "my cunt," and yeah, no, there is none.
Do the people who are given these unfortunate names figure that they may as well run with it? This is UNBELIEVABLE!!Please look at the quote under his name on this page!!
http://www.urologyteam.com/our-doctor...
Harry wrote: "Do the people who are given these unfortunate names figure that they may as well run with it? This is UNBELIEVABLE!!Please look at the quote under his name on this page!!
http://www.urologyteam...."
Heh, going to that doctor would be scary if I was a man. And yes those of us with unfortunate names learn to either embrace it or find a way to change it. You also have to be very careful what you name your children. My married last name is Beaver...I refused to offically change it for 8 yrs. My mother wanted us to name our son Phillip.
My ex-girlfriend went to school with a girl named Mary Christmas. In a town 20 miles south of me, there are both Harry Wehner and Dick Bonen. Oh, and there used to be a contractor at work named Steve Stallion. We all used to call him Steve Stallion: Pornstar.
The name of a local doctor is Dr. Puppi. Pronounced poopy.My niece had a teacher, Mr. Mello, who named his daughter Marsha.
A newscaster around here is known as Patrice Wood. She uses her middle name; her real first name is Holly.
We had a bank manager here named Robin Hood.
A clinic I used to work at saw twin girls who were named what I'm sure their parents thought would be nice names for future strippers: Precious and Wonderful. Seriously, do you see them growing up to be attorneys or architects, or strippers?
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MY SON JUST LAUGHED MILK FROM HIS NOSE LAUGHING!
Saw on the news today a lawyer named Sue Yu.
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When I was at school, I actually knew a girl called Anette Curtin.
A small town where I lived had a 5ft 0 woman working at the supermarket called Mrs Little.
Has anybody else come across people with amusing names.