If I was...

[Dragonrider]

I would let you say,"won't you be my friend to Zane.

What if I was an airplane?

[AAAlien]

uuuuuh i'd tell you to take me to Ecuador and then back here, and then back to Ecuador xD and so on

what if i was an iphone?

[Zainab]

I'd buy you..when i get the money :L

LOLOL to me? DUDE! y'all just don't understand when I say there's something really unnatural about purple dinasours who sing about macaroni and cheese :S if it was a green one, i wouldn't be as suspicious...but there's obviously some sort of mastermind behind it, and i ain't going nowhere near it. hmph.

What if I was a dictionary? *sigh* only thing i can think of :(

[Ameena]

i love u u love me we're a happy familyyyy <3

hahahahahah id tell u to help me with my essay

wat if i was mr.lame?

[Zainab]

I'd introduce you to miss.lame? MY GOD THAT WAS SO LAME.
I think my shit talk factor kicks in after 1.30 :/

What if I was a trophy?

[Ameena]

HAHAAHAH after 1:30 xD
actually i find it funny xD

id bend u XD WAHAHAHHAHH EEWW taht was sooo wrong

wat if i was the clown from mcdonalds?

[Ross]

Ronald McDonals:) I'd tell you yellow isn't your colour and you've got a blob of tomato sauce for hair:p

Completely agree with you Zane about the unnatural purple dinosaur, which is wierd coz I quite like the colour purple:p

What if I was... a tree?

[Zainab]

I LOVE purple! :)

I would sit under your shade and read a book...as long as you can promise me no bugs :S

What if I was a cloud?

[Dragonrider]

I would look at you.

What if I was grease lighting?

[Zainab]

WEOOOOO I'd ah...um, i don't know what grease lightning is exactly..i mean, i LOVE grease, and i know the song..but what is it exactly?? :S

What if I was the main guy from Grease? my brain's turned to mush.

[Ross]

leave it to TPBM coz it's a girlie question clearly:p

[Zainab]

JOHN TRAVOLTA! membered his name. and how the heck is it a girly question?! :O

[Ross]

coz it's about John Travolta:p

[Ameena]

id laugh in his face :P
and i also dont get how its a girly question ::P

wast if i was my STUPID math teacher??

[Zainab]

I'd...ah, tell him I hate math?

What if I was my STUPID bio teacher? :@

[Ross]

I'd tell him to stop giving my fave science subject a bad name:)

What if I was... a pair of Daisy Dukes:p

[Zainab]

her* lol.

ummmm, whazzat??

[Ross]

short shorts made from jeans material:p

[Zainab]

oh. I'd burn you xDDDDD

what if i was an iphone44444444? i want one. my dad won't get me one. he's being really mean to me these days >:( i dislike people :@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@

[Sophie *Ninja Rapunzel*]

oooh, i would grab you, protect you and use you :D hahaha

What if i was Adam Lambert?

[Zainab]

I'd tell you that you're....a wierd kinda unique. i'm still tryna figure out if it's a good or bad kind :/

What if I was Kylie Minogue?

[Ross]

I'd tell you your days are over, and that that was a good thing:p

what if I was... Legolas Greenleaf?

[Zainab]

LOL, you didn't like her?
ima leave that for TPBM cause i cbb googling :L

[Ross]

!! Legolas from Lord of the Rings Zane!
And I like her wel enough just think her songs are annoying

[Ross]

o_O legolas from Lord of the Rings! Zane!
I like her well enough, but I find her songs dead annoying;p

[Zainab]

LOL well, you know i still haven't watched it, sooo, TPBM...whenever you decide to show up, feel free :)

[AAAlien]

omg if you were Legolas that'd be SO AWESOMEEE xD i'd tell you to teach me to speak elvish and everything woooooooh (L)

what if i was NEMO?

[AAAlien]

and zane you MUST watch ittttt, and read the booksssss

[Zainab]

umm, I'll think about it =D lmaoo

I'd ask you to show me your baby fin xD I LOVE NEMO!

What if I was Bruce from Nemo??

[Dragonrider]

I would tell you fish are friends, not food.
What if I was Dory?

[Zainab]

I'd ask you to get directions from the fish men :L

What if I was the pelican in nemo..forgot his name :(

[Ross]

Nigel!:)

I'd tell you that you were an inspiration, and that you were voiced by an awesome actor, Geoffrey Rush:)

What if I was... Crush the Green Turtle dudes and dudettes

[Dragonrider]

I would say you are too many people, dude.

What if I was Wall-E?

[Ross]

Eeeevaaah?
Nope sorry lil guy, I've not sen her.

Wiiw... Gylfie the elf owl

[BD]

i would shoot u -_-

wiiw...emily the strange?

[Ross]

awwwh poor Gylfie:(

I'd tell you to chill out a tad:p

WIIW Katy Perry ;p

[BD]

if u were katy perry?? i wudnt b wid u

wiiw the only wii console on earth

[Dragonrider]

I would steal you.

What if I was a cat person?

[BD]

ur MYYYY pet now!!

wiiw a venician mask

[Sophie *Ninja Rapunzel*]

awesome! i would put you up on my dutchess for show- if you werent too scary looking :)

What if i was your worst nightmare?

[Ross]

i'd be vewwy vewwy scared:(

who or what is dutchess?

What if I was... Elphaba, the Wicked Witch of the West?

[Sophie *Ninja Rapunzel*]

well this is an actual dutchess
http://www.antiquesandcollectables.co...
but i meant my tallboy
http://www.ezyfurniture.com.au/_photo...

i would kindly ask if i could use your wand... and if you said no i would run away screaming :)

What if i was an Alpaca

[Ross]

ooh I like the dresser table, nice mirror, can't beat a good stylish piece of wooden furniture:)

I'd pet you and feed you some oats and tell you I would never let anyone make a jumper outta you.

what if I was... a porcupine:p

[Zainab]

Ooooh, that's puuuurdy Soph!

I'd take you too Taronga Zoo :)

What if I was a ninja?

[Ross]

ikr, I love the look of that dresser:)

i'd ask you to kill the bad people in the world and declare Shadowlaw:p Incidentally Zane have you seen Ninja Assassin or Ninja?

what if I was... an old man:p

[Zainab]

ummm, nope. any good?

I'd walk you across the road! I love old people :D

What if I was a magpie?

[Ross]

yeah they are esp Assassin, the opening scene is gore-tastic, this yakuza mob gets taken out and they never see who kills them:p

I'd raid your nest to find something shiny:p

what if I was... Effie Trinket from the Hunger Games?

[Zainab]

LOL hmm, I shall have a look see then :L

I'd pull off your wig :L

What if I was Gale from HG?

[Ameena]

id ask if u likes food as much as opera's friend gale does :P

wat if i was the author of the hunger games?

[Ross]

I'd ask you to sign my copies of HG and CF!

What if I was... Kanye West