Absolutly nothing to talk about thread.

[Hayley]

we can spell, you've just taken our laanguage and made it your own.

[Charissa, That's Ms. Obnoxious Twat to You.]

spellcheck has changed my life. :::pets her spellcheck::::

[Ruth]

I seldom make spelling errors. But something's happened to the brain/finger connection. Frinstance, I want to type "their" and it comes out "they're", or "the" comes out "an."

At any rate, I find typos and fingerstumbles are worth the price of admission. Sometimes they are beyond funny.

[Charissa, That's Ms. Obnoxious Twat to You.]

darn those French, they have a different word for everything! ~ Steve Martin

[Reads with Scotch]

Nobody can compare to my typos and miss-spelled shenanigans... What do you call them Donna... molotrops?

[Jenn]

Someone tell me where you can take off the "online" beside your picture when you are on here. I checked in "my account", where am I missing this option??

[Reads with Scotch]

I didn't even know you could do that... I would assume it is in your edit profile area...?

[Jenn]

I would think we could, but I can't find it. Just thought someone might be able to assist me.

[Ruth]

Jenn, the place to ask about that would be the Goodreads Feedback group. Other members, and the Powers That Be, are very good about answering all kinds of questions, and taking suggestions.

[Jenn]

Thanks Ruth I will go check that out.

[Hayley]

My typo's and spelling errors are bad - I think the fact I put 'sement' rather 'cement' proves just how bad I am.

[Reads with Scotch]

At lest you didn't put down smegma.


google it, you will laugh.

[Hayley]

I'm terrible - it was only when Bunny pointed out what I put that I realised I'd even made a mistake.

Thats funny - it must of been a bit of shock finding out what actually meant.

[Reads with Scotch]

Changing avatars again, do you have multiple personalities? Blue, smiles, white satin.

[Hayley]

no, I just like to change my picture - this was me with short hair from about 10 months ago.

[Reads with Scotch]

Ah, ok. I am still going to imagine you with MPD. Life is more amusing when you disregard reality and make up your own world. In my world, you have multiple personalities.

[Hayley]

OK, what are my different personalities???

[Reads with Scotch]

Well I don't know! If I have to think about this then forget it.You're one person, ok.

[Hayley]

haha, well you wanted me to have MPD!!!

[Reads with Scotch]

Yeah, but I thought you would have took the bait, and started responding to post as different people.


Hoe Hayley: Whut up crackerz, who wanna git wit dis?

Pretty princess Hayley: Ugh! You’re so rude! I'm calling my father.

Driving Hayley: "nobody knows what Driving Hayley is say, way to many people are screaming"

But I am not coming up with any more; I am supposed to be finishing up a report so I can go home in the morning.

[Hayley]

haha, I like my MPD's I may have to put the to use, though my mum would say I was pretty princess Hayley all the time, I'm daddy's little girl.

My friends would def say I'm Hoe Hayley - for some reason I have a but of a reputation!!!

[Reads with Scotch]

A butt worth a reputation... HAHAHAHAH! BAM, I know that was unintended, But I thought it was funny.

Is that kinda like J-lo’s ass?

[Hayley]

hehe, I meant to say bit of a reputation.

Actually I have an ass like J-Lo's!!!

[Reads with Scotch]

{:-o That will get you a reputation every time. nJust don't do "it" with ben aflac.... Quack.

[Hayley]

ewww wouldn't dream of it. My ass isn't quite as big as J-Lo's but I have what is termed as a shelf.

:::shakes her head in wonder at the fact she is describing her ass:::

[Reads with Scotch]

You brits are strange. How can you take something great like an ass, and give it a goody name like shelf...


Here are a few terms you can inject into the UK.

Bubble

Onion booty

Padonkadonk

Money maker

Man magnate

Spunk sponge

Tap-tastic

Hoe ride

Love bumper

Hump bump
The list goes on and on. Granted some are a bit crass, but all are better then shelf. How many books can you place on your shelf before they start falling off?

[Hayley]

love the list, though wouldn't use any of them in public, I may get strange looks.

At the moment I hate my ass, cause it was wonkydicks favourite bit, so I can't look at it without hate spilling out of me.

