TWILIGHT HATERS! discussion
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1000 Reasons to Hate Twilight.
Meh. Like I said, I've never heard of Water for Elephants. I don't spend my time googling celebrities, unlike SOME people.
I thought you were randomly pulling out the 'NO, WITH A KNIFE!' joke.
I thought you were randomly pulling out the 'NO, WITH A KNIFE!' joke.


248. All the new books or books that have been reprinted now have a quote from Stephenie Meyer or a comparison with Twilight. Not only do we not care about Meyer's opinion but they've just sold their book to the book devil. Whoever that may be...

249. They're so desperate. On all for of my Twilight books, on the back cover, they use the same quote from the Times.
"Encapsulates perfectly the teenage feeling of sexual tension and alienation."
Ahahaha. I don't know how the critics could stand it.
I REMEMBERED ONE!
250. OK, at Italian school, a girl, Liana, was telling me about her Latin teacher. He wears a Twilight badge and always asks a girl in Liana's class the questions, because her name's Bella. He says, "Say it Bella. Say it out loud."
WHAT? I THOUGHT TEACHERS WERE IMMUNE!! *headdesk*
I REMEMBERED ONE!
250. OK, at Italian school, a girl, Liana, was telling me about her Latin teacher. He wears a Twilight badge and always asks a girl in Liana's class the questions, because her name's Bella. He says, "Say it Bella. Say it out loud."
WHAT? I THOUGHT TEACHERS WERE IMMUNE!! *headdesk*
AND THAT'S 250!! -CELEBRATION TIME-
Aaaaaaaand now I need to follow up on my promise. It may take some time, people, but keep nagging me.
Aaaaaaaand now I need to follow up on my promise. It may take some time, people, but keep nagging me.

Maybe you could start a new discussion with all the reasons but not allow people to comment. Or just reserve three other comment boxes.
251) The Italian sub teacher I had today who's only been out of Italy for 2 weeks asked someone in Italian if they liked Twilight.
Uh... so his impression of Australia so far is that we all like Twilight? Whaaaaat??
Uh... so his impression of Australia so far is that we all like Twilight? Whaaaaat??
IKR!!
We were learning about adverbs, saying things like 'already', 'just', 'yet'.
Our example we had to write in our books for 'yet' was 'Io non ho giu visto Twilight.' Meaning, I haven't seen Twilight yet. I was tempted to write afterwards, 'and have no desire to do so.'
We were learning about adverbs, saying things like 'already', 'just', 'yet'.
Our example we had to write in our books for 'yet' was 'Io non ho giu visto Twilight.' Meaning, I haven't seen Twilight yet. I was tempted to write afterwards, 'and have no desire to do so.'
Mmm. And he made us write out a recipe for tiramisu in Italian, in case there was a cute Italian guy who wanted us to make tiramisu. (awkward thing was that there were two guys in our class too... so, um, they want to impress a guy too, huh? 0_-). I didn't write out a recipe. I was just like, stuff this. He can make his own bloody tiramisu!!

I've got Chinese tomorrow. Sometimes I want to tell the teacher to stuff her face with dumplings or something.
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I dunno what to buy! I'm got breakfast covered... possibly lunch but dinner.......
I think I'm going to buy a packet of... why don't we discuss this over email?
So many ellipses!!!
And if you were, Miss, IT'S THE WORST JOKE EVAZ!!