1000 Reasons to Hate Twilight. Showing 1,251-1,300 of 1,454

[GSGS, I'm giving ANYONE Butterbeer.]

Yeah... I know. My point is, ELLIPSES HAVE THREE!

[Savita, I'm NOT giving away Butterbeer.]

GSGS {Jizzy} wrote: "I thought you were randomly pulling out the 'NO, WITH A KNIFE!' joke."

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[GSGS, I'm giving ANYONE Butterbeer.]

You haven't heard it?
"Did you hear about that actress who got stabbed a few days ago? What's her name... Reese... Reese..."
"Witherspoon?"
"NO, WITH A KNIFE!"

[Savita, I'm NOT giving away Butterbeer.]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

That's hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[GSGS, I'm giving ANYONE Butterbeer.]

No it's not.

[Savita, I'm NOT giving away Butterbeer.]

YESH IT IS!

[GSGS, I'm giving ANYONE Butterbeer.]

Seriously...

[Savita, I'm NOT giving away Butterbeer.]

:D Yep.

[GSGS, I'm giving ANYONE Butterbeer.]

Maybe it's just not funny when you're told it at 11.00 at night by a barman as you're leaving a resteraunt.
(Please, don't ask)

[Savita, I'm NOT giving away Butterbeer.]

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WTH?!

[GSGS, I'm giving ANYONE Butterbeer.]

I said don't ask. My family and family friends were leaving a resteraunt we'd been eating at and we were all tired, and then the stupid barman stopped us to crack that joke. We were all just like "...heh...heh. Yeah, that's funny. Get outta my way!!" Not really, but meh.

[Miss Silvertongue]

I got told that by Emma in maths class... who probably got it from you.

[Savita, I'm NOT giving away Butterbeer.]

Aw, poor guy!

[Miss Silvertongue]

GSGS' family is rude. :)

[GSGS, I'm giving ANYONE Butterbeer.]

A) I didn't tell Emma that.
B) I said not really - meaning we just thought it.

Well, I thought it.

[Miss Silvertongue]

Wait, then how did Emma know?

Oh yeah, it's a popular joke.

[GSGS, I'm giving ANYONE Butterbeer.]

You said it.

[Miss Silvertongue]

What? Emma R told me like 7 tables away and I just laughed at how lame it was and continued working...

[GSGS, I'm giving ANYONE Butterbeer.]

I meant you said the answer to your question...

[Miss Silvertongue]

Oh right. Got it. :)

I'm so tired today.

[GSGS, I'm giving ANYONE Butterbeer.]

How was C. school?

[Miss Silvertongue]

We had a sub today. She was crap.

[GSGS, I'm giving ANYONE Butterbeer.]

I had a sub yesterday, too, for Italian *high five*

[Miss Silvertongue]

*high five!*

Was he the Twilight liking one?

[GSGS, I'm giving ANYONE Butterbeer.]

Yes. Yes he was.

[Miss Silvertongue]

Shame, shame on him.

[GSGS, I'm giving ANYONE Butterbeer.]

I hope our normal teacher's better by next week.

[Miss Silvertongue]

I hope my teacher's back too.

Anyway... for MTS, did you include a plot summary on the musicals we had to research?

[GSGS, I'm giving ANYONE Butterbeer.]

Yes - thats where most of my 1000 words came from =D

[Miss Silvertongue]

Ok. And who did you research?

[RCRC]

252) My mum. Because she said twilight was 'okay'...Happy?!

[Miss Silvertongue]

No not good enough at all.

RCRC, finished your project?

[RCRC]

Haven't started.

[GSGS, I'm giving ANYONE Butterbeer.]

Robbins

[Miss Silvertongue]

Fosse! He seemed easier. :) I've currently only got 372 words. *sigh*

[GSGS, I'm giving ANYONE Butterbeer.]

well ive basically finished...

[Miss Silvertongue]

How many words? I've haven't done the plot summaries yet.

[GSGS, I'm giving ANYONE Butterbeer.]

its 1067, but I still have to do that thing about productions inspired by him.

[Miss Silvertongue]

Did you write mostly facts or opinions?

[RCRC]

This is funked up! I GIVE UP!

[GSGS, I'm giving ANYONE Butterbeer.]

@Miss: Uh, facts.
@RCRC: Could you get your dad to write a note?

[Miss Silvertongue]

We've had like three weeks.

[RCRC]

I KNOW! I'll print it out so she doesn't know how many words there are! Hehehe...Or I could get my dad to write a note?))

[GSGS, I'm giving ANYONE Butterbeer.]

Do you have any words at all?

[RCRC]

Okay. So I've started and I have 115 words.

[GSGS, I'm giving ANYONE Butterbeer.]

I suggest you do the summaries of the two shows - they took up 543 of my words, and all you have to do is read the wikipedia summary and put it in your own words

[RCRC]

Okay...-goes off to do homework-

[Miss Silvertongue]

Whoo 742 words! Now I've got Chicago to summarise.

[GSGS, I'm giving ANYONE Butterbeer.]

That should be easy...

[Miss Silvertongue]

*Nods* :)