Absolutly nothing to talk about thread.

[Reads with Scotch]

2 years ago, I ran from the door of my friend’s house to his mail box naked. Stupid bets always cause trouble. I know that doesn't sound bad, but we live in the middle of nowhere, and it was in February. So about 30 below zero, and a little over an Acer(sp) to the box. My willy grabbed its balls and ran half way up to my medulla oblongata. To make matter worse the whole thing was captured on camcorder to be preserved for all time. His wife had told me that she will destroy it the first chance she gets.

[Hayley]

haha, thats just as bad as mine, it was February time when I did my naked run but it was no where near as cold as it must have been there. I've I'd have got caught I would have died with shame.

[Reads with Scotch]

Wait, back up the lorry... cold naked Hayley running wild on campus! Your tata's must have been capable of cutting glass.

[Hayley]

tata's I've never heard then called that before adn yes it was freezing and I could have cut glass with them. I only ever did that once and vowed never to do it again unless it was a very warm night.

[Reads with Scotch]

or you were very drunk

[Hayley]

Yeah true, I have been that drunk since I left university (seeing my uncle struggle with a drink problem kinda made me rethink my drinking antic's), apperantly, I don't remember this, I got drunk at the Summer Ball which was a beach theme and flashed - I don't have a clue and still can't remember much from the that night.

[Reads with Scotch]

Ah, the infamous black out; it has undone many a party hounds. And I am sue it will be the end of many more.

[Hayley]

I think your right - I had a couple of black outs while at uni - luckly nothing bad happened to me, my friend Murray looked after me and made sure I always got back to my room OK.

[Reads with Scotch]

I'm sure he did "look" after you. If you were flashing who knows what else you were showing off. Britney spears moment perhaps }:-O BAM!

[Hayley]

Nick, him and his girlfriend looked after me - he lived on the same corriador(sp) as me and I don;t what would have happened to me in my black outs if he and Steph hadn't taken charge. Drunk me isn't pretty.

[Reads with Scotch]

haven't you ever herd of a threesome?

[Hayley]

yes I have and my friends are not like that. I have nice friends.

[Reads with Scotch]

relax, I'm just ruffling your feathers.

[Hayley]

can't you tell my feathers are easily ruffled - its no wonder I was an easy target at school, I need to toughen up.

[Reads with Scotch]

Nah, I think the difference is you need to know when to get ruffled, and when to laugh it off. Personally I'm a pretty abrasive personality. But I do not intend any hurt feelings if were friends. I'm kinda like a big brother, I AM going to mess with you, but I won't stand for someone else messing with you.

[Hayley]

awww that good, I've always had to stand up for myself, I'm the eldest so I stand up for my brother and sister.

:::gives big brother a hug::::

[Reads with Scotch]

So do you carry a stool around with you? You know just in case you have to stand up to someone? Psst... Your only 4'11' who are you standing up too? }:-D And he strikes again.


::: Bends at the knees, reaches further down, and rubs your head.:::

[Hayley]

hehe thats evil that is - no I don't I wear high heels and that makes me just a bit taller.

[Reads with Scotch]

Ouchie... Hayley, Help me up, I think I threw my back out bending down to pat your head.

[Hayley]

no you can stay there :-P

[Reads with Scotch]

Oh, Ok I see how it is... I school you in the way of hate; teach you how to destroy your foe, and now you’re going to leave me down here looking eye to eye with midgets!

[Hayley]

OK I'll help you up, seeing as you hate midgets

:::offers hand to help Nick up::::

[Reads with Scotch]

Psst, next time you help someone up off the floor, and your wearing a dress, be sure there isn't a mirror behind you.


I think your bum will do just fine in the International Booty day Challenge.

[Hayley]

haha - next time I help you up I may make sure there is a mirror behind me.

[Reads with Scotch]

OOPS!

:::Falls back to the floor:::

[Hayley]

see you don't want to get up now - I'm going to take the mirror away now.
:::runs away with the mirror:::

I best help you back up, can't leave on the floor for the midgets to get you.

[Reads with Scotch]

Well now that the mirror is gone I guess I can stay standing.




Alright, I have to scoot, Might be back on in a bit, but I have to close up shop and make it ready for the oncoming healthy crew.

[Hayley]

OK - speak to you in a bit.

I'm looking forward to seeing what the others put on the International Booty Day thread.