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1000 Reasons to Hate Twilight.
109. It made websites like below.I don't know whether or not I should laugh or cry! http://movies.msn.com/superfans/twili...
Seriously, read them. :)
110.) There is no PLOT! I heard plot is pretty important when you're trying to write a novel, much more a novel saga.111.) Edward sparkles. From where I came from, only fairies sparkles.
112.) Meyer can't write.
113.) She keeps comparing her characters to Romeo and Juliet. (Twilight)
114.) She then compares her leads to Heathcliff and Catherine. (New Moon)
115.) Stop comparing your f*cking leads to established characters that someone already wrote. So unoriginal.
116.) Stephen King said she can't write.
117.) Anne Rice said her vampires are unbelievably unreal, shallow and nonsensical.
118.) People keeps comparing her to JK Rowling. (People Please!)
119.) Her lead is a Mary Sue.
120.) Predictable storyline.
121.) She romanticize stalking.
121.) She romanticize men taking control of their girlfriend's life.
122.) She romanticize teenagers insensible jump to passionate love.
123.) Meyer needs to lose weight. (Ok, this may seem like a low blow, but I'm just saying...)
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I disagree. THere is no sex scene. She completely flaked on edward/bella sex.
Savita wrote: "126. What happened to the huge battle????!!!!!"Meyer couldn't find the talent to write it.
128. Too many overused words. Eg. Hyperventilating (so Bella's unstable and unsure of herself, we get that), marble (Bella's unstable and kissing marble), love (yeah, it's a romance novel but for example, Jane Austen, as one of the most famous Romance authors in history, did she use the word 'love' on every second page?).129. Bella describes Edward as 'godly'.
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LOL. I think all gods would disagree with that. Probably even Hades.
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Even the weakest, stupidest, useless god would strike bella dead just for thinking about it.
Um..... Dionysus? (please don't kill me, please don't kill me...)
Miss Silvertongue wrote: "Um..... Dionysus? (please don't kill me, please don't kill me...)"You will be spared. (I think.)
BUt bella will go down. I hope Hades takes her to his lovely place.
Eternal torture or.... *whispers* Tartarus?
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1.Discuss it on perhaps the "Books Better than Twilight" discussion OR
2. Discuss it on a Percy Jackson group.
Because this is 1000 Reasons to Hate Twilight, not 1000 Reasons to Love Love Love Percy Jackson.
Cool?
130)E.C. and J.B. are both selfish characters. The fact that they would drag Bella into a fight between the two of their families or whatever is PROOF.
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131) OK. Prejudices aside. I tried Twilight. I cleared all expectations from my mind, I didn't think, oh wow, this is gonna be good, coz there's so much hype, it must be a great book! I just read it like any other book. And it, to be plain and simple, bored me. Too much waffle, as my English teacher calls it, before anything actually happened.
GSGS wrote: "A Note to the People Talking About Percy Jackon: Yes it's a great book and everything but can you please please do one of the following:1.Discuss it on perhaps the "Books Better than Twilight" di..."
I really hate that the Greek Myth is tied to Percy Jackson. I was into it before it was a kid story.
Anyways, Noted.
GSGS wrote: "A Note to the People Talking About Percy Jackon: Yes it's a great book and everything but can you please please do one of the following:1.Discuss it on perhaps the "Books Better than Twilight" di..."
I really hate that the Greek Myth is tied to Percy Jackson. I was into it before it was a kid story.
Anyways, Noted.
GSGS wrote: "A Note to the People Talking About Percy Jackon: Yes it's a great book and everything but can you please please do one of the following:1.Discuss it on perhaps the "Books Better than Twilight" di..."
I really hate that the Greek Myth is tied to Percy Jackson. I was into it before it was a kid story.
Anyways, Noted.
Hahaha This reminds me of Savita. Got a little mad at the post button Iries? =P XD
50. It is a rip-off of the Van Hellsing movie
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51. Robert Paterson looks like he has lived in the woods for the past few decades, he sparkles, and In the movies he looks like he can fly (or jump really far, idk) he isn't a vampire, he's a fairy.
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LOL. That's hilarious! I never thought of E.C as a fairy because faires are too good for him. :)
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Diabolical Daemonic , Friendly fire – isn’t
(last edited Aug 22, 2010 07:59PM)
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I like Faeries.
O.O Its the full moon....
*Wolf howls*
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SxuwPE... This guy actually makes good points then he goes kinda insane
Miss Silvertongue wrote: "It's a sanity threatening disease so yeah."Lol, STD. *immature laughter*
Iries wrote: "Savita wrote: "126. What happened to the huge battle????!!!!!"Meyer couldn't find the talent to write it."
It's like she decided at the last second she didn't feel like writing it... XP
Cody wrote: "http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SxuwPE... This guy actually makes good points then he goes kinda insane"
Can't watch that right now, I will tomorrow...
134) The books are waaayy too long for the little stuff that actually happens in them. WASTE. OF. TREES.
Swiftfire wrote: "Miss Silvertongue wrote: "It's a sanity threatening disease so yeah."Lol, STD. *immature laughter*"
LOL!!! So now it's an STD. Ewwwwwww
(i'm not this horible yah know.(^^)v)