Calling all Demigods! discussion
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Lucas: I've asked myself the same thing. *glares at Van*
Me: -.- They seem to have a lot in common right now.
Me: -.- They seem to have a lot in common right now.
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Me: I thought they would be so adorable together but apparently not D:
Lucas: I said I hated you?
Me: What? *re-reads posts* Where?
Me: What? *re-reads posts* Where?
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Me: ... She takes offense very, very easily.
Me: That was my fault, I meant Deitra hates everyone but him. He doesn't hate.
Hayley: Haters gonna hate.
Me: ...Yes. XD
Hayley: Haters gonna hate.
Me: ...Yes. XD
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Me: *sigh* Why do you care, anyways, Saph?
Sappho: *grumbles* I'm prettier than her...
Serapis: *nods* You are!
Rest: *EPIKK FACE PALM*
Me: Woooooooow.
Holly: I had to stop her from breaking the layout on that one.
Holly: I had to stop her from breaking the layout on that one.
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Serapis: You insulted AND complimented us, so I'm going to keep quiet.
Sappho: *fume*
Me: Whim, Van needs halp. I'm doing my book project on the Sea of Monsters and I need to draw a scene/icon from the book, but I'm having a hard time deciding what to draw. :/
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Me: HOLYFREAKINGYES. Thanks sooo much.
Me: I'm reading Sea of Monsters right now. FINALLY I decided to start it.
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Me: HELLOoo??? is there anyone that would like to rp with a seven year-old?
Rafael: *waves*
Rafael: *waves*
Me: I dunno. :/
Hayley: Ew, seven year old.
Me: *facepalm*
Hayley: Ew, seven year old.
Me: *facepalm*
Rafael: XC Excuse me, Miss. Age-ist. ((get it? Rascist-- ageist. XD))
Me: Yeah, getting it wasn't the hard part...
Hayley: -_- That wasn't funny. My point has been proved.
Holly: You didn't make one.
Hayley: Shut up.
Hayley: -_- That wasn't funny. My point has been proved.
Holly: You didn't make one.
Hayley: Shut up.
Rafael: *huffs* Fine. You want to mess with me, I mess with you. *in greek*Go to the crows!
Me: Rafael, what did I tell you about using cur--
Rafael: *lifts hand* Shut up.
Me: Ra-
Rafael: SHUT UP!!!!
Me: :( I'm getting controled by a seven year old.
Me: Rafael, what did I tell you about using cur--
Rafael: *lifts hand* Shut up.
Me: Ra-
Rafael: SHUT UP!!!!
Me: :( I'm getting controled by a seven year old.
Me: Ha.
Hayley: You don't want to mess with me.
Me: She's right.
Hayley: You don't want to mess with me.
Me: She's right.
Rafael: Have you even read my profile? Go NOW!
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Myra: Aren't children of Thalia supposed to be, like, funny?
Hayley: You're not important enough for me to.
Me: BURN.
Me: BURN.
Rafael: I'm pissed off. *brightness up* I've got a joke!!!ANyoe want to hear it?
Rafael: :( Why not?
Me: Vanster, you gotta be nicer to someone half your age. :(
Me: Vanster, you gotta be nicer to someone half your age. :(
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Me&Rest: NOOOOOO!
Me: NO.=Ultimate sign of Disambiguation.
Charries: XD
Charries: XD
Rafael: Yay!!!
So there was two people riding on a cow with a pile of straw. They were thirsty, so they wanted to stop at a nearby stream. However, the one that owned the cow didnt want to because a lion might come and eat it. The other didnt want to, because he thought that the cow would ruin it. Anyway, they left everything there and went to get some water. When they came back, the straw was all gone and with the cow, there was a calf, who had a bit of straw in its mouth. The cow had eaten a bit of straw, and had given birth. The calf had had some milk and the rest of the straw. The two owners were surprised but began bickering on who gets to keep the calf. Which one keep it?
So there was two people riding on a cow with a pile of straw. They were thirsty, so they wanted to stop at a nearby stream. However, the one that owned the cow didnt want to because a lion might come and eat it. The other didnt want to, because he thought that the cow would ruin it. Anyway, they left everything there and went to get some water. When they came back, the straw was all gone and with the cow, there was a calf, who had a bit of straw in its mouth. The cow had eaten a bit of straw, and had given birth. The calf had had some milk and the rest of the straw. The two owners were surprised but began bickering on who gets to keep the calf. Which one keep it?
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Lucas: I don't give a da*n.
Me: ...
Me: ...
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Caspar: *scratches head* This doesn't make much sense...
Myra: Let them split the goddamn cow in half for all I care.
Lucas: Exactly.
Me: I'm with Caspar, I don't understand.
Me: I'm with Caspar, I don't understand.
Rafel: XC
Heres another one:
A blonde and a redhead went to the bar after work for a drink, and sat on stools watching the 6 O'clock news. A man was shown threatening to jump from the Brooklyn Bridge, and the blonde bet the redhead $50 that he wouldn't jump.