[Reads with Scotch]

I have a little secret for you Hayley. Without actually ever seeing it I can say, with a high probability of being accurate, that your bum is probably the favorite body part of most men you have been with. I think it is a huge misconception that the boobs are the main attraction. Many of my fellow brethren are bum spectators. Nothing beats a nice ass. True the boobs don't go un-noticed but still, the main attraction is probably the bum, particularly if, as you say, is a nice shelf.

[Hayley]

hehe I like your little secret - your probably right and I can understand why, there is nothing better on a guy than a nice tight, toned ass, one you can really get your hands on. It works both ways, a lot of women I know our bun spectators.

[Reads with Scotch]

We should scrap sweetest day for Bum day. I would go out and buy cards for all the ladies with nice back racks.


We could set up the first ever international holiday. If it is international then surly they would have to give us a day off right?

Then I could run around all day staring at asses, and handing out cards and edible panties.

[Hayley]

not sure that would work, its a good idea though.

You would have millions of men and women just staring at ass's and doing nothing else, can you imagine the news report

"Guy killed and International Bum Day - too busy staring a girls ass and walked straight into the path of a bus"

I can imagine it happening.

[Reads with Scotch]

Apparently you have never herd of collateral damage. I am willing to give up a few dumb asses for the sake of booty pillaging for a day. Think of it as indiscriminate population control.

[Reads with Scotch]

We are talking about the common good here Hayley. It's time to be a team player, now buck up.

[Hayley]

I'm bucking up, I'm going to use the time your away to think of ways to celebrate international Booty Day.

[Reads with Scotch]

Thongs... lots and lots of thongs. Boy shorts panties, eh... Getting distracted by my own imagination. It has been two weeks, I am uber ready to go home.

[Reads with Scotch]

http://www.yugop.com/ver3/stuff/03/fl...

[Hayley]

haha, I prefer boy shorts and french knickers, they frame the bum better - a thong doesn't look good if it looks like it is been eaten.

One problem with International Booty Day, not everyone had a great booty and this means being subjected to horrifying sites from across the world.

[Reads with Scotch]

Clearly there will have to be rules of participation.


This may wind up leading to a percentage of the global population just getting stared at for a day. You and Ann will have to stay indoors... Unless you are still looking for Mr. Right/right now.

[Hayley]

well, I don;t mind being stared at and as long as they don't touch I should be alright. I think we need to set some rules and guidelines down - I'll see what I can come up with.

Funnily enough, last night I was talking to a guy who I went to school with and I fancied him like mad back then and last night he said he should take me out and I replied what was different now to when we where at school and that he could take me out if he liked - not seen his reply yet because it was on facebook and I don't have access at work.

[Hayley]

1st rule - you can look but not touch, unless the ass you are touching belongs to your partner.

[Reads with Scotch]

Good rule.



What about pictures? I can see myself having a wall proudly named the “ode to booty" wall. It would probably change from year to year. Always have the top 30 posted up there in the living room.

[Hayley]

Yeah, we'd need a virtual wall somewhere, would Goodreads let us have one???

We can rate the best Booty's.

2nd Rule - nothing vulgar or obsence(sp), this is a clean and respectiable day.

[Reads with Scotch]

Well, what do you consider obscene?


I mean have you been to a beach in the last couple of years, just about anything goes.... Or do you mean like no Pig tails.

**Pig tails are these anal plugs that have a long pig tail so eh, I'm sure you get it.**

[Hayley]

Yeah, nothing pornographic would have been a better term - obscene could relate to an ugly ass.

[Reads with Scotch]

Hmmm, I see your point. Yeah, this is a safe friendly appreciation of ass. No obscenity required.

[Hayley]

see I knew you see what I meant, remember we're appricating the world's great ass's we don't need some wannabe porn star flashing us - there are certain website for that kind of thing.

Third Rule - the ass has to be dressed appropriately - french knickers, boy shorts, jockeys, boxs or tight fitting trousers. I'll let you have throngs as well, as long as they are tasteful. No naked ass's.

[Reads with Scotch]

There are some exceptions... lets say you want a handprint on the bum... you can ask for booty taps :D

[Hayley]

Maybe but if we start add expections we're going to end up with a free for all.

[Reads with Scotch]

Perhaps your British reserve is a little strict for this kind of event;-p

Nah I see the merit in your statement, I think we have a pretty solid set of rules.

[Hayley]

Nah, I don't have British reserve - remember I ran across my university campus naked after losing a drinking game.

We'll build the rules and maybe have sub-sections so that a few exceptions can be made.