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Sep 07, 2010 01:13PM
Me: XD Alright, mature Vanster would ignore him. If that doesn't work ask him why he's bothering you, but not angrily. If that doesn't work, use reverse psychology. And if that doesn't work, forget him.
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Me: Ignore what he says. Idk if you can do this but when, for example, someone calls me names or disses me or cusses me out I think they say something like...idk, "Remus freaking Lupin." So I laugh and pat them on the back and leave them standing there looking stupid.
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Me: Nah, that makes them angrier at me. But I have like NO enemies right now-
Hayley: Ha, notice how she says 'now'.
Me: -So I'm good.
Hayley: Ha, notice how she says 'now'.
Me: -So I'm good.
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-Told me she'd get me when I was sleeping
-Left notes on my door telling me mean things
-Excluded me from bonzo slide parties
-Wouldn't invite me to her birthday party EVERY SINGLE YEAR when she'd invite every SINGLE kid on our block
-Made fun of me caus eI have blonde hair
-Stab me with pens
Me: WTF? Stab you with pens? Oh, that reminds me of this one girl who highlighted my hair with neon yellow paint when I wasn't looking. She was a b*tch. I wanted to shoot her.
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keep in mind we were 7 when she didd this...grr
Me: IKR? I don't even know why she did it. >.> Screw her. I have kettle corn. We bought like 6 sacs full of it. :DDD
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BUT THEY HAVEN'T DELIVERED IT YET!
Me: That SUCKS. I buy Samoas every year and get fat on them.
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Heheheh but my troop, we don't wear berrets or sashes. Or anything girl-scouty. We just do crafts and eat snacks. And sell cookies. End of disscussion.
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Me: I KNOW WHAT THAT IS! FOOD TRUCK RACES?!?!? ON FOOD NETWORK!
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Me: I've never seen the show...
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Me: WTF? I never said I watched it.
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Diona: She's joking.
Me: NO I DIDN'T!
Hayley: She doesn't take accusations lightly.
Hayley: She doesn't take accusations lightly.
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Ajax: So far Whim's French teacher looked disturbingly like Hitler, her art teacher a balding Edith Piaf--
Caspar: --Math teacher nice, but doesn't know how to handle the goons at the back--
Me: --Not to mention her mouthful of lopsided teeth--
Ajax: --Biology teacher, addicted to dissection, Ancient Civilisations History teacher--
Me: Really, really cool--
Caspar: English teacher, gay but--
Me: :O CASPAR SCOTT VAN DER LEWSEN, YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH. MY ENGLISH TEACHER IS AMAZINGLY AWESOME.
Ajax: Aaaand your band teacher is--
Me: Amazing.
Me: I'm sorry, but I can't help that it's a coincidence that my English teacher is also-
Hayley: Gay.
Me: Bi.
Hayley and Me: ...O_O
Me: *clears throat* ANYWAY, my French teacher expects awesomely of me for some reason. She was talking to me, JUST ME AND IDK WHY, in rapid French and I was like: Gholi hrgoivneothvopqugpyn5iuqbbhynquyhq9u85 huh ?!
Hayley: Gay.
Me: Bi.
Hayley and Me: ...O_O
Me: *clears throat* ANYWAY, my French teacher expects awesomely of me for some reason. She was talking to me, JUST ME AND IDK WHY, in rapid French and I was like: Gholi hrgoivneothvopqugpyn5iuqbbhynquyhq9u85 huh ?!
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Me: O.o Weird.
And you must live in Toronto because that's a French speaking place in Canada, my teacher says.
And you must live in Toronto because that's a French speaking place in Canada, my teacher says.
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Caspar: Except for you, because you're... actually bilingual.
Me: Ah, I see. I just assumed 'cuz that's what my textbook says.
Hayley: I hate books, they hurt my eyes.
Me: -________-' You're dyslexic.
Hayley: I hate books, they hurt my eyes.
Me: -________-' You're dyslexic.
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Caspar: Lalallalalallala.
Me: XD Right? I found this site by accident when I was looking for cold war info. xD
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Me: I got one 'cuz I was obsessed with Warriors. I got over that.
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Me: I do too, now. I won't. I don't know why I was obsessed, now I hate myself for it. I'm sitting here...stalling whilst I bend over my frustrating Algebra HW. Who gives out HW on the first day?
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Me: Please! I was never any good with numbers. >.<;
I mean, I can figure out the problems and such, but my teacher is asking me to draw out the answer to what 1/3 is as a percent. I know that answer is 33.33% but how do I draw that? He also said no pie graphs.
I mean, I can figure out the problems and such, but my teacher is asking me to draw out the answer to what 1/3 is as a percent. I know that answer is 33.33% but how do I draw that? He also said no pie graphs.
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Me: *thinks* That easy? *facepalm* It works, thanks Whim. You see, I tend to overthink things, which is why I'm in advanced classes. But sometimes my smartness makes me look stupid, ironic.
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My math teacher today told us to connect nine dots using only four straight lines.
The answer was so obvious but only one of us figured it out.
Me: Wow. I LOVE MY CIVICS TEACH. He says Warm-ups are boring and depressing so he's gonna call them 'Schmegmas'. XD
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Me: My teacher was like that last year! Her husband was a hunter and she had lotsa deer organs and stuff. We had an Axolotl that I SWEAR stared at me.
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Caspar: An Axolotl.
Me: Oooooh, like the Alot? YOUR TEACHER HAD ALOT ORGANS??????
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