Sure enough, he jumped, so the blonde gave the redhead $50. The redhead said,
"I can't take this, you're my friend."
But the blonde insisted saying,
"No. A bet's a bet."
Then the redhead said
"Listen, I have to tell you that I saw this on the 5 O'clock news, so I can't take your money."
The blonde replied
"Well, so did I, but I didn't think he would jump again!"
Heres another one:
A blonde and a redhead went to the bar after work for a drink, and sat on stools watching the 6 O'clock news. A man was shown threatening to jump from the Brooklyn Bridge, and the blonde bet the redhead $50 that he wouldn't jump.
Sure enough, he jumped, so the blonde gave the redhead $50. The redhead said,
"I can't take this, you're my friend."
But the blonde insisted saying,
"No. A bet's a bet."
Then the redhead said
"Listen, I have to tell you that I saw this on the 5 O'clock news, so I can't take your money."
The blonde replied
"Well, so did I, but I didn't think he would jump again!"
Me: I think...I think I'm so high on pain-meds that I don't understand it.
Lucas: No, you're fine.
Me: ...Oh...
Lucas: No, you're fine.
Me: ...Oh...
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Rafael: Does anyone want any other ones???
Me: Oh, I thought there was more to it. OMG who knows Spanish?
I HAVE AN EPIKK JOKE.
I HAVE AN EPIKK JOKE.
Rafael: Go ahead, but then its my turn again.
Me: It cusses....
Hayley: She doesn't care.
Me: IK.
So, lemme see if I member it right:
There were three Spanish men standing at a train station, waiting for their train. After awhile, two of the men tell the other one to go and ask someone the time the train is supposed to arrive.
And so, the first man goes over to another man and asks in thick accented voice, "When is the train coming?"
"Nine ten," the man answers simply.
The Spanish man nods and goes back to his companions. "No aye tren(translation: There's no train)," he tells them. The gape at him, shaking there heads. So, the second Spanish man goes to the same the other had asked earlier.
"When is the train coming?" he asks.
The man was a bit annoyed, being asked again, but answers, "Nine ten."
And so, the second Spanish man returns to his friends. "No aye tren."
But the last man refuses to believe them, and leaves to ask the man, yet again, what time the train comes.
This time, the man was angry, and answers, "Nine ten you son of a b*tch!"
The third Spanish man nods and returns to his friends. "No aye tren, se rompio el switch.(There's no train, they broke the switch.)"
Hayley: She doesn't care.
Me: IK.
So, lemme see if I member it right:
There were three Spanish men standing at a train station, waiting for their train. After awhile, two of the men tell the other one to go and ask someone the time the train is supposed to arrive.
And so, the first man goes over to another man and asks in thick accented voice, "When is the train coming?"
"Nine ten," the man answers simply.
The Spanish man nods and goes back to his companions. "No aye tren(translation: There's no train)," he tells them. The gape at him, shaking there heads. So, the second Spanish man goes to the same the other had asked earlier.
"When is the train coming?" he asks.
The man was a bit annoyed, being asked again, but answers, "Nine ten."
And so, the second Spanish man returns to his friends. "No aye tren."
But the last man refuses to believe them, and leaves to ask the man, yet again, what time the train comes.
This time, the man was angry, and answers, "Nine ten you son of a b*tch!"
The third Spanish man nods and returns to his friends. "No aye tren, se rompio el switch.(There's no train, they broke the switch.)"
Me: I know SOME spanish.Derindah: Hi Ya'll.
Elena: Hey.
Dustin. Y'ello.
Nahla: Hey. Whatever.
Iris: I'm here!
Me: Iris...
Iris: What! I can't have my own grand entrance?
Me: No...
Iris: I deserve more apriciation around here. Did you know, One person can turn the whole world around? I think respect is a gift and I deserve it.
Me: Iris...
Iris: Well I do! It's only fair! Yu don't yell at cranky old Nahla!
Nahla: Hey!
Me: Iris...
Iris: I SAID I DESERVE RESPECT!!
Me: Wow...
Iris: Oh, so get the silent treament now, huh?
Me: Iris...
Iris: Fine then, be that way! *turns away* I'm fine on my own.
Me: *facepalm* Iris...
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Caspar: Haha, that was pretty funny.
Ajax, Sappho and Serapis: *chuckle*
Myra: Not the funniest I've ever heard.
Me: IK. XD
Myra, shut up, you're dampening my mood.
Myra, shut up, you're dampening my mood.
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Calling all Demigods!
Books mentioned in this topic
The Red Pyramid (other topics)The Maze of Bones (other topics)
Gone (other topics)
The Atlantis Complex (other topics)
Artemis Fowl (other topics)
Me: Well, maybe there's still hope.
Sappho: *arches eyebrow* In what universe, in what galaxy, on what planet are you kidding me?!