Calling all Demigods! discussion

DIE, DIE, DIE, YOU B*TCH!
In conclusion, I would like the jury to think back to what defines a man. If his judgment is clouded, then what will become of him? Allow me to restate my claims for a final time. The anguished man that sits before you is not guilty of murder; he cannot stop what he cannot control. His claim of “over-acuteness of [hearing]” (2) is false in the sense that no one can hear “all the things in the heaven and…many things in hell” (1). I ask for you to pity this diseased man and let him into the care of a mental hospital, instead of a dark pit that is prison. Despite his seemingly knowledgeable antics, the defendant’s movements in the night were driven through his lunacy. Ladies and gentlemen, I feel that I have proven what I feel is right, and I hope that you will make the right decision as well.
Charries: SHHHHHHHHH. *jump on hand* *grab hand* *pull hnad down*
Miles: *shuts Abys' mouth*
Me MEMEMEMPH... *punches Miles*
Miles: *falls* *dies*
Zepherin: O.O *fans Miles*
Me: MEMEMEMEMEMEMEMMEMEMEM.
Charries apart from Miles: *facepalm* *groan*
In conclusion, I would like the jury to think back to what defines a man. If his judgment is clouded, then what will become of him? Allow me to r..."
Me: Gawrsh, Iviiii, you're so PROFESSIONAL!
...Are you gonna be a lawyer?!
In unrelated works, I found out that 'Myrrha' was a character in Greek mythology who fell 'violently in love with her father Cinyras and slept with him for nine nights before he realized who she was and tried to kill her.'
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Myra: ...MY NAME IS MYRABELLE.
AJAX AND ______ OF YOUR CHARACTER, IN ____.
(THE BLANKS ARE FOR YOU TO _____ OUT. ;D)

... Is it weird that i have Josh Beech plastered all over my French binder?
Ajax: *uberblush* Yes.
Me: ;D
Ajax: ...
After school:
Jay: Hey b*tch
Me: Hey, B*tch *hugs*
Jay: *hugs* gotta go to conservatory.
Me: Kay. Bye, b*tch.
Jay; Bye, b*tch. *turns back to girl he was walking wikth* that's my b*tch. *walks off*

Chammy: what, is she an item?
Aria: maybe.
Renille: for sale.
Chammy: *groans* not that again.
....
kay, bye then, b*tches.

Shoshanna: *eyes widen as reads poem* Wow.
Me: As Kitty would say, F*ck. A. MOOSE.
I have to go to bed now, parent problems. Major parent problems.
*tremulous smile*
Bye, I love you all.

Books mentioned in this topic
The Red Pyramid (other topics)The Maze of Bones (other topics)
Gone (other topics)
The Atlantis Complex (other topics)
Artemis Fowl (other topics)