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[Miss Silvertongue]

Well, keep compliling! :D

[Miss Silvertongue]

254. Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows part 2. Because watching/reading/thinking about Harry Potter just makes me ridicule Twilight more.

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I see there's a new topic about HP. I haven't read it yet but I bet Miss created it...

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256. Bella is the most unrealistic character, no 18 year old acts the way she does, maybe 100 years ago, but then again, what 18 year old hurls them self off a cliff over a guy who has been gone longer than he was around?

257. Edward is boderline abusive, overprotective and the biggest jerk there is, if my boyfriend acted like that, I would gladly give him over to people that would want too knock it out of him (AKA: Volturi in Twilight)

258. Renesmee, even the name is stupid.

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260) (probably already been said) Bella is a really bad role model.

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:( Poor you.

[Miss Silvertongue]

Breaking Dawn comes out in November, near my birthday!!! My birthday month has been contaminated. -.-

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EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

[Miss Silvertongue]

No, I've already requested a Marauder's Map. :D

I think my friend and I are going to see it... to mock it of course. Like 3 weeks after release.

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Oooooooh, I'm so jealous.

I still haven't seen any of em...I'll spare myself.

[Miss Silvertongue]

Whoo good man! :D

I've seen them because I want to know what I'm criticising.

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YAY!

I...will spare myself the horror and possible mental scarring of seeing two not so good looking people have impossible sex.

[Miss Silvertongue]

It's just gross. Half a book about sex. Yuck.

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EXACTLY!

[Miss Silvertongue]

S.Meyer (Stupid Meyer) defies her own theories. Idiot.

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DRIVES ME INSANE!

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I kinda think that the bella / edward thing is just as bad.

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Poor Novemberians.

[Miss Silvertongue]

YES, SCREW YOU TWILIGHT!!

But at least Inheritance comes out then. And I'm going to get a Marauder's Map for my birthday!! :D

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*jealous of both of you* EPIC PRESENTS.

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I don't blame ya!

February 7th. But I'm not giving my address out, sorry.
It's the thought that counts!

[Miss Silvertongue]

I'm also going to get a rocketship. And it's going to be totally awesome. :D

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IT WILL BE TOTALLY AWESOME.

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I HAVE A ROCKETSHIP UNDER MY BED.

Ohohohoh, that's true!

[Miss Silvertongue]

PIGFARTS HERE WE COME!!!!

WHO'S THE HEADMASTER!?!?!

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RUMBLEROAR!

[Miss Silvertongue]

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPP!!

[Zero vi Britannia]

Only 1000? Okay:
264. It rapes the dictionary, thesaurus, the English Language, literature as a whole, and my brain.

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Only 1000? LOL, although there are that many reasons and left-overs, it does take a while to list 'em all.

[Emily]

i'm sorry but that reason doesn't make any sense, and we have to keep our legacy of being the logical ones in this issue.

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Hmm, now that Ebony mentions it, that's true. Also, it could be offensive to some.
Sorry Chris but I'm rewriting that one as:

264: The vocabulary used in Twilight demeans the dictionary, thesaurus, the English Language, literature as a whole [and my brain.]

Better, Ebony?
And, BTW, how are you?! :D

[Emily]

yes thank you! :)
i've been SO busy, this being my first year in high school. i just finished XC season with 1st in League! so there's more time for me. and of course, algebra II homework, we had a really big project due on Thursday, so yes, my life is going to be so much less hectic now. scholar bowl is starting, but practices are only Tuesdays and Thursdays in the morning. i actually got a question right at practice on Thursday! i was so happy!
how have you been faring, GSGS?

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Yeah, OK thanks :) Another school term...

[Emily]

another one? aw man, didn't we have one of those last year?

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:D Exactly.

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*seething* DAD ORDERED THE GRYFFINDOR TIE.

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Huh?

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I told him repeatedly to get a green tie, one that said Slytherin, but noooooooooooooooooooooooooo! HE'S NOT CAPABLE!

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Umm, OK. At least your dad would BUY a HP tie

[Emily]

seriously, mine wouldn't. i want a Ravenclaw tie! we should all have ties or scarves with our House emblem on them!

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Miss Silvertongue has a Gryffindor scarf.

[Emily]

i have a Ravenclaw scarf!

[Emily]

it doesn't actually say Ravenclaw, but it has their colors.

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;D I should knit one.

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*try to knit one.

[Emily]

lol, i know THAT feeling!

[Savita, I'm NOT giving away Butterbeer.]

I had to bribe him. I'm doing dishes forever...and exercising....

But it's the colors, doesn't have the crest on it either.

[Emily]

mine doesn't either, so i just have to tell everybody!

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Carrt a big sign saying, 'RAVENCLAW SCARF HERE!'

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Prepare for extreme 'eewness', people:
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